“"Three completions, not one fumble, what do you say to that, eh, eh? Very good game for me. Very good game for all of us. Pity Po tripped up on what could have been the 4-1. That was a perfect play up to that point, with our muscles working to push Po just those extra inches into the opponents half he needed to break free and make it into the endzone with a sprint."
--- Jing Jing, Fighting Panda Thrower

"It's a sweet and a sad moment for me, all at once. We won but I learned immediately after the game that something had shown up on my weekly health check. I'm in no condition to continue playing Bloodbowl for the Pandas. This makes my Most Valuable Player award extra-special. What better way to go out than with a MVP attached next to your name, eh? Still, I'll miss the guys..."
--- Shau Tzu, Fighting Panda Blitzer

"I want to say farewell to Shau Tzu, who has not been with us long but whom we all have grown to like. We will miss his personality in the locker-room and his ability on the field. At the same time I must express gratitude to our teams apothecary for saving Bo when it seemed his career was already done and finished. But the medics worked their magic and made sure Bo is gonna be around for a while still to score touchdowns for the Pandas like only he can. Erm, like only he and Po can, I meant to say. Oh, and for the record, we didn't foul first."
--- Mei Xiang, Fighting Panda Blitzer

"Those smelly, unfair, brainless Mummies! I would have scored as many touchdowns as Po today if one of them hadn't knocked me out for good when I had the ball and I could already taste the sweet taste success on my lips before the Mummy robbed me of the touchdown and, more importantly, robbed the fans of the privilege to cheer for ME. No, instead, BAM, big guy out of nowhere! Only because my teammates were to incompetent to put one of the mummies away for good in revenge for the Walking Dead putting the boot to me when I was prone on the ground. Can you believe that, trying to kill Bo, the most inspiring sight on the bloodbowl pitch today. You must have no heart, if you want to hurt Bo, you must have no soul."
--- Bo, Fighting Panda Catcher

"Bo who?"
--- Po, Fighting Panda Catcher”