“FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI CXL - Round 1

Blitzed on our drive, the ghoul snatches the ball and helps assist a block. The block fails /O\ and moments later the ball is almost in our endzone in the hands of a skink and the ghoul knocked out. The sauri swarm the 2 wights and there is little the Fur Kings and their zombie horde can do to force an early score. Half-time and down 1-0 and still 11 lizards lining up for their drive with just a single casualty and KO. Bad times.

Resigned to defeat, Coach Chainsaw goes into autopilot, and takes one of the preset defensive setups. The ghoul is left on the bench. With only 2 players greater than ma4, this is only going to end one way - agreement among fans and coaches alike.

The Fur Kings also blitz the lizard drive - sort of. The kroxigor opens the play by being dumped on its butt by a zombie. However, the kick is deep and the wights are unable to really threaten. The Redscales cage, and it is looking easy.

Overconfidence? The cage opens up and dice are rolled with the reroll spent; a skink slips on a go for it, and it's game on! Another skink nearly recovers the loose ball but the wights catch up to it. The sauri seem to have marked the ball, but the two wights combine and somehow one emerges with the ball. A break tackle saurus is still in range to end matters, but it fails the dodge and the wight runs home the equalizer - overtime!

Nuffle, perhaps amused, decides that now is the time for blood. Fur King Mean drops an elbow into the chest of the kroxigor and kills it. Another skink slips and concusses itself. Finally a zombie goes both down on the agile skink, killing it and hurting itself - with laughter presumably. In the midst of the carnage, Red Blood had received and saunter home the winner.”