“Head Coach Irongut, speaking to a reporter after the match:

''They kicked the ball to us and Ruul picked it up. These funny little fellas with beards. They surrounded us and then one of the hippy looking ones ones got up close to Ruul so Ruul being a Rawgorger dropped the ball and tried to eat him but the little fella was in a frenzy and he beat Ruul until he was dead. Shame.

After that we forgot about the ball a bit and just tried to hurt 'em but they kept getting back up. Jit Gimp did well though; he found one of them ones with a longbeard on the floor and grabbed his beard while he jumped up and down on his face until he was dead. Bit of frustration comin out of Gimp there, he's not treated very well by the team.''”