“IT'S THE CABALVISION GAME DAY SHOW!

JIM: 'Okay, so we're going to Bolgasgrad to listen to the latest match of the CIBBL Bronze Tear, sponsored by Zombway! Zombway, eat flesh! Since Belarielle refuses to go anywhere near the Coven's coach after last month incident-'
BOB: *Muffled laugh*
JIM: '-we have the one and only Ragnar Grimsson to report directly from the pitch. How's it going, Ragnar?'
RAGNAR: 'It's cold.'
JIM: 'So, tell us about the game.'
RAGNAR: 'After the first half it seemed that the Coven could pull off a shocker here today, but an unlucky trip by Vol'arth the Tzaangor and poor play in the second half spelled the doom for the Tzeentch followers.'
JIM: 'Ok Ragnar, I see you have coach AutoAxpert there for the post-game interview.'
RAGNAR: 'Do I?'
AUTOAXPERT: 'Evening.'
RAGNAR: 'Oh. Hello.'
JIM: 'Good evening, mister AutoAxpert, you're live with the CabalVision crew. Tell us, how do you feel after another defeat for your team?'
AUTOAXPERT: 'Bad. Next question?'
RAGNAR: 'Ah-hem.'
JIM: 'Coach, can you at least make a comment about today's performance?'
BOB: *Tries to suppress laughter* 'Watch out, Ragnar!'
AUTOAXPERT: 'It was bad. Anything else?'
RAGNAR: 'What's your plan for improving the level of play of your roster.'
AUTOAXPERT: 'Horseshoes for all Tzaangors. Have we finished?'
RAGNAR: 'I think that's about it.'
AUTOAXPERT 'Good. Have you seen a man in a blue robe with some arcane symbols on?'
RAGNAR:'No, why?'
AUTOAXPERT: 'I have his second payment fee here.'
RAGNAR: '...but that's a morningstar.'
AUTOAXPERT: 'Precisely. Balthazar the Majestic, if you're watching, remember this: I will find you. And I will hurt you.'
JIM: 'Okay coach, you seem busy. Thanks to you and thanks to Ragnar for the on field report.'
RAGNAR: '...yes.'
JIM: 'We'll be right back after these messages from our sponsors.'



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