SWL Season LXIV Regional Awards
Bronze Slipper Twahnlow (Regionals)
C3PO (Prancing Unicorns ) 89 Rushing yards
C3PO has been a splendid addition to the Orc team since day dot...
His progression has been smooth, a few botched throws to be sure, but for the most part this Golden Droid has been a reliable member of the team.
A valuable employee his absences have been few and far between - 70/73 games so far.
Notable efforts at the time of notation:
62 successful passes in 70 games (averaging 1.5 pass yards per game).
103 blocks in 70 games (1.47 blocks/game resulting in 6 casualties).
354 Rushes in 70 games.
(Most memorable was slowing down [-MA Smashed Ankle] the terrible Clark from the Norse side named "Freezy Trees", coached by the venerable ramchop)... C3PO may have been sent from the pitch, by a vigilant ref that was obviously in the pocket of the Norse team, but the Unicorn fans cheered to see their plucky hero take down the beast!
A gang foul against Lap Dancer
the Star War Dancer on Pyates16's Wood Elf team saw the sharp boot of C3PO fracture the skull and send the troublesome elf from the pitch. The bulky screen of green prevented the referee from spotting the foul and C3PO remained on the pitch to support the Unicorns to victory (Game 72 in SWL Season LXX)
For a violence avoiding chap, he has nonetheless managed to notch up 6 casualties on the pitch through blocks thrown. A lot of teams have been drawn to hit the 'weak link'/AV 8 member of the team, but he has proven surprisingly tenacious to date...
Other memorable moments:
In the heat of the game, 4 orcs gathered around Ramchop's fallen Clark (the beast with Claws and a swag of deaths and injuries under his belt)... Succumbing to peer pressure, C3PO rushed in and landed a massive boot, smashing Clark's ankle which he failed to heal from, despite the best efforts from the game sport's doctor.
We look forward to adding more memorable achievements to C3PO's bio in coming seasons.