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Los Angeles Glams
P [L] High Elf


We are elves.
We are high.
We'll smoke your pot.
And steal your pie.

Proud member of the NBFL


Formerly known as the Seattle Weed Gawks (Seasons 13 to 16).


Formerly known as the Minnesota High Kings (Seasons 17 to 20)



Super Bowl winner of season 20
Super Bowl winner of season 23


#1Jamoris SlaughterBlitzer46 SPPMighty Blow, Guard, Tackle
#2Dashani SkinkslayerBlitzer55 SPPDodge, Strip Ball, Tackle, Leap
#3Keith BurythemThrower43 SPPBlock, Sure Hands, +MA
#6Linus DelfLineman31 SPPWrestle, Dodge, Side Step
#5David "Spur Winged Goose" DallasLineman33 SPPGuard, Block, Dodge
#8Geraldo "Mooochacho" OrtaLineman18 SPPGuard, Block
#5Hendrik "Hi-C" ScottThrower27 SPPBlock, +MA
#11J. Rick McKingdomLineman23 SPPGuard, MB
#11Mysta GnomadLineman32 SPPGuard, MB, PO
#9Jaylen "Udub" BronsonLineman33 SPPBlock, Dodge, Guard
#7Rob BainLineman35 SPPDodge, Guard, Mighty Blow
#15Kory RasmussenLineman16 SPPGuard, Block
#14Hehir DicerLineman18 SPPGuard, Mighty Blow
#1Blas de LezoBlitzer44 SPPGuard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
#12Allan BridgfordCatcher44 SPP+MA, Side Step
#7Paul PoundstoneThrower65 SPPBlock, Dodge, SH, MB
#8Dargud MashanstashLineman16 SPPBlock, Skill
#1Bradbury RobinsonBlitzer54 SPPTackle, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Leap
#2Pale DaleBlitzer19 SPPMighty Blow, Guard
#10Philander "Peasy" EasyCatcher33 SPPBlock, Diving Tackle, Side Step
#2James WoodwardBlitzer61 SPPMighty Blow, Guard, Tackle, Stand Firm
#1Micheal "Karak" KarakLineman20 SPPGuard, Side Step
#10Buddy AustinCatcher64 SPPWrestle, Dodge, Strip Ball, Side Step
#11Bryan "Cougar" KehlLineman44 SPPWrestle, Leap. + MA
#6Spawn of Vindaloo [ND]Catcher0 SPPWrestle, Dodge, Tackle, Leap, Side Step
#1Corporal AttackBlitzer0 SPPMighty Blow, Guard
#3Pelen LathCatcher0 SPP+AG, Guard, Leap, Wrestle, Side Step
#12Warren MoonThrower0 SPPSure Hands, Leader, Accurate, Dump-Off, Nerves Of Steel
#10Far SideThrower22 SPPBlock, Dodge, Accurate, NoS
#11Rex BurninghamLineman6 SPPBlock, Kick
#10IronbarCatcher4 SPPBlock, Dodge, Tackle, Mighty Blow
#11Tevrin "Slevin" BrandonCatcher16 SPPBlock, Side Step
#2Jordan WrightBlitzer19 SPPJuggernaut, Mighty Blow, Pro, Dauntless, Guard
#11StovepipeLineman3 SPPWrestle, Side Step
#1Miss HargroveBlitzer14 SPPMighty Blow, Guard, Tackle
#11Virdel EdwardsLineman1 SPPBlock, Guard
That's the future, stupid!
That's the future, stupid!
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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Miss Hargrove
Blitzer
7 3 2+ 4+ 9+
Block
Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle
 n, m 8 0 1 0 2 1 25/28 200k
(0)k
  
2
Jordan Wright
Blitzer
7 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Block
Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Pro, Dauntless, Guard, Frenzy
 -ag, m 21 1 3 0 6 1 Legend
45
 280k
(0)k
  
3
Ravandi Ullist
Catcher
8 3 2+ 5+ 8+
Catch
Dodge, Block
   9 0 3 0 0 1 6/24 130k
(90+40)k
  
4
Venga "Bus" Jefferson
Catcher
9 3 2+ 5+ 8+
Catch
+MA, Guard, Sure Hands, Block, Sprint, Dodge
 n, n 79 0 36 0 1 7 Legend
138
 230k
(90+140)k
  
5
Spawn of Vindaloo
Catcher
8 3 2+ 5+ 8+
Catch
Wrestle, Dodge, Tackle, Leap, Side Step, Strip Ball
 n 75 1 5 1 8 8 Legend
66
 210k
(90+120)k
  
6
Xavier Swift
Catcher
8 3 2+ 5+ 8+
Catch
   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/18 90k
(90+0)k
  
7
Far Side
Thrower
7 3 2+ 2+ 9+
Cloud Burster, Pass, Safe Pass
Accurate, Block, Dodge, Nerves of Steel, Dump-off, +MA
   49 30 11 0 2 4 Legend
156
 220k
(100+120)k
  
8
Virdel Edwards
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 9+
Block, Guard
 n 8 0 0 0 1 1 7/24 130k
(70+60)k
  
9
Jake "Flake" Funk
Lineman
6 3 2+ 5+ 9+
Sneaky Git, Dirty Player
 -pa, n 58 0 4 0 1 3 12/24 110k
(70+40)k
  
10
Jimmy Gallop
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 9+   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
11
Ataxic Jackson
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 8+ -av, m 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 70k
(0)k
  
12
Various Dilliams
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 9+   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
13
Black D. Corum
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 9+   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
14
Dressed "2" Winn
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 9+
Kick, Block
   12 0 0 0 0 2 8/24 90k
(70+20)k
  
11 players (+3 players missing next game) Elven Kingdoms League
Coach: Stimme Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: High Elf Dedicated Fans: 5  
Current Team Value: 1670k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 170k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2220k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:83 (40/21/22) |TD Diff:31 (117 - 86) |Cas Diff:-53 (41/58/13 - 58/90/17)
Last Opponent: Manglesota Lyc'ns

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Jakesonville JortlesSkaven2530k70/1/060k1 - 02090k80/2/050k10k
Titannesse Kraken'sNurgle2260k90/0/055k1 - 22780k140/2/065k9k
Arizona RedbullsChaos Dwarf2190k90/1/055k1 - 22790k142/0/065k9k
Houston TreantsWood Elf2420k110/1/065k1 - 12720k90/0/065k11k
Orkland WargsOrc2440k90/1/060k1 - 01830k122/2/050k10k
Szeattle ScimitarsDark Elf2210k131/1/050k1 - 12070k110/2/050k8k
Trans-Fat Crisco Porky DinersHuman2230k121/0/065k2 - 12480k112/0/055k9k
Trans-Fat Crisco Porky DinersHuman2330k182/0/090k3 - 12630k120/0/070k12k
Szeattle ScimitarsDark Elf2340k70/0/070k1 - 22160k161/1/180k12k
Arizona RedbullsChaos Dwarf2170k100/1/060k1 - 12750k131/2/060k10k
Atlanta Blue BombersHuman2120k141/1/075k2 - 02070k80/2/055k11k
NOLA Powers From AboveElven Union2080k100/0/075k2 - 11960k121/1/065k11k
Carolina PinkeyeNurgle2260k100/0/065k2 - 11890k111/0/155k9k
Tampa Neigh Buck'n beardsChaos Dwarf2060k121/0/090k2 - 02490k81/1/070k14k
Manglesota Lyc'nsNecromantic Horror2360k70/0/090k1 - 22180k161/0/2100k16k
Cleaved Land BedlamChaos Chosen2400k101/0/095k1 - 13060k132/1/095k17k
Szeattle ScimitarsDark Elf2080k60/0/075k0 - 22230k120/1/095k15k
Trans-Fat Crisco Porky DinersHuman2190k120/1/090k2 - 22170k142/0/090k14k
Pittsburgh PirouettesElven Union2280k110/1/065k1 - 02240k40/0/055k11k
No-Skincinnati BunglesTomb Kings2310k160/0/190k3 - 02360k121/2/060k12k
Arizona RedbullsChaos Dwarf2240k140/0/080k3 - 02620k140/3/250k10k
Baltimore NevermoreKhorne1810k130/0/090k2 - 12370k160/4/080k14k
Illadelph SunshineChaos Chosen2080k170/1/265k2 - 02150k40/0/045k9k
Arizona RedbullsChaos Dwarf2300k161/3/060k1 - 02120k80/2/050k10k
Witchington CommiesDark Elf2020k90/0/160k1 - 11960k121/1/060k10k
New York KroaksSlann2170k130/1/185k1 - 12550k152/1/085k15k
Dallas CrowbarDwarf1970k81/0/060k0 - 11880k151/3/070k12k
Trans-Fat Crisco Porky DinersHuman2030k150/0/075k3 - 22360k181/2/065k9k
Szeattle ScimitarsDark Elf1880k71/0/070k0 - 22010k171/1/190k14k
NOLA Powers From AboveElven Union1990k182/2/065k2 - 12490k100/0/155k9k
Szeattle ScimitarsDark Elf2120k40/0/075k0 - 42210k200/2/0115k15k
Trans-Fat Crisco Porky DinersHuman2440k70/0/065k1 - 02510k101/1/055k11k
Tijuana CharrosNurgle2340k91/0/080k1 - 02540k60/1/070k14k
Kansas City GeeseHuman1970k111/0/085k1 - 02170k60/0/175k15k
Las Vegas EvadersElven Union2380k121/1/085k1 - 22370k100/0/095k15k
Arizona RedbullsChaos Dwarf2220k80/0/050k1 - 22880k203/2/060k8k
Szeattle ScimitarsDark Elf2120k161/0/090k3 - 02270k101/1/060k12k
Denver BubonicsSkaven2250k201/4/080k2 - 11860k141/2/070k12k
Manglesota Lyc'nsNecromantic Horror2260k110/2/175k0 - 12250k173/0/285k15k
Mean Fae QuackersHigh Elf2220k130/1/090k2 - 12170k90/0/080k14k
Arizona RedbullsChaos Dwarf2240k181/0/090k4 - 02890k80/2/050k10k
ChicagOrkz BorkzOrc1920k110/1/080k1 - 22080k121/0/090k14k
Trans-Fat Crisco Porky DinersHuman2200k151/1/065k2 - 22190k141/1/065k9k
Detroit Riots [NBFL]Chaos Chosen2020k50/0/050k0 - 12550k131/2/060k10k
Szeattle ScimitarsDark Elf2100k70/0/080k1 - 22150k110/0/090k14k
Brew More GentsDwarf2550k110/0/080k2 - 22230k100/0/080k12k
Orkland WargsOrc2340k110/2/060k1 - 02660k60/1/050k10k
Arizona RedbullsChaos Dwarf2200k170/2/175k2 - 13050k161/3/065k11k
Buffalo ChillDark Elf2240k162/0/085k2 - 22760k213/2/085k13k
New Ziggland ChariotsChaos Dwarf2280k100/1/070k1 - 12030k132/1/070k12k
Szeattle ScimitarsDark Elf2180k90/1/085k1 - 22190k141/0/195k15k
Trans-Fat Crisco Porky DinersHuman2460k162/0/165k2 - 12200k141/1/155k9k
Trans-Fat Crisco Porky DinersHuman2090k131/1/150k1 - 02320k81/1/040k8k
New New Orleans SantasHuman2210k50/0/075k0 - 22200k171/2/095k15k
Carolina PantzersNurgle2000k90/0/155k1 - 12120k111/1/055k9k
Arizona RedbullsChaos Dwarf2440k110/2/065k1 - 02440k80/2/055k11k
Vampa Bay FamiliarsVampire2260k231/4/185k2 - 12140k90/0/075k13k
Szeattle ScimitarsDark Elf2540k121/1/095k1 - 12660k110/2/095k17k
Deadtlanta HowlconsNecromantic Horror2260k140/0/195k2 - 12220k101/0/085k15k
Chic'A'Ghost BatsVampire2470k71/0/090k0 - 21950k110/0/0110k18k
Orcston OilersOrc2510k101/0/075k1 - 22550k130/1/085k13k
Indianapolis BoltsDwarf2030k201/4/070k2 - 02730k91/1/050k10k
Trans-Fat Crisco Porky DinersHuman2290k141/1/070k2 - 12580k160/4/060k10k
Jakesonville JortlesSkaven2050k111/1/075k1 - 12190k80/0/075k13k
Hairizona MetalheadsOrc2270k100/1/085k1 - 12120k101/0/085k15k
THC EnlightensHigh Elf2490k110/0/085k2 - 01960k80/1/065k13k
Szeattle ScimitarsDark Elf2570k71/0/080k0 - 12530k100/1/090k16k
Hairizona MetalheadsOrc2110k121/0/095k2 - 11880k111/0/185k15k
Illadelph SunshineChaos Chosen2520k110/1/080k1 - 02730k80/2/070k14k
Trans-Fat Crisco Porky DinersHuman2110k141/0/095k2 - 32270k211/1/1105k15k
Witchington CommiesDark Elf2470k91/0/085k1 - 12430k101/0/085k15k
Dallas CrowbarDwarf2540k131/0/075k2 - 11800k90/1/065k11k
New York KroaksSlann2420k90/1/090k1 - 12520k70/0/090k16k
Keen Play HackersNurgle2530k130/3/085k1 - 21740k182/1/195k15k
SeaCastle BlackArksDark Elf2550k110/1/075k1 - 12180k90/1/075k13k
Trans-Fat Crisco Porky DinersHuman2310k70/0/070k1 - 12580k131/2/070k12k
Baltimore NevermoreKhorne2240k131/1/055k1 - 12640k90/0/155k9k
Orkland WargsOrc2180k213/1/095k3 - 02800k40/0/065k13k
No-Skincinnati BunglesTomb Kings2310k131/1/180k1 - 12460k172/3/080k14k
Hairizona MetalheadsOrc1760k100/0/080k2 - 02120k40/0/060k12k
Pittsburgh PreyersChaos Dwarf2200k120/1/085k2 - 12120k110/2/075k13k
Hairizona MetalheadsOrc1910k160/1/085k3 - 02390k60/1/055k11k
Manglesota Lyc'nsNecromantic Horror2220k80/0/075k1 - 22440k161/2/085k13k