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Lake Lokka Rowing Club
P [L] Amazon

About Lake Lokka Rowing
Near the center of Amazonia lies beautiful Lake Lokka. On the cliffs above the lake is the holy Shrine Of Rigg which commemorates the mythic union between Rigg, the Amazon Goddess of war, and Amex, the Sea Elf God of wealth and happiness

On the northern shore of the lake, nestled beneath the cliffs supporting the Shrine, sits Lake Lokka Rowing Club. There, the tallest and most dedicated of high-society Amazons learn to row. They wake up early and eat lactic acid for breakfast.

LLRC’s mission is hard to understand. Rowing is miserable. It's expensive. No cargo is carried. No aims, other than moving boats fast, are achieved. The lake could be put to better use than this. The people could be put to better use than this. Nonetheless, whole lives are devoted to Lake Lokka Rowing, and have been for generations. The most prestigious Amazon universities care about moving boats as fast as possible. Thus, rowing proliferates. And so long as it does, LLRC’s boats will be faster than yours; you slow-catching, no leg-drive cowards.

"We love to hate it and hate to love it; but love it we do. Lake Lokka will be faster than you."

LLRC is using the off season to cross-train. Blood Bowl has been chosen as a good way to increase pain tolerance. Armor, like pogies, is for cowards.

Awards
NWBL Season 7





Winners of the NWBL Champions League ("Silver")




CAS Champions - Most casualties inflicted by a team (22)

Golden Destroyer Award - Most casualties inflicted by an individual (11) - 6 Seat Hakka The Hammer (RIP)







11/09/2023: First ever LLRC Match. Team Boatman and Spellcaster Mitch blasts a super-wolf with a fireball to win the match down 420kTV



06/05/2024: 6 seat, team captain, Olympian: Hakka The Hammer (RIP) single-handedly obliterates five lizards








Regular Season

Season 8 - Gold League: 3/2/2 - 3rd place in NWBL. LLRC will remember Season 8 as a pyrrhic victory, but a victory nonetheless. Given that Blood Bowl is not the club's sport of choice, the team were elated to win the NWBL's bronze medal. It was, however, was a punishing season. First, the club lost it's top coxwain: James "Light Blue" Trotman. LLRC talent scouts kidnapped James from his posh glamping party and his involuntary club membership was key to the team's success. James was our prisoner and our leader; he will be missed. Second, 5 seat Isabela "The Engine" received severe head trauma and has become, frankly, a little soft. Finally, LRRC's super star, team captain, 2k record holder, Golden Destroyer Award winner, and Olympian Hakka The Hammer was killed by a viking. Justice, by means of brutal revenge, has been made one of LLRC's top Season 9 priorities and has been added to the club's overall mission statement.

Season 7 Silver - Argentum League: 6/0/1 - 1st Place in the division and #1 in points overall. #1 in NWBL for total casualties and casualty differential, Tied for #1 in NWBL in touchdown differential. #2 in total team SPP. Team captain Hakka the Hammer wins the Golden Destroyer award for most casualties in all of NWBL. LLRC is Promoted to Gold

Season 6 - Bronze Stannum League, LLRC's first season: 4/3/0 - 2nd Place, Promoted to Silver

Cup Tournaments
FA Cup Season 8: Lost in Round 1 to the eventual tournament champions.

EFL Cup Season 8: Lost in Round 2 to the eventual tournament champions.

FA Cup Season 7: Lost in Round 1.

EFL Cup Season 7: Lost in Round 2. Turn 15 ended with 13/14 in the cas or KO box. Worst defeat in club history.

FA Cup Season 6: Lost in Round 1

Burbon Cup Season 6: Lost in Round 2

FA Cup Season 5: Lost in Round 2
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bow: Tonz "Pair Extraordinaire"
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
2
2: Ixchel "The Technician"
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
   11 0 0 0 0 1 4/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
3
4: Insanely Tall Aleah
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
Block, Pro
   7 0 0 0 1 2 0/24 80k
(50+30)k
  
4
4: Walk-on Wilma
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
Dauntless, Block, Frenzy, Fend
   33 0 0 0 5 6 13/32 90k
(50+40)k
  
5
5: Isabela "The Engine"
Jaguar Warrior Blocker
6 4 3+ 5+ 8+
Defensive, Dodge
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
 -av 29 0 5 0 16 2 13/32 190k
(110+80)k
  
6
6: Buffy "The Sabre"
Jaguar Warrior Blocker
6 4 3+ 5+ 9+
Defensive, Dodge
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 110k
(110+0)k
  
7
7: Sugey "Steady State"
Piranha Warrior Blitzer
7 3 3+ 5+ 8+
Dodge, Hit and Run, Jump Up
Wrestle, Tackle, Strip Ball, Pro
   41 0 5 0 7 4 3/32 170k
(90+80)k
  
8
Stroke: Xoc "The Clock"
Piranha Warrior Blitzer
9 3 3+ 5+ 8+
Dodge, Hit and Run, Jump Up
Block, +MA, +MA, Sure Hands, Side Step
   42 0 38 0 3 2 42/50 190k
(90+100)k
  
9
Cox: Joe "Dark Blue" Gellet
Python Warrior Thrower
6 3 3+ 3+ 8+
Dodge, On the Ball, Pass, Safe Pass
Block
   11 0 0 0 1 2 4/20 100k
(80+20)k
  
10
Spare: Academically Reinstated
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
Dirty Player
   18 0 0 0 0 1 1/20 60k
(50+10)k
  
11
Spare: Feisty Feona
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
Block
   11 0 1 0 1 1 3/20 70k
(50+20)k
  
12
Spare: Beefy Betty
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
6 3 3+ 5+ 8+
Dodge
 -pa 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
13
Boatman: Ten-Mil Mitch
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
 n, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(0)k
  
14
Sapre: Shouty Shelly
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
 n 6 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game) Lustrian Superleague
Coach: BaronBucky Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Amazon Dedicated Fans: 4  
Current Team Value: 1490k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 270k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1540k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:42 (23/7/12) |TD Diff:18 (60 - 42) |Cas Diff:17 (35/39/8 - 27/31/7)
Last Opponent: Nasty Boiz

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Middenheim Alley LurkersNecromantic Horror980k121/0/080k2 - 11400k131/2/070k12k
RAC Darkland DynamosDark Elf1000k110/2/055k1 - 31040k211/3/075k9k
Tobol River RaidersChaos Renegade1070k110/2/075k1 - 0970k40/0/065k13k
Space Elves 2000High Elf1090k110/2/070k1 - 11000k80/0/070k12k
Asuryani ExilesElven Union1140k171/2/075k2 - 21020k110/0/075k11k
Utter KhorneageKhorne1200k182/2/080k2 - 01040k40/0/060k12k
Redtail RascalsSkaven1220k141/1/065k2 - 0820k40/0/045k9k
Yandere Fan ClubGoblin1290k90/1/070k1 - 1910k70/1/070k12k
Bumps in the KnightNecromantic Horror1320k121/0/080k2 - 01030k81/1/060k12k
Tobol River RaidersChaos Renegade1370k203/1/175k2 - 01340k81/0/155k11k
RAC Darkland DynamosDark Elf1420k60/1/055k0 - 11390k70/0/065k11k
Cascade SurchargeNorse1430k90/1/080k1 - 21610k181/3/090k14k
Fangcouver WhiteChapsVampire1230k161/2/0100k2 - 01230k60/1/080k16k
Bumps in the KnightNecromantic Horror1270k141/1/090k2 - 11330k112/0/080k14k
Utter KhorneageKhorne1370k171/0/195k3 - 01220k40/0/065k13k
Midway Corsairs FCDark Elf1370k141/1/095k2 - 01280k50/0/075k15k
Coal Butte BoozersOrc1430k201/4/080k2 - 11340k101/0/070k12k
lizards from inner spaceLizardmen1460k264/1/190k3 - 01310k40/0/060k12k
Kings Royal FamilyChaos Dwarf1530k121/1/080k1 - 21390k163/0/090k14k
Bumps in the KnightNecromantic Horror1520k40/0/070k0 - 11500k131/2/080k14k
AFC PlaguebournemouthNurgle1520k91/0/085k1 - 21500k120/1/095k15k
Tractor Club vvVampire1320k132/1/075k1 - 31470k130/0/095k13k
MihneSota United Foosball ClubOgre1370k111/1/060k1 - 0990k40/0/050k10k
Cascade SurchargeNorse1330k90/1/075k1 - 21350k201/2/285k13k
Fangcouver WhiteChapsVampire1180k111/1/065k1 - 01390k40/0/055k11k
Rocking the NehekharaTomb Kings1370k130/1/095k2 - 21440k182/2/095k15k
Tennessee Walking HordeShambling Undead1310k90/0/180k1 - 11230k90/0/180k14k
Club Mazacotes de ChicontepecChaos Chosen1340k90/1/065k1 - 01200k101/2/055k11k
Knights and WreckImperial Nobility1350k151/2/165k1 - 01490k92/0/055k11k
Coal Butte BoozersOrc1400k80/0/090k1 - 21440k170/1/1100k16k
Beachtown BananaboisOld World Alliance1300k70/0/080k1 - 21500k171/2/090k14k
Heartless MidlothiansElven Union1260k90/0/155k1 - 41300k241/2/085k9k
Tractor Club vvVampire1260k90/1/070k1 - 11370k110/1/170k12k
Malekith's FuryDark Elf1220k100/0/075k2 - 01260k71/0/055k11k
Cascade SurchargeNorse1360k121/0/0100k2 - 11380k70/0/090k16k
Flatwoods SmashersHuman1430k141/1/075k2 - 11380k90/0/065k11k
Rocking the NehekharaTomb Kings1500k90/0/170k1 - 11460k111/1/070k12k
Seattle StoneseekersUnderworld Denizens1480k183/2/080k2 - 11450k101/0/070k12k
Gnomechester UnitedGnome1540k162/1/075k2 - 11220k110/1/065k11k
Ratchester City FCSkaven1490k111/0/175k1 - 01250k92/0/065k13k
Flatwoods SmashersHuman1520k70/0/065k1 - 21290k180/3/175k11k
Nasty BoizNurgle1540k132/1/070k1 - 01490k82/0/060k12k