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Drakwald 'Ardboyz [GDR]
Roster [L] 'Ardboyz


Location: Drakwald Forest
Nickname: Da 'Boyz
Motto: Go get 'em!
Stadium: The Drakwald Dome, Ardington, nr. Delberz
Surface: Bones and teef
Coach: Jayzun 'The Red' Garotte

Colors: Deff Skulls blue & Sabre silver
Kit Manufacturer: Le Gob Sportif
Sponsor: Mekboyz Gubbins
Rivals: Reikland Steelclawz; Grom Peak Scrapperz
Captain: Kragg Goremaw
Owners: Chukka Chonez
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1. 'ISTRY
The Drakwald 'Ardboyz are renowned throughout the orc lands for their (comparatively) glamorous stadium and beautiful cheerleaders.

They started out in 2461 as a branch of the Ironjawz clan preferred to run headlong into one another rather than sever limbs with rusty blades. They soon added some armour, to make it hurt more. This led to the emergence of the 'Ardboyz clan, whose Chieftain, Chukka Chonez, owns and operates the 'Ardboyz franchise.

They managed to 'acquire' the Drakwald Dome from its previous tenants - the Destitute Halflings Orphanage - and, after they had ripped out the cots, playrooms, bunk beds, and anything else that those pathetic runts needed, they built a magnificent testament to their ambition, catering for 60'000 fans - or more if they don't mind some mild trampling.

2. STASH
TEAM AWARDS
GDR Season I Super Shield winners

PLAYER AWARDS
No-wun yet.

3. YEARZ
2461: Drakwald 'Ardboyz franchise established
2524: Entered into the inaugural Greenskins Draft Rumble

4. BESTS
BESTEST PLAYAZ
Most Matches - 8 playaz on 11
Most MVPs - Kragg Goremaw / 'Moose' Groinstamp (2 each)
Most Touchdowns - 'Fearless' Dror Bloodsmasha (3)
Most Touchdowns Scored in One Game - xxx (xxx)
Most Rushing Yards - Kragg Goremaw (124)
Most Blocks - Urzog Spinechoppa (57 in 11 games)
Most Completions - 'Captain' Kragg Goremaw (2 in 7 games)
Most Casualties - 3 playaz on 2
Most Deaths Suffered in One Game - 2 (DaMangla Overkill & Vernon Squiggs v Nordland Skullsmasherz)

BESTEST STUFF
Biggest Win - 2-0 v Sylvania Gloomfangz / Carcasonne Snarlfangs
Biggest Defeat - 0-3 v Altdorf Bloodhounds
Highest Score - 2-0 v Sylvania Gloomfangz / Carcasonne Snarlfangs
Longest Winning Streak - 2 games
Longest Undefeated Streak - 3 games
Longest Losing Streak - 1 game

HEAD-TO-HEAD RECORDS

Altdorf Bloodhounds - 0-0-1
Averland Bat-Squigs -
Badlands Black Feathers - 1-0-0
Carcasonne Snarlfangs - 1-0-0
Estalia Gutrippers -
Grom Peak Scrappers - 0-0-1
Iron Crag Clawz -
Karak Azgaraz Fanatics - 0-1-1
Mount Gunbad Big 'Uns -
Nordland Skull Smasherz - 0-0-1
Ostermark Squeelers - 0-1-0
Reikland Steelclawz - 0-1-0
Sylvania Gloomfangs - 1-0-0
Tilean Sea Piratz -
World's Edge Kommandoz - 0-1-0
Zaragoz Goats -

5. DRAFT
Season I:
Gorr Skullgrinda; Lineman; Nordland - 31 spp - 1st round, 19th pick
Trugg Wartface; Fanatic; The Marshes of Madness - 16 spp - 2nd round, 20th pick
Kragg Goremaw; Thrower; The Black Gulf - 31 spp - 3rd round, 54th pick
Urza Spinechoppa; Big 'Un; The Badlands - 51 spp - 4th round, 55th pick
Dror Bloodsmasha; Bruiser; Caves of the Unspoken Horror - 31 spp - 5th round, 87th pick
Blurgh Rockbelly; Troll; Drakwald Forest - 16 spp - 6th round, 88th pick
Murzog Ironblood; Blitzer; Skull River - 16 spp - 7th round, 112th pick ('Mr. Irrelevant')

Season II
★ Ghazghkull Thraka ★; Blitzer; Krongar - 31 spp - 1st round, 11th pick
Krakka-Gor; Big 'Un Blocker; Howling Hills - 31 spp - 2nd round, 24th pick
Thrugg Bloodtaker; Lineman; Remer - 51 spp - 3rd round, 41st pick
Gulash Baroth; Troll, Troll Country - 6 spp - 4th round, 55th pick


6. OLD 'UNS



NO.PLAYERPOSITIONSKILLSMATCHESACCOMPLISHMENTS
1.Rogthar StabbackBlack OrcBrawler, Grab735 blocks
5.★ Grommitt Sniff ★ BlitzerAnimosity, Block, ST+, Mighty Blow744 blocks
- 2 casualties


7. DEAD 'UNS
We pay tribute to those who died representing the 'Ardboyz franchise over the years.
Season I:
Season II: Vernon Squiggs, 11 games; DaMangla Overkill, 11 games

8. KILLZ
Here are those puny losers who were crushed by the mighty 'Ardboyz.
Season I: Skargor Bonchukka (World's Edge Kommandoz); Alan Vaccon (Carcasonne Snarlfangs)
Season II: Hayden Capide (Karak Azgaraz Fanatics)

9. LEGENDZ
The loyal fans of the 'Ardboyz - the Nuttaz - make recommendations for who should be included in the franchise's list of Proppa Legendz. After Season I, some of the inaugural squad were released and their contribution to the team's run to Super Shield victory means they are added to that list.


NO.PLAYERPOSITIONSKILLSMATCHESACCOMPLISHMENTS
11.Rogthar StabbackBlack OrcBrawler, Grab735 blocks
5.★ Grommitt Sniff ★ BlitzerAnimosity, Block, ST+, Mighty Blow744 blocks
- 2 casualties


10. DA DOME

The 'Ardboyz brag that they are the most famousest and bestest orc team and that everyone loves them, but, really, nobody likes them and everyone wants them to fail.

The Drakwald Dome is one of the largest in the Greenskins Draft Rumble.


11. SPONSOR
Mekboyz Gubbinz - "Weez got wot you needz!"

Drakwald 'Ardboyz are pleased to be supported by Mekboyz Gubbins - the preeminent brand of retailers in all of Drakwald. Mekboyz offers everything for the discerning orc family. Selling almost anything and everything (for the right price) the Mekboyz know a bargain!

And they don't just sell tools, weapons, hardware, armour, or snacks! Now in stock...

Warpstone-powered skatesquigs! Orca-Cola in bottles, cans, or skaven-skin flasks! Orcidas Soopastarz in a variety of sizes!




'ED COACH

Jayzun Garotte
LEAGUE



NORTH DIVISION
DID YOU KNOW?
The 'Ardboyz chose to play in blue, silver, and white due to the location of their stadium. In the depths of the Drakwald forest, blue and silver would make them easier to see in the swirling mists. White was chosen because it looks good soaked in blood.
DID YOU KNOW?
The club are proudly sponsored by the preeminent name in stylish, fashionable, functional athletic clothing; Le Gob Sportif, who equip the players and coaching staff with a wide range of jerseys, boots, berets, cravats, puffer jackets, and gloves.
DID YOU KNOW?
The star logo was inspired by the Twin Tailed Comet which destroyed the city of Mordheim in 1999 IC. This auspicious date was viewed as the start of a new era of orc dominance, as Gork and/or Mork must have sent the meteor to krush the 'oomans!
DID YOU KNOW?
The Drakwald Dome was forged by kind and skilled dwarves to house thousands of destitute halflings, in the wake of numerous invasions of The Moot. Having built it, the dwarves left and, a few decades later, the orcs equally generously relieved it from the halflings' possession.


Bio template by Balle2000. Helmet templates by Thom_Darkness.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Gulash "Stu" Baroth
Troll
4 5 6+ 5+ 10+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
Guard
 -ag, m 6 0 0 0 1 0 8/16 120k
(0)k
  
2
"Mr. Irrelevant" Murzog Ironblood
Orc Blitzer
6 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity, Block
Frenzy, Pile Driver
 n 12 0 0 0 2 0 20/31 100k
(80+20)k
  
3
JaMarcus Waaagh!
Orc Blitzer
6 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity, Block
Tackle
   13 0 0 0 1 1 6/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
4
'Moose' Groinstamp
Orc Blitzer
6 3 3+ 4+ 11+
Animosity, Block
Guard, +AV
   13 0 2 0 2 2 18/31 100k
(80+20)k
  
5
★ Ghazghkull Thraka ★
Orc Blitzer
6 4 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity, Block
+ST, Frenzy, Mighty Blow
   6 0 0 0 4 0 39/51 180k
(80+100)k
  
6
'Unstoppable' Urza Spinechoppa
Big 'Un Blocker
5 4 4+ - 10+
Animosity
Thick Skull, Frenzy, Brawler, Pile Driver
   13 0 0 0 3 0 57/76 130k
(90+40)k
  
7
Kage Goremaw
Big 'Un Blocker
5 4 4+ - 10+
Animosity
Guard
   13 0 0 0 2 2 12/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
8
Krakka-Gor
Big 'Un Blocker
5 4 4+ - 10+
Animosity
Wrestle, Mighty Blow, Block
 m 6 0 0 0 2 0 35/51 120k
(0)k
  
9
Garg Hedspike
Black Orc
4 4 4+ 5+ 10+
Brawler, Grab
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
10
Rogthar Stabback II
Black Orc
4 4 4+ 5+ 10+
Brawler, Grab
   2 0 0 0 0 1 4/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
11
Drak Pusgrott
Black Orc
4 4 4+ 5+ 10+
Brawler, Grab
Block
 n 11 0 0 0 3 1 10/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
12
Gorr Skullgrinda
Orc Lineman
5 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity
Block, Fend, Guard
   13 0 1 0 0 0 34/51 90k
(50+40)k
  
13
Thrugg Bloodtaker
Orc Lineman
5 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity
Brawler, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Strip Ball
   6 0 0 0 3 0 57/76 110k
(50+60)k
  
14
'Fearless' Dror Bloodsmasha
Goblin Bruiser
7 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Sure Feet, +MA, Nerves of Steel
   13 0 4 0 0 0 43/51 95k
(45+50)k
  
15
'Captain' Kragg Goremaw
Orc Thrower
6 3 3+ 3+ 9+
Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands
Sprint, +MA, Nerves of Steel
 n 12 3 2 0 0 2 48/51 115k
(65+50)k
  
16
Trugg Wartface
Fanatic
3 7 3+ - 8+
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Mighty Blow, Strip Ball
   13 0 0 0 1 1 22/31 100k
(70+30)k
  
14 players (+2 players missing next game) Badlands Brawl
Coach: intrepidwilson Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: 'Ardboyz Dedicated Fans: 3  
Current Team Value: 1780k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 545k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 2020k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:13 (4/4/5) |TD Diff:-3 (9 - 12) |Cas Diff:17 (12/15/3 - 5/6/2)
Last Opponent: Mount Gunbad Big 'Uns [GDR]

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Ostermark Squeelers [deepf]Squeelers1860k90/1/035k1 - 11850k90/1/035k5k
WE Kommandoz [matthueycamo]Kommandoz1690k80/1/120k0 - 01620k60/1/020k4k
Carcasonne Snarlfangs [nobla]Snarlfangs1690k120/2/045k2 - 01840k40/0/025k5k
Karak Azgaraz Fanatics [GDR]Fanatics1880k92/0/055k0 - 11710k70/0/065k11k
Reikland Steel Claws [Arcayn]Steel Claws1880k60/1/035k0 - 02110k40/0/035k7k
Sylvania Gloomfangz [demon]Gloomfangz2100k202/3/050k2 - 02120k61/0/030k6k
Badlands BF [kozilek]Black Feathers2120k121/1/050k1 - 02130k91/1/040k8k
Grom Peak Scrappers [GDR]Scrappers2030k152/2/050k1 - 21850k100/0/060k8k
Altdorf Bloodhounds [GDR]Bloodhounds2040k81/1/040k0 - 31850k150/1/070k8k
Karak Azgaraz Fanatics [GDR]Fanatics1950k110/1/150k1 - 11830k100/0/050k8k
Nordland Skull Smasherz [GDR]Skullsmasherz2060k61/0/055k0 - 22090k181/1/275k11k
Middenland Ironskins [GDR]Ironskinz1910k153/1/035k1 - 01950k40/0/025k5k
Mount Gunbad Big 'Uns [GDR] Big 'Uns2020k90/1/165k0 - 21900k162/1/085k13k