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Roster [X] Lizardmen

Named after a peculiar fungus growing habit of this tribe of Lizardmen. Namely they cultivate fungus in an apparently censored area of their body.. (thanks to kaos_war_monk for that, the memory will never fade).

You see here before you a team that can not pick up the ball, can not hurt people, can not sprint, can barely dodge and has possibly the stupidest Kroxigor in the known world (she's very nice though, really tears into meat and stuff like that).

Still, we do quite well.

The players seem to stupid to foul or stall. They don't seem to notice players that are down. They also like to keep things moving and take lot's of risks trying to get the ball as close to the endzone as possible.

Be amazed as Milk Drops just stands there thinking of her last meal for half the match.
Stunned as Rending Sinew trys to dodge and pick up balls.
Reel with delight as the Skinks drop the ball again and again.
Be left wondering "How did they win?", we hope.

SixFootDwarf confirmed that we are "officially cursed by Nuffle", come on, see if you agree.

Big thanks to Malthor for the team name, never in a million years could we have thought of one so wonderous, even synchromythical!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Brute the Beast
Saurus
6 4 1 9
Block
   11 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 100k
(100)k
  
3
Rending Sinew
Saurus
6 4 2 9
+AG, Pro
   11 0 0 1 2 2 16/31 140k
(143)k
  
4
Surgeon Skull-Crusher
Saurus
6 4 1 9   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 80k
(80)k
  
5
Me Stupidt Kill
Saurus
6 4 1 9 n 6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(67)k
  
6
He That Lumbers
Saurus
6 4 1 9   5 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(80)k
  
8
Milk Drops
Kroxigor
6 5 1 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
Block
   11 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 160k
(123)k
  
9
Xochipili's Legs
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Leap
   11 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 80k
(90)k
  
10
Coatyl FeathersFlame
Skink
8 3 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
+ST, Side Step
   10 4 3 1 0 1 20/31 130k
(140)k
  
11
Aggressive Holtagh
Skink
9 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
+MA
 m 9 0 5 0 0 0 15/16 90k
(0)k
  
12
Best Boizy
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Sure Feet, Catch
   9 3 1 1 0 2 18/31 100k
(125)k
  
13
Little Skull-Crusher
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Pass
   11 3 2 0 0 1 14/16 90k
(90)k
  
14
Runs-Through Calf-Slasher
Skink
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   11 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 60k
(75)k
  
15
Sharp Joxyt
Skink
8 2 4 7
Dodge, Stunty
+AG
 n, m 7 1 2 0 0 0 7/16 100k
(0)k
  
11 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Pernicion Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Lizardmen Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1450k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:11 (5/1/5) |TD Diff:-3 (14 - 17) |Cas Diff:-12 (6/2/2 - 13/5/4)
Last Opponent: Smacking Orc Forces

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Bombale's ZigguratsChaos Dwarf1000k71/0/060k0 - 11080k101/0/090k54k
Frosted ConesOrc1080k110/0/060k1 - 21000k120/0/060k57k
7th Squad, BridgeburnersDark Elf1100k101/0/060k1 - 01000k60/0/060k56k
Blighted Marshes RaidersSkaven1180k91/0/180k0 - 41240k251/1/180k68k
NukksOrc1280k131/0/040k2 - 11160k122/0/020k31k
TreesWood Elf1360k170/1/060k2 - 11660k90/0/020k63k
South Park SavagesChaos Dwarf1460k80/0/040k1 - 21560k224/3/060k73k
NonosdeisWood Elf1530k130/0/040k2 - 11810k141/0/140k95k
Tor Elyr GriffonsHigh Elf1500k90/0/080k0 - 21590k181/0/070k80k
NukksOrc1600k221/0/120k3 - 11510k141/0/220k50k
Smacking Orc ForcesOrc1530k161/1/070k2 - 21620k152/1/040k97k