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The team was created in the misguided hands of a retired publican with no coaching experience.

On consulting his beginners guide to modern bloodbowl coaching methods (Living Rule Book 5) he decided not to spend any money on building a fan base (fan factor one...)

Finally deciding to change things up after a start of 1/1/4 W/D/L, an overhaul of team tactics was implemented. Results have been improving and word of this new exciting team has the fan base steadily improving.

After <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1442703>the narrow victory over Kingjawa's Doom Reapers</a>, emerging star Faunus decided to hang up his boots and help coach the defensive side of the team, which obviously needed some work!

The 22nd game was a tight affair that drew the crowds and the teams fan base finally climbed above that of fledgling teams (above ff 9), the head coach was caught reflecting that their opposition was apt as most of the team thought it was not bloody likely that they could ever be a hit amongst the fans. Still the rising cost of the players' expenses has meant the team still ekes out a meagre existence.

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1479992>A high scoring victory over the Fumbbl Cup winning Nandorins</a> helped to spread the word of this emerging team, and the fan factor increased in each of the next three games.

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3553272>Picus</a> finally decided to hang up his boots after his 34th match. Keeping injury free despite reaching Superstar status, it looked like he had a good stetch of career ahead of him until he reached Megastar status. Having learned to deal Mighty Blows, management was keen to keep him until the next stage of his development when his contract would be reviewed. Unfortunately, clearly opponents got tired of being hit harder and the great <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2766186>Shukumine Sensei</a> dealt a powerful blow, smashing Picus's ankle. Fans will be pleased to know that Picus will be joining Faunus on the teams coaching staff.</div><br/>

Coming into their 44th match the Woodland Gods had been on a tear of 26/2/0 since there last defeat. Whilst this match was to see them extend this run, it can at a lofty price, sustaining 3/4/2 cas and dropping 70 TS, including the death of influential thrower <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3553274>Apollo</a>. The next match saw two more Woodland Gods die and their TR dropped 71 points from their previous high.

The fans approve of the revitalisation of the team and in the aftermath of match 46 the team fan factor has hit 20!

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2589536
Game 56</a>: Took a shot at the UI V Qualifier: Light Lantern. Disappointed in the first round, especially as the opponents failed to play in round two giving their round 2 opponents a bye to the final.

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2861104>Game 60</a>, <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2864422>Game 63</a>: Rookies are getting injuries, dying and aging. The established stars keep getting more expensive without aging. It's gotten to the stage that I don't think the team can be returned to health by tweaking anymore. Eventually the team will become totally unbalanced if I keep replacing all non-healthy rookies. So I'm saving my money and keeping the -stat rookies (<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7196336>-AV Daryl Hannah</a>, <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6502010>-ST Gaia</a>, <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5004206>-AV Tane Mahuta</a>), Once the team is MNG free, I'll enter them into a major and rebuild the leftovers =).

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2963193>Game 66: UI VI Qualifier: Bright Lantern Round 1</a>:

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2968287>Game 66: UI VI Qualifier: Bright Lantern Round 2</a>:

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2973374>Game 66: UI VI Qualifier: Bright Lantern Round 3</a>:

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=&group=1927&p=tournaments&show=27575>UI VI Qualifier: Bright Lantern Winner</a>

Two prep games later (including 8 CAS, 5 SI) I've decided it's as good as it's going to get. Bring on game 71 and UI VI!

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Entered UI 2009
Entered UI 2010

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=1275&p=tournaments>Ulthuan Invitational VI Semi Finalist</a>


Celebrity Activists , Mira Sorvino
Ed Begley Jr.
Tippi Hedren
Mike Farrell
France Nuyen
Tom Hanks
Susan Sarandon
Martin Sheen
Viggo Mortensen
Elton John
Morgan Spurlock
Brett Ratner
Andy Garcia
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Wardancer
8 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
Strip Ball, Tackle, Side Step, Diving Tackle
  50 1 7 0 10 3 57/76 200k
(235)k
 
2
Wardancer
8 3 5 6
Block, Dodge, Leap
+AG, Tackle
-av 16 5 3 0 3 1 25/31 180k
(198)k
 
3
Thrower
7 3 4 7
Pass
Accurate, Dodge, Catch, Block
  31 42 2 1 1 2 62/76 170k
(180)k
 
4
Catcher
10 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge
+MA, Sure Feet
  13 2 4 0 0 2 24/31 140k
(170)k
 
5
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Guard, Block, Side Step
  74 6 8 0 3 3 51/76 160k
(165)k
 
6
Catcher
9 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge
Kick, Block
  11 2 6 0 0 0 20/31 130k
(158)k
 
7
Pan
Lineman
8 3 5 7
Dodge, Block, Tackle, +AG, +MA
  75 10 11 2 13 6 103/176 200k
(208)k
 
8
Treeman
2 7 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Break Tackle, +ST, Multiple Block, Piling On
  63 0 0 0 24 6 78/176 240k
(218)k
 
9
Catcher
10 3 4 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, +ST, +MA
  22 6 8 0 0 1 35/51 190k
(213)k
 
10
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block
  6 4 1 0 0 1 12/16 90k
(95)k
 
11
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block, Side Step
  15 10 2 0 1 1 23/31 110k
(120)k
 
12
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block, Dodge
  27 7 4 0 1 0 21/31 110k
(128)k
 
13
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block
  6 3 2 0 1 0 11/16 90k
(95)k
 
14
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Guard, Dodge, Block
  24 4 4 0 0 4 36/51 140k
(148)k
 
16
Lineman
7 3 4 6
Dirty Player, Dodge
-av 34 6 3 0 0 2 25/31 110k
(125)k
 
15 players  
Coach: Tathar Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 20  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2710k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:76 (50/8/18) |TD Diff:67 (180 - 113) |Cas Diff:-31 (58/55/17 - 64/70/27)
Last Opponent: BrothersInArms

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Scrappies Scrapping SkavenSkaven1000k142/0/030k1 - 31000k211/2/060k18k
Turf ChowdersHalfling1050k111/0/040k1 - 11000k90/0/020k33k
MandorinsHigh Elf1120k172/0/030k2 - 11090k110/0/060k34k
Return Of The Assassins GirlsAmazon1190k70/1/040k0 - 11170k120/1/050k21k
Disco FlamersElf1230k151/2/020k1 - 21320k140/0/060k38k
Fabulous gardenersWood Elf1280k131/0/020k1 - 21260k150/0/160k33k
Volrat Tham Kali Sikaran ClubHigh Elf1250k181/0/030k2 - 21310k140/0/150k28k
Slugging StarletsAmazon1240k80/0/030k1 - 01200k71/0/050k19k
Ghoul Wood NightstalkersVampire1280k211/1/030k3 - 22030k151/0/020k39k
Left My Heart In San FranciscoHalfling1360k110/1/040k1 - 12070k130/2/260k81k
Sad and Blue. Crying over YouElf1310k130/2/040k1 - 11000k90/0/060k38k
NandoroutsHigh Elf1380k222/0/170k3 - 11280k110/1/030k44k
Lusitanian ChicksAmazon1450k150/0/040k3 - 11490k130/2/060k42k
Lignin LoversWood Elf1530k161/0/060k2 - 31460k251/2/180k47k
Doom ReapersDark Elf1540k160/1/010k2 - 31270k200/0/170k40k
Shrunken HeadhuntersAmazon1580k230/0/170k4 - 01820k92/0/020k52k
Sidestep Super ElvesElf1660k170/1/020k2 - 01700k71/0/030k27k
AnctracitaDark Elf1710k150/0/060k2 - 21650k212/1/010k51k
Beso de muerteNecromantic1800k170/1/010k2 - 11820k131/0/120k40k
Doom ReapersDark Elf1860k200/0/060k3 - 21710k130/1/020k42k
tvuj serWood Elf1790k170/0/020k3 - 21710k192/0/120k63k
Not Bloody LikelyVampire1840k220/0/150k3 - 21940k130/0/030k70k
Drunken SewerratsSkaven1940k220/2/040k3 - 11900k141/0/050k68k
Rocks DwarfesDwarf1980k191/0/060k3 - 21960k212/1/10k59k
NandorinsHigh Elf1920k290/1/040k5 - 32160k200/0/030k80k
Hail Chaos !Chaos2020k281/1/060k4 - 12060k161/1/150k61k
Run Run Run!!!Wood Elf2030k341/3/050k5 - 21900k161/0/050k90k
Dune's FremenHuman2140k301/2/150k4 - 32340k221/0/130k84k
RattenhausenSkaven2220k252/0/030k4 - 12260k80/0/030k86k
Vermin of the Under-Empire IISkaven2300k160/1/040k2 - 12250k170/3/050k115k
ff9 ogresOgre2370k130/0/130k1 - 02550k00/0/00k73k
Arbour ArchersWood Elf2440k381/3/140k6 - 32420k180/0/020k71k
Remanence Of The KernalChaos2550k180/1/00k3 - 12500k193/2/030k80k
Shaolin SamuraisDark Elf2590k251/0/040k4 - 23360k200/2/00k79k
Yetzerhara's MinionsChaos Chosen2340k222/0/160k3 - 02650k90/2/020k100k
Frozen CoreDark Elf2360k240/3/070k2 - 12150k131/1/040k107k
Khornes Murder SquadChaos2400k230/1/030k5 - 02660k131/4/020k82k
Ipar kutxaHigh Elf2470k251/0/070k5 - 02040k81/0/020k116k
Hangar 16Orc2600k171/0/120k2 - 12580k132/0/050k109k
Wood ElfesWood Elf2660k250/0/130k4 - 22720k222/2/050k130k
Dorum DireWood Elf2740k190/0/050k3 - 22910k171/0/050k152k
Hunted by destinyHigh Elf2830k211/2/00k2 - 22700k151/0/040k125k
Run En Gunners IISkaven2870k160/1/050k2 - 12730k122/0/040k124k
Balkis Was DeadDark Elf2940k160/0/160k2 - 12920k193/4/20k123k
EarcandyWood Elf2580k140/1/00k2 - 32340k221/0/270k112k
Disney StarsWood Elf2230k221/2/160k3 - 12750k120/0/040k102k
F.C. MutantsSkaven2330k253/2/060k3 - 02330k100/1/040k113k
Knifeslice BeheadersDark Elf2330k171/1/030k1 - 32270k221/1/170k118k
Eastland Gooners08Orc2200k254/2/230k3 - 02240k100/2/050k101k
This Is How We Do ItWood Elf2290k150/0/010k2 - 32210k191/1/180k114k
Days Long LostWood Elf2320k231/1/040k3 - 21940k150/0/030k109k
InfantChaos2410k162/1/030k2 - 22520k182/0/140k114k
Joes Crab ShackChaos2470k191/0/080k3 - 12370k120/0/150k126k
10 Miles High ClubDark Elf2290k241/1/040k3 - 32660k191/0/020k141k
Second SaboteursDark Elf2370k210/3/050k2 - 12220k131/0/040k109k
Ravens All-StarsHigh Elf2470k121/1/180k1 - 22440k161/2/070k146k
Galadriel's GladiatorsWood Elf2320k112/0/030k2 - 02580k81/1/020k138k
Scarlet NightshadesAmazon2370k110/1/060k0 - 12150k170/1/140k130k
KurzeAuszeitElven Union2440k212/0/060k2 - 12440k110/0/050k108k
Mean HaenschelsChaos Chosen2550k161/0/070k2 - 12630k160/4/160k122k
Irate InfantryOgre2520k90/0/050k1 - 02170k152/1/140k114k
1. BBV LustriaAmazon2600k171/1/040k3 - 02570k70/1/010k103k
Nenazas CabreadasWood Elf2680k191/2/020k2 - 42630k260/3/040k142k
Man on the moonDark Elf2740k182/1/160k2 - 12770k161/3/00k102k
Redneck CrewOgre2840k92/0/020k0 - 12720k141/0/250k148k
Epping Forest GuardiansWood Elf2750k291/2/150k4 - 32970k170/0/120k159k
Swiss.Mountain BrewersDwarf2650k110/0/010k1 - 22710k163/1/060k138k
Blood Sea BuccaneersHuman2640k111/0/010k1 - 01940k122/1/070k120k
White PretendersDark Elf2680k232/0/070k4 - 12160k181/3/070k137k
Wooood ElvesWood Elf2800k160/0/020k1 - 52140k322/2/090k142k
Apocolypse SanctumDark Elf2850k260/0/050k5 - 12880k110/0/030k143k
Madriz 08High Elf2960k171/0/040k3 - 22530k190/2/120k133k
Yellow FeverChaos Chosen2990k20/0/030k0 - 22580k212/3/050k148k
I Say You FellowsDark Elf2890k80/0/030k0 - 22910k160/2/070k162k
Extraordinary BrotherhoodChaos Chosen2930k120/1/070k1 - 23600k193/1/020k162k
BrothersInArmsLizardmen3000k142/1/110k1 - 03100k113/0/140k134k