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Discovered during a routine examination of budding teams in one of the minor Chaos Wastes leagues this happy-go-lucky bunch was evaluated as not posing any danger to anyone's health. In lack of a second opinion, the band of bubonic friends was filed as a "benign growth". Nurgle smiled. After a flying start, the team's development slowed somewhat. It was then rumored that some kind of pre-game meditation therapy led by the now dead Ogre guru "Extension" had been ordered by the team's coach. Who knows, maybe the problems of Benign Growth were just in the players' heads. Or perhaps Nurgle (or was it Nuffle...?) just wasn't happy with the relative lack of carnage on the field thus far... After a few games, something of a new spark was seen in Benign Growth. On a direct question Qit commented the success with these insightful words: "Ghaagghh...bbrhgh..phhff...". Having battled it out with Amoeba, one of the strongest Rotters teams on FUMBBL, the Growth is in need of a little rest. Noru a.k.a. "Psychocow" a.k.a. "Boogeyman", was hit hard in the game and got his hip smacked up a bit. A bit slower, but still with that extra Oomph... And then there's the "Funky Clowns" incident... Three dead and one niggle. Benign Growth's hard earned midfield gone in a flash... Noru started to think about retirement. A shadow of his former self, it became time to to leave. Into the shadows. A long retraining session lies before Benign Growth. A whole new generation of Beastmen stand in line to become full blown Blood Bowl players. Maybe someone can match up to the Great Noru. Again the two behemoths have met up. Again the score was tied. 2-2. This time it was bloody, with a Rotter and a bestman from Amoeba buying it and one of the Growth scorers of the game being sent to the morgue. Benign Growth has taken on Antediluvians, another of the top ranking Rotter teams in DivX. The result was a 0-2 loss (the first in 17 games!) and a dead beastman. Strange magicks were at work during the game as the Growth players kept being distracted, tripping and feeling sick. Bitter revenge is in the air. GRAAAH! Another loss! This time it was the broken monsters of Broken Monsters that made it happen. Hrmph. We'll break those monsters yet...

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Chaos All-Stars	Chaos Pact	1000k	17	1/0/0	30k	4 - 0	1210k	9	3/0/0	50k	27k
Oh the Horror	Necromantic	1060k	17	2/1/0	80k	2 - 0	1000k	12	2/0/1	30k	48k
Norsca Devotees	Chaos Pact	1100k	19	1/0/0	150k	2 - 0	1390k	0	0/0/0	0k	50k
Scurvy Pirates	Chaos Pact	1300k	8	0/1/0	30k	0 - 1	1550k	14	2/0/0	40k	42k
Slaves to the Slaughter	Necromantic	1360k	11	1/1/1	40k	0 - 1	1510k	18	2/2/1	30k	42k
They came from the Forest	Lustrian	1420k	14	3/1/1	20k	0 - 1	1160k	12	0/1/0	80k	53k
Club Claiborne	Necromantic	1400k	15	1/0/1	50k	2 - 2	1390k	14	0/0/1	40k	36k
bond kicked my ass	Old World	1410k	18	0/2/2	80k	1 - 0	1630k	0	0/0/0	0k	54k
Altdorf Reloaded	Human	1540k	18	3/0/0	10k	2 - 2	1770k	16	0/3/0	20k	56k
Supereroi	Necromantic	1520k	10	1/1/0	30k	0 - 2	1380k	15	1/0/1	70k	57k
Legion of Lost Hope	Chaos Pact	1570k	19	2/1/0	30k	2 - 0	1710k	7	1/0/0	40k	72k
Claw of Blood	Chaos Pact	1650k	15	2/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1600k	11	1/0/0	30k	64k
Vulcano Bats	Chaos Dwarf	1750k	6	0/0/0	50k	0 - 2	1660k	13	0/1/0	60k	64k
Old Fellowship	Old World	1740k	20	1/2/0	110k	2 - 0	1770k	0	0/0/0	0k	66k
Band-Aid Brothers	Khemri	1910k	20	0/4/0	60k	2 - 0	1810k	9	1/1/0	60k	96k
bounty hunter	Chaos Pact	2020k	8	0/1/0	40k	0 - 2	1940k	16	1/1/0	20k	70k
Chaos All -Stars	Chaos Pact	2080k	19	3/1/0	10k	1 - 1	2250k	9	0/0/0	30k	59k
Hack and Slash	Tomb Kings	2130k	23	3/3/0	50k	2 - 0	2330k	5	0/0/0	30k	69k
Last Thoughts	Dwarf	2150k	22	1/2/0	40k	3 - 0	2110k	7	1/1/0	30k	101k
Briak`s Berserkers	Orc	2240k	16	2/1/1	30k	1 - 1	2040k	13	0/1/1	20k	86k
Hired Thugs	Orc	2300k	12	1/1/0	40k	1 - 1	2180k	15	1/1/1	30k	99k
Amoeba	Nurgle's Rotters	2310k	13	1/1/0	20k	1 - 1	2260k	14	1/2/0	50k	89k
Hired Thugs	Orc	2260k	16	2/0/0	40k	2 - 0	2250k	9	1/0/1	20k	85k
Funky Clowns	Necromantic	2340k	8	0/0/0	50k	1 - 1	2350k	12	0/1/3	10k	94k
Killer Krew	Necromantic	2060k	20	1/3/0	40k	2 - 0	1890k	11	2/1/0	10k	65k
Drink like a deamon	Nurgle's Rotters	1930k	7	1/0/0	40k	0 - 0	2010k	9	1/1/0	50k	85k
Cassion Crypt Keepers	Khemri	1990k	19	0/1/0	30k	3 - 1	2640k	12	1/0/0	-10k	58k
Hired Thugs	Orc	2060k	11	1/0/0	40k	1 - 0	2270k	12	2/1/0	0k	97k
Big Hats United	Chaos Dwarf	2120k	10	0/0/1	0k	1 - 1	2280k	9	0/0/0	-10k	77k
Tunnel Fighters	Dwarf	2130k	14	2/0/1	40k	1 - 1	1900k	10	0/0/1	40k	79k
Amoeba	Nurgle's Rotters	2130k	17	2/0/1	40k	2 - 2	2380k	14	0/0/1	0k	72k
C.H.A.O.S. Pact	Chaos Pact	2130k	19	1/0/1	60k	3 - 1	2590k	10	0/3/0	0k	98k
Cthulhu Boys	Chaos Pact	2240k	10	3/0/0	40k	1 - 0	2040k	8	0/1/1	40k	78k
Antediluvians	Nurgle's Rotters	2040k	7	0/1/0	30k	0 - 2	2040k	13	0/0/0	60k	69k
Gentle Creatures	Chaos	2010k	11	0/1/0	30k	1 - 1	2130k	14	2/0/1	0k	78k
Nu Rock Bangers	Chaos Dwarf	2060k	17	0/0/0	40k	3 - 0	2110k	5	0/0/0	40k	81k
Broken Monsters	Chaos Dwarf	2130k	8	1/0/0	60k	0 - 1	2570k	13	3/0/1	50k	139k
Koma amoK	Chaos Pact	2040k	16	1/2/1	40k	1 - 1	1850k	10	0/0/1	40k	85k
Cthulhu Boys	Chaos Pact	2020k	16	1/1/0	10k	2 - 1	2460k	12	1/1/0	20k	76k