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This is my homonculus team: a dozen JackassRampants ready to jump you and pound you into the turf. Theme: Every player's name is an anagram of my own. I may use the long or short form of my first name, and may omit my middle name or use only the initial, or use the whole thing. Constraints: 1) No Mutations, except on Legends and Big Guys with Block. 2) Every player gets Block (or maybe Wrestle) at the first opportunity, barring stats. We call this the Lame TT Star rule. 3) Limit 1 Renegade (inside joke). Renegades do not have to obey the above rules and may take any skill. As you see, none of these constraints prohibits me from making a competitive team. In case you were expecting something else, here are some endorsements: "This is the best Pact team I have ever played." — BCH, Brewhouse Lounge Lizards "This team is so wrong on so many levels." — Apojar, New Flingland Pastry Tots

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Kilmer's Coyotes	Nurgle	1000k	13	0/0/0	100k	1 - 0	1000k	2	1/0/0	0k	20k
Aggravating Amphibians	Slann	1030k	18	3/0/0	70k	2 - 1	990k	8	0/0/0	40k	16k
Spamhammer	Lizardmen	1020k	8	1/0/0	10k	0 - 2	980k	17	2/0/1	40k	16k
Khemri Fraiche	Tomb Kings	1060k	15	1/1/1	90k	1 - 0	1000k	10	1/1/0	50k	14k
Karak-A-Karak	Dwarf	1020k	10	1/0/0	80k	1 - 0	1120k	9	0/1/1	10k	22k
Souls of Mortal Kombat	Dark Elf	1140k	16	2/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1160k	10	0/0/0	20k	19k
Drakwald Blitz	Chaos Renegade	1190k	14	0/0/0	50k	3 - 0	1070k	6	0/0/0	60k	27k
NO NailS	Chaos Dwarf	1270k	15	2/0/0	60k	1 - 0	1320k	9	1/3/0	10k	25k
No CHUDS Alive!	Nurgle	1060k	6	0/0/0	30k	0 - 1	1030k	12	1/1/0	70k	25k
Jackalope Sasquatch	Underworld Denizens	1060k	23	3/2/1	70k	2 - 0	1000k	8	0/0/0	60k	24k
Slanntastics	Slann	1100k	8	0/1/0	40k	0 - 2	1100k	13	1/0/0	60k	24k
Baby Stomps	Dwarf	1060k	12	1/0/1	70k	1 - 0	1000k	8	1/0/0	30k	19k
Smoking Toads	Slann	1140k	13	1/0/0	40k	2 - 1	1200k	9	0/0/0	20k	26k
Macuiltepec Jaguars	Lizardmen	1160k	14	3/0/0	50k	1 - 1	1240k	10	0/1/0	70k	27k
Fairy Tale Monsters	Nurgle	1070k	11	0/0/0	70k	2 - 0	1130k	12	2/1/0	30k	24k
Chimp	Human	1200k	21	2/2/1	10k	1 - 2	1230k	13	0/0/0	60k	18k
Airphibians	Slann	1310k	18	1/0/0	70k	3 - 0	1360k	9	0/1/0	50k	30k
BrewHouse (L)ounge (L)izards	Lizardmen	1250k	14	1/0/0	50k	2 - 2	1220k	13	1/0/0	40k	29k
Keg Men	Dwarf	1390k	12	1/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1360k	10	0/1/0	60k	25k
MiniMightyMice	Skaven	1340k	30	3/2/0	50k	4 - 1	1450k	8	0/0/0	60k	43k
Back and Front	Slann	1330k	19	4/0/0	80k	2 - 0	1360k	10	1/1/0	60k	28k
Dark's Morias	Chaos Dwarf	1340k	9	0/0/0	40k	1 - 1	1400k	15	2/1/0	30k	24k
Fun Patrol	Dwarf	1330k	8	0/0/0	20k	1 - 0	1300k	8	1/0/0	20k	27k
Caroline's Panthers	Human	1340k	13	2/2/0	30k	0 - 3	1390k	16	0/0/1	60k	30k
Radioactive Rotterz	Nurgle	1360k	12	0/2/0	50k	1 - 0	1410k	10	2/0/0	60k	26k
JokerZzz	Underworld Denizens	1390k	15	1/1/0	50k	2 - 1	1260k	8	0/0/0	30k	28k
BrewHouse [R]ams	Dwarf	1420k	8	0/0/0	70k	1 - 2	1390k	17	1/2/0	40k	34k
Orkittude Era	Orc	1340k	8	0/0/0	50k	1 - 1	1220k	10	1/0/0	20k	27k
Rockys, Rambos and others	Human	1460k	7	0/0/1	40k	0 - 1	1480k	13	1/1/0	70k	27k
S'Not Funny!!	Goblin	1330k	16	2/1/0	70k	1 - 1	1340k	10	0/1/0	20k	25k
CheezyFeet	Dwarf	1360k	7	1/0/0	80k	0 - 0	1530k	13	1/0/3	30k	33k
Starklopper	Ogre	1270k	12	1/1/0	90k	1 - 0	1610k	11	2/1/0	50k	21k
Naggaronds Kids	Dark Elf	1230k	11	1/0/1	40k	0 - 2	1260k	15	1/0/0	60k	32k
Odin's Boyzz	Norse	1310k	20	1/3/0	70k	2 - 0	1340k	7	1/0/0	40k	21k
Ravage of the Dorcs	Orc	1360k	17	2/2/0	70k	1 - 1	1380k	13	2/0/0	30k	30k
mean_macine	Chaos Renegade	1400k	25	4/1/0	60k	3 - 2	1340k	17	0/1/0	20k	21k
Pitillos	Chaos Dwarf	1470k	12	1/1/0	20k	1 - 2	1550k	13	1/0/0	30k	32k
Dark City	Dark Elf	1510k	24	2/1/3	70k	2 - 0	1480k	8	1/0/0	30k	31k
Ancient Hatred	Shambling Undead	1700k	12	1/1/0	60k	1 - 1	1670k	10	2/0/0	70k	31k
Souless Slayers	Shambling Undead	1700k	17	3/0/0	50k	2 - 0	1720k	7	1/0/0	40k	33k
Claws of the Night [R]	Necromantic Horror	1750k	13	1/0/1	50k	1 - 1	1740k	14	1/1/0	40k	36k
Tall In Heart	Dwarf	1560k	7	1/0/0	20k	0 - 1	1490k	11	1/0/0	40k	28k
Crucifictorious	Skaven	1750k	10	1/1/0	70k	0 - 2	1770k	13	1/0/0	50k	29k
Women of Mass Destruction III	Amazon	1700k	12	3/0/0	20k	0 - 2	2060k	24	3/2/0	60k	36k
Bolderdash	Dwarf	1590k	9	0/0/0	60k	1 - 0	1500k	5	0/0/0	50k	29k
New Flingland Pastry Tots	Halfling	1690k	37	7/2/0	70k	3 - 0	1580k	7	0/1/1	20k	37k
Ragnarok and a Hard Place	Norse	1720k	31	2/3/0	70k	4 - 0	1690k	7	0/0/0	60k	27k
Antique chevalerie	Amazon	1760k	24	6/0/1	80k	2 - 1	1770k	17	1/2/0	20k	38k
Champions of Anime	Orc	1650k	11	1/0/0	60k	1 - 0	1560k	10	0/2/0	10k	35k
Chuggaboom's Anthill Mob	Chaos Dwarf	1680k	23	3/1/0	60k	3 - 0	1670k	7	1/0/0	20k	30k
Gargantaz Rezecaz	Orc	1850k	8	0/0/0	70k	1 - 1	1730k	17	3/1/0	30k	32k
Legion of ultimate evil	Necromantic Horror	1710k	8	0/0/1	50k	0 - 2	1780k	17	0/2/1	20k	36k
Gin con 7up	Human	1570k	32	4/2/2	30k	3 - 0	1510k	7	0/0/0	10k	32k
They Live!!!	Necromantic Horror	1790k	18	3/0/2	60k	1 - 1	1780k	11	1/0/0	60k	34k
ApartaPapa QueTeEmpapa LaPapa	Dwarf	1830k	8	1/0/0	60k	0 - 1	1690k	16	1/1/2	60k	34k
Zorn Uzkel	Chaos Dwarf	1610k	10	1/0/0	30k	1 - 0	1620k	7	0/1/0	10k	28k
GidiGettiGO	Slann	1630k	27	4/2/0	60k	3 - 1	1650k	16	1/2/0	50k	25k
Je m'apelle Lolita	Amazon	1590k	16	2/2/0	60k	1 - 1	1580k	13	2/0/1	40k	23k