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2014 Uthan Invitational 'Bright Lantern' Qualifier Finalists
2015 Warpstone Open Qualifier VI Winners
2015 Warpstone Open Quarter-Finalists

This nasty, well coached team ended our lucky run in the 2015 Warpsone Open quarter-finals.



Bluwood was founded by a Bretonnian Knight 300 years ago. The bulk of its trees were long ago axed and turned into warships, or one of the city's many five story buildings.

The old forest's resident birds have adapted well to city life over the centuries, and are fearless in their "rule" over the city's upper levels.



This team's focus is to develop safely into a tournamnet power-house and be one of humanity's main hopes of winning a Major FUMBBL tournament.



Big Ben

Manny 'Pimpin'Style' Muneyoez

Tony 'the Trollop'

Joe Joe Gordon

CHAPTER 1: The small city's team was initially blessed with a pair of gigantic blitzers who quickly learned how to best use their size and strength on the pitch. After winning 7 of their first 10 matches, the city sprung for a new stadium to house all of the fans flocking in to see 'the giants' in action.

Big Ben couldn also be seen most Wednesday nights in the Drunken Skunk pub, where he regularly bested black orks and ogres in the weekly arm wrestling competition.

CHAPTER 2: With the big men trained in the ways of Sure Hands, the squad entered the Warpstone Open with two +ST ball carriers. After some very successful prep games, the team aquired a dodging Guard, Strip-Ball on the big tackler, and spent a fortune taking the Blue Tits up to 15 players for a shot at some glory.

The squad gots their dream opponent, just 11 AV7 Wood Elves, led by a war dancer who only managed AV6. But the wheels fell off quickly as the squad rolled an early set of SKULLS, KO'ing the MB tackler who was ment to lay waste to the opposition. More KO's and injuries followed, and the Blue Tits' coach's mediocre play could not deal with Nuffle's wrath. A heartbreaking entrance onto the tourney scene for the young team.

For the next 4 Major tournaments STUPID bad luck strtck each time. All first round outages. The Blue Tits have beaten some good teams and coaches, just no luck in the Majors. ST5 Big Ben was killed somewhere along the way in a recovery match against elves. His body has been protected by a psudo-necromancer in the event the Murker decides to reserrect the hero one day by using a mysterious Kickstarter Resurection Scroll he is reported to have in his posession.

Finally, in the 5th tournament, the Tits beat the Bucs to make it into the second round of a Major. The two brightest Super Stars on the team died in the process. the Bucs do hit hard, and took their toll.


Took These Boys Down In 4 Games. Three Fun Games, One Horror Show.

These gobos kicked our ass with a 1 turn score and two beserk Trolls! In the rematch we got a bit of revenge.




These bastages kicked our ass good. Lucky to draw.

This could be YOUR team. Play us!



CHAPTER 3: The Blue Tits settled into a tournament routine, typically exiting 1st, 2nd, or 3rd round. They recently ran deep in the Warpstone Open tournament, winning their qualifier, then making the quarter final after thumping some elves. Using a scroll of resurection on Big Ben did not help the team go further. They were stopped in their tracks by a very nasty Nurgle team. But the are glad to have Big Ben back. He missed a perfect Larson by just 1 completion in his second game back!

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 2 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Juggernaut, Juggernaut, Guard, Grab
-ag 72 0 3 0 80 4 Legend
189
210k
(90+120)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Guard
  21 1 2 0 7 1 26/ 130k
(90+40)k
 
3
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
  15 0 2 0 1 5 33/ 150k
(90+60)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Dodge, Diving Tackle, Stand Firm
  19 0 3 0 4 3 32/ 170k
(90+80)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 3 8   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
6
Lineman
4 3 3 8
Dirty Player, Wrestle, Tackle
-ma, -ma 73 0 1 0 2 5 32/ 110k
(50+60)k
 
7
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
m 2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 140k
(0)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 3 8   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
9
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
10
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass, Sure Hands
+AG, Block
  10 1 3 0 1 2 22/ 130k
(70+60)k
 
11
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Kick, Dodge, Tackle, Accurate, Leader
-av 127 25 38 0 14 7 Legend
202
200k
(70+130)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Wrestle
  28 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 70k
(50+20)k
 
13
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
14
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
  9 0 3 0 0 0 9/ 80k
(60+20)k
 
15
Lineman
6 3 3 8   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
16
Lineman
6 3 3 8   4 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: The_Murker Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1900k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 120k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2040k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:132 (72/26/34) |TD Diff:49 (194 - 145) |Cas Diff:65 (207/110/46 - 168/89/41)
Last Opponent: Qwalb Swampwalkers

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Casual HoolsLizardmen990k212/0/070k4 - 11060k141/1/170k16k
Woody Wood RankedWood Elf1020k50/0/020k0 - 3990k212/1/070k14k
Cute 'n FluffyOrc1020k152/0/050k2 - 01000k100/1/050k13k
Magic WorldUnderworld Denizens1030k142/1/060k1 - 01100k123/0/040k21k
Masculine MastersNorse1200k91/0/010k1 - 21170k243/2/170k21k
slammiSlann1110k162/0/060k2 - 21120k151/0/020k20k
Mutated PleasureChaos Chosen1200k151/1/060k2 - 01130k81/0/020k22k
GirlzSmash!Amazon1260k151/1/060k2 - 01140k70/1/050k26k
Sceleratorum SedesShambling Undead1360k151/0/180k2 - 11460k121/1/050k28k
Ases del Taka takaGoblin1440k302/0/220k5 - 11540k100/1/040k33k
Debiles profondsSlann1430k151/1/060k2 - 01580k81/0/040k23k
Sons of SkyrimNorse1530k130/1/080k2 - 11520k162/3/120k29k
Hobbiton TitansHalfling1480k193/1/080k2 - 11380k90/0/050k32k
Rats Are For RealSkaven1540k211/3/160k2 - 21570k120/0/040k24k
Freak AngelsAmazon1530k70/0/020k0 - 21530k130/0/070k30k
Agent MarvellNurgle1520k90/0/080k1 - 01430k50/0/050k21k
Buddha Fa Last ShotDark Elf1820k121/1/070k1 - 11760k110/0/070k34k
McCarthyistsWood Elf1830k133/0/110k0 - 11730k131/1/030k40k
Elf Which ProjectDark Elf1610k91/1/060k0 - 21640k152/0/040k25k
Beer Engine FCOgre1840k173/0/070k2 - 01820k93/1/060k28k
Yin Yang All-StarsChaos Renegade1800k101/0/070k1 - 01700k111/1/040k21k
Regid ChainDwarf1820k111/0/040k1 - 11550k172/3/020k22k
Dark Aurora's Dragons!Dark Elf1450k152/0/070k2 - 11320k120/1/040k22k
King Lorien's ChampionsWood Elf1840k141/0/170k1 - 02030k51/1/020k37k
Wild WeedsElven Union1730k173/0/020k2 - 21610k121/0/080k36k
Left My Heart In San FranciscoHalfling1960k173/0/060k2 - 01760k71/0/050k34k
Popes of MopeElven Union2010k164/0/130k1 - 21990k161/1/080k37k
Dirty Little DinosLizardmen1820k92/0/040k0 - 31670k181/0/260k32k
Pal birthdayLizardmen1920k121/1/060k1 - 21950k151/0/170k30k
Samuel L. JacksonHuman1930k50/0/060k0 - 11770k122/0/040k38k
Northern AstronomyNorse1920k122/0/030k1 - 11890k122/0/030k34k
Blood Sea BuccaneersHuman1980k110/0/070k2 - 11820k121/1/010k30k
Nuffle Can Suck ItVampire1850k232/4/070k2 - 11760k111/0/040k33k
I Want My MTVNecromantic Horror2020k101/1/060k0 - 22020k223/2/150k36k
DwarfalotDwarf1720k130/1/030k2 - 01550k70/0/120k26k
Lower Altdorf LakersUnderworld Denizens1880k262/2/130k3 - 11600k141/0/050k33k
iceprincessesNecromantic Horror1910k140/1/080k2 - 11780k141/2/020k28k
Amsterdam Bistro CrushersOgre1860k191/1/260k2 - 01860k113/1/010k22k
Clan of the Foulwind DancersSkaven1760k80/1/070k0 - 11690k102/0/070k38k
Clan of the Foulwind DancersSkaven1880k71/0/060k0 - 11700k131/0/180k28k
Cryptic ApocalypseTomb Kings2060k101/0/130k1 - 22070k205/1/040k24k
Trantio Red WingsHuman1870k130/1/050k2 - 11770k121/1/030k26k
StAlone in the DarkDark Elf2040k171/1/150k2 - 01630k74/0/030k28k
All Greek To Me!Lizardmen2110k173/1/020k2 - 12000k110/1/050k33k
Pride of the old WorldHigh Elf1980k92/0/020k0 - 21890k131/1/040k37k
Hop on PopSlann1980k182/1/220k1 - 21910k141/0/060k37k
Rollo Funebre !!!Dwarf2150k111/0/030k1 - 12180k172/2/040k31k
Not to be !Shambling Undead1720k192/1/040k1 - 01480k21/0/00k27k
Chaqua BullsLizardmen2190k131/0/070k2 - 01850k70/0/170k24k
Deepwater DevilsHuman2140k150/2/140k1 - 21670k202/1/020k24k
Team Of Stupid NamesDark Elf2000k151/1/070k2 - 11910k121/0/060k28k
Blood Sea BuccaneersHuman2160k131/0/070k2 - 12010k122/0/240k24k
Los Paul!Elven Union1820k193/3/070k2 - 12150k100/0/030k33k
High and Mighty BlowHigh Elf1800k111/1/020k2 - 32030k261/1/070k33k
Carisma puroSlann1770k101/0/070k1 - 11810k111/0/030k37k
Doomy DiggersChaos Dwarf1800k91/1/010k0 - 21770k133/0/060k38k
Do Urdden's PrideDark Elf1740k101/0/060k1 - 11570k132/0/060k31k
Verminton TailgunnersSkaven1750k131/2/070k1 - 41610k283/0/160k35k
Diving LeadShambling Undead1780k192/1/160k2 - 01560k91/1/010k26k
Bright Anarchists of UlthuanHigh Elf1740k153/2/050k0 - 41920k190/0/050k31k
Blood Sea BuccaneersHuman1730k193/2/060k2 - 11970k110/0/020k23k
Fortune's FavouritesHigh Elf1960k130/1/070k2 - 11930k131/0/030k31k
Elvish MarmeladeDark Elf1910k121/0/150k1 - 11960k121/1/060k39k
Leap N DieSlann1920k151/0/160k2 - 01740k71/0/050k31k
Sin City ReaversDark Elf1940k183/0/180k2 - 11760k131/0/050k34k
Los Sabores del Ají SecoHalfling1990k122/0/060k1 - 01580k71/0/060k35k
GbangoosNecromantic Horror1990k131/2/020k1 - 32020k222/2/070k35k
=Tearful Actors=High Elf1700k255/1/050k3 - 11860k90/0/030k35k
Gundambbl XElven Union2040k161/3/050k2 - 12120k111/0/060k28k
Elemental ChaosChaos Chosen2060k112/1/030k1 - 21900k151/1/140k37k
Fire TonguesLizardmen1840k174/0/030k1 - 21650k151/0/150k39k
DisastrophyNorse1870k171/3/160k2 - 11790k131/1/020k36k
Just Too GoodHuman1870k141/1/040k1 - 11910k172/1/130k33k
KorgossarnaNecromantic Horror1890k131/1/070k2 - 12060k122/0/040k31k
Radiation PiratesChaos Renegade1900k142/2/070k1 - 01620k92/0/040k34k
Catch the grenade for meGoblin1900k204/2/030k1 - 21660k225/2/080k35k
Wikked City Dark Elf1650k212/1/270k2 - 01990k70/1/060k35k
OrcantantiOrc1830k131/0/060k2 - 01660k111/1/010k26k
BouksindinOrc1900k71/0/030k0 - 11870k140/1/140k35k
Trans Vision VampsVampire1910k143/1/120k1 - 11840k191/3/240k35k
Magans MobDark Elf1810k141/2/140k1 - 11950k110/1/040k33k
Tanks and GratzOrc1820k152/0/080k2 - 11780k181/3/060k25k
Erengrad PillagersChaos Renegade1720k172/0/170k2 - 11330k112/1/010k34k
Chankas Little TinkersHalfling1840k337/4/070k2 - 01720k71/0/050k28k
Catch the grenade for meGoblin1890k193/0/150k2 - 11480k183/2/040k28k
Women of Mass Destruction IIIAmazon1600k262/3/040k3 - 21580k171/1/040k36k
CubicSkaven1990k92/1/080k0 - 01890k70/1/060k30k
Snow Dwarf and Seven WhitesDwarf1820k101/0/080k1 - 01770k81/0/050k28k
Nam RoyalsHigh Elf2000k152/0/140k1 - 21880k150/1/050k40k
KaogrobilChaos Chosen1940k214/2/060k2 - 11590k100/1/020k30k
Tanks and GratzOrc1940k110/1/060k1 - 11850k161/2/140k28k
95% HobgoblinsChaos Dwarf1660k110/0/170k1 - 11680k131/3/020k32k
Love is a Two-Way StreetAmazon1860k110/0/130k1 - 21560k203/0/160k38k
In Tha ZoneAmazon2020k233/3/050k2 - 11970k111/0/040k33k
Snow Dwarf and Seven WhitesDwarf2050k110/0/060k2 - 02070k90/1/050k36k
Apocolypse SanctumDark Elf1920k193/0/230k2 - 11920k111/0/150k38k
Leaping LadsSlann2140k121/2/030k0 - 22060k180/2/240k27k
Future LegendDark Elf1780k81/0/060k1 - 01840k101/1/050k35k
Blood Sea BuccaneersHuman2030k150/3/030k2 - 12010k110/0/150k33k
Terror LegionChaos Chosen2030k151/0/180k2 - 02140k152/1/250k35k
KAMU TechiesDwarf1900k161/1/030k2 - 11940k162/0/240k37k
DisastrophyNorse1780k151/2/050k2 - 11940k141/0/230k41k
Anglerverein KMGLizardmen1630k305/1/180k2 - 11790k100/1/010k39k
Lh'alvas LightningElven Union1720k285/2/160k2 - 01730k91/0/140k31k
UusiverikulhoNurgle2040k60/0/020k0 - 22380k193/1/070k44k
Deep DwarversDwarf1760k151/0/060k2 - 01520k132/1/110k35k
Star Wars TeamNecromantic Horror1850k233/1/230k2 - 11680k111/0/020k25k
Hammer of Zharr NaggrundChaos Dwarf1730k80/0/010k1 - 21740k194/0/070k42k
Unseen CircumstancesDark Elf1950k130/0/070k2 - 22200k151/1/050k32k
Apparitions of DeathNecromantic Horror1890k191/2/160k2 - 11440k101/0/010k36k
ApartaPapa QueTeEmpapa LaPapaDwarf2030k80/0/040k1 - 22040k150/0/250k43k
Nightmares Without ScreamingShambling Undead1670k100/1/050k1 - 11490k243/3/250k34k
Return of the Famous MiceSkaven1570k192/1/130k2 - 01610k70/1/050k33k
Tanzania TerrorsNorse1870k203/1/060k2 - 21700k172/1/040k35k
Steel Rat RunSkaven1840k182/1/320k1 - 21680k120/0/060k31k
Anger'R'UsNorse1920k110/0/060k2 - 11740k183/0/220k29k
Nuffle's favouritesChaos Renegade1610k50/0/040k0 - 21760k140/1/050k30k
Unterwelt KriecherUnderworld Denizens1650k264/2/140k2 - 01700k91/1/020k23k
420 Friendly Roomies NeededHigh Elf1720k101/0/050k1 - 11720k142/0/070k32k
Mugiwara11Slann1770k163/2/170k1 - 11790k173/1/080k34k
WarpheadzSkaven1600k223/3/070k2 - 11590k121/0/130k35k
Quis Custodiet ICHuman1920k110/1/050k1 - 11840k132/0/070k29k
Kansas JayhawksHuman1970k182/1/050k3 - 02000k81/0/010k30k
Grashnok's Bully BoyzChaos Chosen2120k153/0/070k1 - 11610k121/1/030k32k
Hellbound CharioteersNorse2060k152/2/150k2 - 12170k151/2/050k32k
Legion Sacred LionHuman1860k142/0/060k2 - 21870k151/0/030k28k
Vanilla RoyalityHigh Elf2130k80/0/080k1 - 12320k111/0/070k37k
Black Panthers of PalenqueDark Elf2140k171/1/040k2 - 02130k50/0/070k29k
Speedy Gone ScoringSkaven2190k190/1/140k3 - 21820k202/1/030k25k
BigDogs!!Chaos Chosen2170k193/1/080k2 - 12090k131/2/020k35k
New Amateurs in the TownHigh Elf1970k132/0/150k1 - 12020k194/0/140k35k
Qwalb SwampwalkersLizardmen1970k81/0/070k0 - 32080k202/1/070k41k