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Nasty, Brutish, and Green
Roster [L] Orc

We sploosh yaz first. DEN we aksks kweschunz. Lotza kweschunz. Like:

Wut duzz it all mean?
Y am I 'ere?
Wut iz realitee?
Wut iz fer dinna?
If a dorf fallz inna forest, y da hekk izza dorf inna forest?
Wut izza sownd uv wun Claw POMBing?
If 'oomie iz mortul and Sock-Rat-Eez iz 'oomie, uh, I fergit da las' part.
Wich kaym first, da squig or da fing dat came bafor da squig?
Kan Mork make a stone so 'eavy dat 'e kan't lift it?

Winner, O[L]C Free-For-All VI Flyweight
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Plato Tastes Like Salt
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow
   23 0 2 0 3 1 17/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
2
Aristotlin' Town
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Guard
   22 0 2 0 11 2 38/51 140k
(80+60)k
  
3
Thales-ser of Two Evils
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow
   23 0 1 0 9 1 26/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
4
Confucius With Big Words
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow
   22 0 0 0 5 2 20/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
5
Descartes Before De Horse
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Piling On
   8 0 3 0 3 1 20/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
6
Kant Quite Figger It Out
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
7
Hume an' Error
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Piling On
   12 1 3 0 7 2 34/51 140k
(80+60)k
  
8
Rousseau'n Roulette
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Dodge
   23 2 3 0 14 6 69/76 170k
(80+90)k
  
10
Hegel, What's Yer Number?
Lineman
5 3 3 9   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Locke Doubt
Lineman
5 3 3 9   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Foucault Y'all, I'm Goin' Home!
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block, Frenzy
   19 1 0 0 2 3 20/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
13
Stretch Marx
Lineman
5 3 3 9   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
14
Obtuse Engels
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Dodge
   12 6 2 0 0 1 17/31 120k
(70+50)k
  
13 players  
Coach: JackassRampant Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1690k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 250k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1690k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:23 (15/4/4) |TD Diff:17 (36 - 19) |Cas Diff:67 (51/23/15 - 13/6/3)
Last Opponent: SRW Heroes

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Norrath Ogre WarriorsOgre1000k161/0/170k2 - 01000k50/0/040k13k
Frankenstein 505sNecromantic Horror1100k152/1/030k1 - 0980k71/0/030k16k
Zero Dark ElfyDark Elf1170k162/1/070k2 - 01170k80/0/010k25k
Vlad's Our HeroVampire1190k262/1/170k3 - 0950k50/0/050k12k
WCB ScholarsUnderworld Denizens1310k142/0/030k1 - 1810k91/0/060k19k
Solo ClanNorse1370k151/1/070k2 - 0990k112/1/010k16k
Dirty Goblin TrickstersGoblin1340k195/0/020k1 - 31060k201/0/270k25k
Arya's ListChaos Chosen1440k151/1/170k1 - 01080k50/0/040k20k
I Chi Tao StyleWood Elf1450k151/0/030k2 - 0990k70/0/050k20k
Troll RidersGoblin1500k327/0/190k3 - 11000k80/0/030k20k
Westeros LadiesAmazon1570k305/4/150k2 - 01390k70/1/030k37k
Claws of the NightNecromantic Horror1550k221/5/150k1 - 11940k110/0/060k32k
Grimble GrumpsChaos Renegade1580k193/0/130k1 - 31580k191/1/020k27k
[SL16] Nightz WatchHuman1470k182/1/350k0 - 11440k80/0/050k20k
Duro's minersDwarf1580k70/1/030k0 - 21600k151/1/160k30k
Kentish Gobbo'sGoblin1350k193/1/080k2 - 01200k71/0/040k20k
Evil DeedzChaos Chosen1410k171/1/080k2 - 11480k131/1/060k22k
Blissfull HavockChaos Chosen1490k213/1/130k2 - 11340k111/0/010k20k
Revenge of the Flushed!!!Lizardmen1540k152/0/070k2 - 11510k101/0/030k31k
Night5hadeElven Union1630k184/1/060k1 - 11580k100/0/060k36k
Revenge of the Flushed!!!Lizardmen1640k121/0/130k1 - 01650k71/0/030k18k
SRW HeroesHuman1640k212/2/140k2 - 11830k90/0/060k33k
SRW HeroesHuman1690k170/1/270k2 - 21410k151/1/080k27k