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newz: we take part in the last proper fumbbl cup. coach malmir wrote about rhinoplasty "They should be upset if they lose first round." while we already plan on winning the damn thing.

oldz: we count anew after hundred games. so rhinoplasty is so far UNBEATEN and decided to participate at the crown of sand.

oldz: TWELVE VICTORIES! ranked is too easy!

oldz: rhinoplasty returns to blood bowl. but they expect high profile challengers witha team value of at LEAST 2230K. if you cant fit that you too cheap and weak. sorry.

One of them won some award and had even a special player.

Probably the best game in fumbbl ever
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3742226

We enjoy playing legendary teams. like the Crossdressers (they cute) or these khemri with Utep. (utep died? we lost our destiny!)

if you are a dwarf team with lower TV and challenge us, we put you on our secret list of shame.

also if you play us keep in mind that you will face BUGS BUNNY



and it is likely that any of your fans will change sides and join the rhinoplasty hype.

Resting In Pieces:

Alf

ALF played for Rhinoplasty since game one. We wish him tasty goblin angels in heaven kitchen.


Why Did Coach Buy A Bomb?


You was an Elf stuck in a Goblin body, may your soul have left his corpse.

Here are the team stats after 12 glorious victories:

TopName#
Games
Uno Uno
94
Completions (14)
The Secret Weapon
Bugs Bunny
2
Touchdowns (59)
WhyDidCoachBuyBomb?
14
Interceptions (3)
Dont Cry About Dice
Loves Love Making
Trent Reznor
1
Casualties (124)
Uno Uno
27
Most Valuable Player (100)
Bugs Bunny
10
Star Player Points (945)
Uno Uno
94
Passing (82)
The Secret Weapon
20
Rushing (1833)
Who Blocks This Is Stupid
396
Blocks (2665)
Uno Uno
350
Fouls (432)
Bugs Bunny
69
Scoring Thrower
Bugs Bunny
The Secret Weapon
2
Blocking Thrower
Dr Faustus
Doggirl
Cry About Dice
Ripper
Bugs Bunny
1
Blocking Scorer
WhyDidCoachBuyBomb?
7
Triple
Doggirl
Ripper
Bugs Bunny
1
All-rounder


New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Stand Firm, Piling On
  48 0 0 0 17 3 49/51 170k
(110+60)k
 
2
Looney
5 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Dodge, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Dirty Player
-ma 92 2 4 0 1 12 76/176 160k
(40+120)k
 
3
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
m 40 1 2 0 1 0 9/16 60k
(0)k
 
4
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Wrestle
  15 0 1 0 0 2 13/16 70k
(40+30)k
 
5
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  18 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
6
Fanatic
5 7 2 6
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Grab, +MA, Mighty Blow, +MA, Block
-av, -ag 101 0 0 0 31 8 102/176 200k
(70+130)k
 
7
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Stand Firm, Strong Arm
  59 0 0 0 17 2 44/51 170k
(110+60)k
 
8
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
9
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
10
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
11
Doom Diver
6 2 3 7
Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop
Dodge, Catch
  11 0 3 0 1 1 16/31 100k
(60+40)k
 
13
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
  21 0 2 0 1 1 13/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
14
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
15
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  14 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
16
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: mekutata Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1580k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1640k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:111 (12/13/86) |TD Diff:-188 (68 - 256) |Cas Diff:-147 (160/72/42 - 305/77/39)
Last Opponent: Savelor's Sentinels

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Winter WargsOrc960k70/1/170k0 - 2990k171/2/060k17k
Axe'n'Dice IIINorse890k90/1/290k1 - 0970k91/0/160k16k
Mugging you offElven Union1010k161/1/060k2 - 31100k222/0/070k22k
Gorescum Green MeaniesNurgle1030k50/0/150k0 - 21090k161/0/150k23k
Super Nice Elves SurpriseDark Elf1010k50/0/070k0 - 3990k160/0/170k26k
Batmore RavensDark Elf1080k50/0/030k0 - 0990k114/0/050k17k
Defenders of Ulthuan!High Elf1110k101/0/030k1 - 11280k204/1/030k27k
Wichita War HawksHigh Elf1080k91/0/140k0 - 11200k132/0/050k26k
Magick ManiacksOrc1160k50/0/040k0 - 21290k297/2/060k25k
malvaviscoHuman1160k101/0/060k1 - 01200k71/0/050k29k
DiceabuserNorse1270k91/0/150k0 - 21450k194/0/080k32k
Foulbreath UnitedSkaven1260k70/1/060k0 - 41450k341/1/460k29k
We Hate ChaosChaos Chosen1070k50/0/030k0 - 2990k161/2/020k24k
Death to All But Gork Orc1080k122/0/080k1 - 11200k132/0/040k20k
PorképiksOrc1250k50/0/110k0 - 41380k274/0/080k33k
Bu[R]ning LegionNorse1270k70/0/170k0 - 21560k212/1/170k23k
Misguided MutantsChaos Renegade1290k50/0/050k0 - 21480k233/2/060k32k
Mighty Blow Expe[R]imentDwarf1170k50/0/060k0 - 21330k255/0/160k26k
One rat, two ratsSkaven1280k82/0/030k1 - 11390k174/0/020k24k
Styx River SirensUnderworld Denizens1250k112/2/050k0 - 31550k201/0/270k31k
Chasing the DemonNorse1170k101/0/030k1 - 21240k191/2/160k31k
Swithland WoodHalfling1120k101/1/140k1 - 31010k224/0/170k30k
KaboomKaboomWood Elf1180k151/3/180k2 - 11300k100/0/010k25k
Delivery To HeavenHuman1250k80/0/070k1 - 31380k190/1/050k28k
Glorious GamblersHigh Elf1260k71/0/020k0 - 31440k233/0/070k25k
A Bronx TaleVampire1310k101/0/160k1 - 31680k223/0/060k19k
Children of the Horned [R]atUnderworld Denizens1330k51/0/040k0 - 21870k183/0/140k31k
Mickey's TeethSkaven1320k00/0/00k0 - 11590k202/1/2110k37k
Parks and WreckWood Elf1210k110/2/160k0 - 31360k201/1/070k33k
Awareness ComesElven Union1250k91/1/020k0 - 51490k376/1/050k34k
ranos hermanosSlann1270k71/2/020k0 - 41640k264/1/060k28k
CubicSkaven1250k51/0/060k0 - 41920k407/2/080k23k
Cryptic ApocalypseTomb Kings1290k92/0/030k0 - 31550k160/0/170k29k
Awareness ComesElven Union1330k161/2/360k1 - 31970k200/2/070k30k
Canines chroméesVampire1350k151/2/040k1 - 12150k194/0/130k23k
Yorkshire PuddingsHalfling1430k215/0/160k3 - 11390k80/0/060k28k
Lustria SmacksSlann1320k60/1/110k0 - 51510k303/0/060k26k
CrossdressersAmazon1360k72/1/060k0 - 41670k221/1/170k28k
Psycho ElvesElven Union1290k123/1/020k1 - 21760k253/3/080k27k
Wandering Dodgers [R]Elven Union1410k93/0/160k0 - 31740k212/0/170k24k
Barnsley Orks BoyzOrc1450k50/0/070k0 - 22000k204/1/020k30k
ranos hermanosSlann1450k161/4/050k1 - 22050k161/1/070k25k
Born To Live ForeverWood Elf1450k92/1/050k0 - 21700k234/1/080k31k
Greligs BaneHuman1270k153/0/020k2 - 02080k81/0/060k27k
Hellbound CharioteersNorse1490k51/0/040k0 - 31750k253/2/050k32k
Bubonic BrawlersSkaven1380k173/1/040k2 - 21460k213/0/040k28k
Royal TossersHigh Elf1570k82/1/060k1 - 21960k255/0/070k29k
Mente MalataElven Union1590k93/1/020k0 - 22040k254/0/260k29k
Ddraig CymraegWood Elf1480k122/1/040k0 - 71780k373/1/040k32k
Sewer SuckersSkaven1450k151/1/120k2 - 21870k162/0/030k32k
Elfi ProfessionistiElven Union1540k91/1/020k0 - 32440k273/0/170k25k
Undy CometsSlann1410k93/0/050k0 - 31790k223/1/080k31k
Aterlanta FalconsHigh Elf1420k71/0/040k0 - 41860k282/1/070k33k
Strata Montana BashersHuman1270k100/0/070k1 - 01390k21/0/00k17k
GreDarkSoulsTrib IVDark Elf1480k192/3/220k2 - 11780k225/1/030k36k
TsoulakiaAmazon1530k111/2/050k0 - 21680k243/2/150k29k
Farsea ShadesElven Union1530k173/0/020k2 - 22000k244/1/030k33k
Pearled UnicornsElven Union1520k91/1/040k0 - 22050k265/0/050k35k
Slim Chance BrigadeElven Union1510k134/0/130k0 - 21840k243/2/040k32k
RuetteWood Elf1360k154/0/020k0 - 62050k415/0/080k30k
black ribbon BBCVampire1500k114/0/040k0 - 31930k193/0/060k26k
waytobealegendAmazon1500k122/1/150k1 - 11870k152/1/030k34k
Chaos CalmingChaos Renegade1530k101/0/140k1 - 21970k244/1/160k29k
King's heroes and villainsHigh Elf1430k92/0/050k0 - 31850k304/2/160k28k
White Glove SocietyHigh Elf1410k120/1/050k1 - 21420k233/2/030k28k
Pain HuntersDark Elf1310k92/0/060k0 - 21640k255/0/140k28k
Team That RNG ForgotHuman1440k151/2/060k2 - 21960k151/0/030k31k
TsoulakiaAmazon1430k71/0/040k0 - 21880k215/0/080k26k
Khaines BräuteDark Elf1430k121/1/020k2 - 31900k211/0/150k37k
PenatLizardmen1430k143/0/050k0 - 21780k277/1/030k27k
Skrat KanserkSkaven1490k113/1/140k0 - 41860k222/0/080k28k
GreDarkSoulsTrib IIIDark Elf1510k80/0/070k1 - 11920k163/1/050k30k
Tales y los ForestalesWood Elf1530k105/0/070k1 - 02060k71/0/070k31k
King's heroes and villainsHigh Elf1630k142/2/120k1 - 21990k224/1/020k32k
Somethin' For The Weak EndDark Elf1590k122/1/010k1 - 22110k162/0/060k41k
Deutschland ClownsLizardmen1570k92/0/120k0 - 31990k264/1/150k28k
Greasy StarsElven Union1510k80/1/010k1 - 21680k171/0/140k38k
Pit WimpsElven Union1530k91/0/240k0 - 21700k140/0/070k29k
Highway to ElvesHigh Elf1540k102/0/160k1 - 21840k244/1/080k33k
VeganzOgre1630k152/0/040k2 - 12110k226/1/050k27k
Khaines BräuteDark Elf1510k80/0/060k1 - 41990k303/1/060k34k
British Irish LionsHuman1570k103/0/030k0 - 21920k255/0/070k24k
Meet the Feebles Variety HourWood Elf1570k81/1/030k0 - 41920k315/0/090k25k
Tales y los ForestalesWood Elf1560k72/0/050k0 - 52110k272/0/160k28k
King's heroes and villainsHigh Elf1520k133/2/010k0 - 22080k213/1/080k34k
Renegades of Clan EshinSkaven1410k51/0/030k0 - 31770k181/0/170k28k
Bones'GaloreTomb Kings1420k92/0/160k0 - 11700k184/1/060k17k
Amperland RaidersElven Union1460k91/2/010k0 - 21970k191/2/080k35k
95% HobgoblinsChaos Dwarf1380k50/0/060k0 - 21820k224/0/040k30k
Elfish HuntersDark Elf1460k51/0/060k0 - 21830k141/0/090k28k
Gammora ThunderDark Elf1480k50/1/060k0 - 21610k307/2/070k28k
Renegades of Clan EshinSkaven1480k183/2/140k1 - 61820k311/3/070k30k
Gasteiz PackersWood Elf1490k71/1/020k0 - 51490k291/1/060k21k
CrossdressersAmazon1510k142/1/020k1 - 22010k184/0/080k27k
Midnight's MauradersElven Union1530k71/1/040k0 - 31610k160/0/050k21k
Blades of SilenceDark Elf1610k81/1/130k1 - 22100k151/0/170k31k
Trono Spade High Elf1570k101/0/060k1 - 32580k282/3/060k28k
les ailes noires de LyonVampire1430k144/1/050k1 - 22660k212/1/160k21k
CoriolanusDark Elf1530k181/3/220k1 - 02590k133/0/120k29k
Crusty Nose InhabitantsGoblin1420k203/0/170k3 - 01460k92/0/020k28k
Stars and FansOgre1690k101/0/050k1 - 12010k122/0/130k22k
EnbalmentsTomb Kings1590k155/0/140k0 - 11870k204/1/170k22k
$$OssOrc1620k121/1/060k1 - 22190k194/0/050k31k
Petersham PottersHalfling1660k213/1/120k2 - 11740k111/0/040k28k
Odd Frog AthleticsSlann1670k120/0/260k1 - 41950k314/3/070k24k
Squishy woodHalfling1450k121/1/030k1 - 11310k123/0/030k32k
DD CrewElven Union1680k131/0/060k2 - 31520k253/1/050k29k
Mountain TitansDwarf1610k80/0/050k1 - 22350k213/0/260k33k
FezbabesAmazon1550k143/1/120k1 - 21470k192/2/040k31k
Well Cultured GentlemenOrc1560k92/2/060k0 - 22240k151/2/050k32k
Savelor's SentinelsElven Union1600k141/1/110k1 - 22340k193/1/040k32k