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Rhinoplasty
Roster [R] Goblin
newz: we take part in the last proper fumbbl cup. coach malmir wrote about rhinoplasty "They should be upset if they lose first round." while we already plan on winning the damn thing.

oldz: we count anew after hundred games. so rhinoplasty is so far UNBEATEN and decided to participate at the crown of sand.

oldz: TWELVE VICTORIES! ranked is too easy!

oldz: rhinoplasty returns to blood bowl. but they expect high profile challengers witha team value of at LEAST 2230K. if you cant fit that you too cheap and weak. sorry.

One of them won some award and had even a special player.

Probably the best game in fumbbl ever
https://fumbbl.com/p/match?id=3742226

We enjoy playing legendary teams. like the Crossdressers (they cute) or these khemri with Utep. (utep died? we lost our destiny!)

if you are a dwarf team with lower TV and challenge us, we put you on our secret list of shame.

also if you play us keep in mind that you will face BUGS BUNNY



and it is likely that any of your fans will change sides and join the rhinoplasty hype.

Resting In Pieces:

Alf

ALF played for Rhinoplasty since game one. We wish him tasty goblin angels in heaven kitchen.


Why Did Coach Buy A Bomb?


You was an Elf stuck in a Goblin body, may your soul have left his corpse.

Here are the team stats after 12 glorious victories:

TopName#
Games
Uno Uno
94
Completions (14)
The Secret Weapon
Bugs Bunny
2
Touchdowns (59)
WhyDidCoachBuyBomb?
14
Interceptions (3)
Dont Cry About Dice
Loves Love Making
Trent Reznor
1
Casualties (124)
Uno Uno
27
Most Valuable Player (100)
Bugs Bunny
10
Star Player Points (945)
Uno Uno
94
Passing (82)
The Secret Weapon
20
Rushing (1833)
Who Blocks This Is Stupid
396
Blocks (2665)
Uno Uno
350
Fouls (432)
Bugs Bunny
69
Scoring Thrower
Bugs Bunny
The Secret Weapon
2
Blocking Thrower
Dr Faustus
Doggirl
Cry About Dice
Ripper
Bugs Bunny
1
Blocking Scorer
WhyDidCoachBuyBomb?
7
Triple
Doggirl
Ripper
Bugs Bunny
1
All-rounder

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Gordon ShumwayTroll4519Loner, Always Hungry, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm, Piling On 4500017349110k (110+60k) 
2 Bugs BunnyLooney5237Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Dodge, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle-ma892401117140k (40+90k) 
3 DoggirlGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step 3712010940k (40+20k) 
4 Who Like DiceGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle 1201001840k (40+30k) 
5 Make FUMBBL Great AgainGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 1500000040k (40+0k) 
6 Uno UnoFanatic5726Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Grab, +MA, Mighty Blow, +MA, Block-av, -ag980002989870k (70+130k) 
7 OMEGA Troll4519Loner, Always Hungry, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm, Strong Arm 5600016242110k (110+60k) 
8 Number One of OneBomma6237Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty 600000040k (40+0k) 
9 Nose in Finger'Ooligan6236Disturbing Presence, Dodge, Fan Favourite, Right Stuff, Stunty-av401000370k (70+0k) 
11 11th victory in 100th gameDoom Diver6237Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop, Dodge 802010860k (60+20k) 
13 Victory #10Goblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step 19020111340k (40+20k) 
15 Beaver FoznGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 1100000040k (40+0k) 
16Malmir HoppinsGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 100000040k (40+0k) 
13 players  
Coach: mekutata Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 7  
Team Value: 1550k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 140000 Cheerleaders: 1  
Tournament Weight: 1550k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:108 (12/13/83) |TD Diff:-184 (66 - 250) |Cas Diff:-148 (154/68/40 - 299/72/39)
Last Opponent: Mountain Titans