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Backpacker Murders
Retired [L] Shambling Undead


Swagman:
Martin Bryant

Head Coach:
Suttbutt

Race:
Undead

Team Colours:
Grey, Green, Brown, but mostly dead


Backpacker Murder
It was the man from Ironbark who struck the Sydney town,
He wandered over street and park, he wandered up and down.
He loitered here, he loitered there, till he was like to drop,
Until at last in sheer despair he sought a barber's shop.
`'Ere! shave my beard and whiskers off, I'll be a man of mark,
I'll go and do the Sydney toff up home in Ironbark.'

The barber man was small and flash, as barbers mostly are,
He wore a strike-your-fancy sash, he smoked a huge cigar:
He was a humorist of note and keen at repartee,
He laid the odds and kept a `tote', whatever that may be,
And when he saw our friend arrive, he whispered `Here's a lark!
Just watch me catch him all alive, this man from Ironbark.'

There were some gilded youths that sat along the barber's wall,
Their eyes were dull, their heads were flat, they had no brains at all;
To them the barber passed the wink, his dexter eyelid shut,
`I'll make this bloomin' yokel think his bloomin' throat is cut.'
And as he soaped and rubbed it in he made a rude remark:
`I s'pose the flats is pretty green up there in Ironbark.'

A grunt was all reply he got; he shaved the bushman's chin,
Then made the water boiling hot and dipped the razor in.
He raised his hand, his brow grew black, he paused awhile to gloat,
Then slashed the red-hot razor-back across his victim's throat;
Upon the newly shaven skin it made a livid mark --
No doubt it fairly took him in -- the man from Ironbark.

He fetched a wild up-country yell might wake the dead to hear,
And though his throat, he knew full well, was cut from ear to ear,
He struggled gamely to his feet, and faced the murd'rous foe:
`You've done for me! you dog, I'm beat! one hit before I go!
I only wish I had a knife, you blessed murdering shark!
But you'll remember all your life, the man from Ironbark.'

He lifted up his hairy paw, with one tremendous clout
He landed on the barber's jaw, and knocked the barber out.
He set to work with tooth and nail, he made the place a wreck;
He grabbed the nearest gilded youth, and tried to break his neck.
And all the while his throat he held to save his vital spark,
And `Murder! Bloody Murder!' yelled the man from Ironbark.

A peeler man who heard the din came in to see the show;
He tried to run the bushman in, but he refused to go.
And when at last the barber spoke, and said, `'Twas all in fun --
'Twas just a little harmless joke, a trifle overdone.'
`A joke!' he cried, `By George, that's fine; a lively sort of lark;
I'd like to catch that murdering swine some night in Ironbark.'

And now while round the shearing floor the list'ning shearers gape,
He tells the story o'er and o'er, and brags of his escape.
`Them barber chaps what keeps a tote, By George, I've had enough,
One tried to cut my bloomin' throat, but thank the Lord it's tough.'
And whether he's believed or no, there's one thing to remark,
That flowing beards are all the go way up in Ironbark.
Season 1
1-1-3
0-3 LOSS to Wasteland Scaggers
0-3 LOSS to Ripper City Sickle-Chuckers
0-3 LOSS to Jim Lahey Experience
1-1 DRAW to West Side Warp Talons
2-1 WIN over NZ Invaiders claimed by Aussies

Season 2
1-0-2
0-1 LOSS to ECB Ashes Tour
2-3 LOSS to NZ Invaiders claimed by Aussies
2-1 WIN over Southsearching Reavers

Season 3
1-1-1
1-1 DRAW with Last of the V8 Interceptors
0-2 LOSS to Carrion Crew
4-0 WIN over Ravageport Ne'ver Do-Gooders
1-0 WIN over Wasteland Idols (Retired after Game, Farewell Semitence)

Season 4
0-2-3
0-3 FORFIET
0-1 LOSS They Called it Survival
1-1 DRAW West Side Warp Talons
1-1 DRAW Gaussain Rebels
0-3 FORFIET


Team Trophies
Player Trophies



Injuries caused

(their players)




Murderous Recruits...

(Opponent's Killed and Recruited)

Terry of the Jim Lahey Experience
Pavlova from NZ Invaiders claimed by Aussies
Quay Side from Southsearching Reavers
SlugTounge from Southsearching Reavers

Six Feet Under

(Opponent's Killed)
Dennis of the Jim Lahey Experience



Joined the Great Dune Seas

(Players Killed Forever)

Christopher Worrell

Terry of the Jim Lahey Experience



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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ivan Milat
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Block, Guard
   16 0 0 0 8 1 21/ 170k
(120+50)k
  
2
John Wayne Glover
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Block, Tackle
   16 0 0 1 6 1 19/ 180k
(120+60)k
  
3
Paul Denyer
Wight Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
Mighty Blow, Tackle, +MA
   16 1 2 0 6 3 34/ 160k
(90+70)k
  
4
Lindsay Robert Rose
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
Tackle
   15 0 1 0 3 0 9/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
5
Paul Steven Haigh
Ghoul Runner
7 2 4 7
Dodge
+AG, Sure Hands
 -st 15 6 2 0 0 2 22/ 130k
(70+60)k
  
6
Robert Wagner
Ghoul Runner
8 3 3 7
Dodge
+MA
   14 2 4 0 0 0 14/ 100k
(70+30)k
  
7
Peter Dupas
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Guard, Block, Fend
   15 1 5 0 3 4 42/ 140k
(70+70)k
  
8
Gregory Brazel
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
   16 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
David Birnie
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Block
   16 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
10
Quay Side
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Block
   9 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
11
SlugTounge
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Clifford Bartholomew
Ghoul Runner
7 2 3 7
Dodge
 -st, m 5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(0)k
  
13
Man Monis
Skeleton
5 3 2 6
Regeneration, Thick Skull
 -av 9 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Pavlova
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: suttbutt Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Shambling Undead Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1620k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 380k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1690k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:16 (4/4/8) |TD Diff:-8 (15 - 23) |Cas Diff:1 (22/10/6 - 17/11/9)
Last Opponent: Gaussian Rebels

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Wasteland ScaggersUnderworld Denizens1000k91/1/030k0 - 21330k172/0/180k13k
Ripper City Sickle-ChuckersSkaven1000k61/0/030k0 - 31280k232/1/070k25k
Jim Lahey ExperienceNorse1030k111/0/210k0 - 31640k244/2/140k21k
West Side Warp TalonsChaos Chosen1020k132/0/060k1 - 11000k130/1/060k9k
NZ invaders claimed by AussieElven Union1130k172/2/060k2 - 11120k121/0/050k13k
ECB Ladies Ashes TourAmazon1210k92/0/040k0 - 11430k110/1/190k27k
NZ invaders claimed by AussieElven Union1180k171/1/130k2 - 31280k170/0/080k21k
Southsearching ReaversChaos Renegade1330k171/1/160k2 - 11560k131/0/140k19k
Last of the V8 InterceptorsOrc1390k50/0/060k0 - 21160k171/2/180k15k
Last of the V8 InterceptorsOrc1230k101/0/030k1 - 11320k111/0/130k24k
Carrion CrewSkaven1400k132/1/060k0 - 21020k140/0/060k22k
Ravageport Ne'er–Do–Well's Human1400k221/1/060k4 - 01200k70/1/020k21k
Wasteland IdolsOgre1460k183/0/160k1 - 01940k50/0/030k29k
They Called It SurvivalVampire1540k123/0/040k0 - 11960k101/0/080k30k
West Side Warp TalonsChaos Chosen1650k110/0/130k1 - 11580k202/2/270k23k
Gaussian RebelsOgre1450k191/3/040k1 - 11240k142/1/140k21k