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Backpacker Murders
Retired [L] Shambling Undead

Swagman:
Martin Bryant

Head Coach:
Suttbutt

Race:
Undead

Team Colours:
Grey, Green, Brown, but mostly dead


Backpacker Murder
It was the man from Ironbark who struck the Sydney town,
He wandered over street and park, he wandered up and down.
He loitered here, he loitered there, till he was like to drop,
Until at last in sheer despair he sought a barber's shop.
`'Ere! shave my beard and whiskers off, I'll be a man of mark,
I'll go and do the Sydney toff up home in Ironbark.'

The barber man was small and flash, as barbers mostly are,
He wore a strike-your-fancy sash, he smoked a huge cigar:
He was a humorist of note and keen at repartee,
He laid the odds and kept a `tote', whatever that may be,
And when he saw our friend arrive, he whispered `Here's a lark!
Just watch me catch him all alive, this man from Ironbark.'

There were some gilded youths that sat along the barber's wall,
Their eyes were dull, their heads were flat, they had no brains at all;
To them the barber passed the wink, his dexter eyelid shut,
`I'll make this bloomin' yokel think his bloomin' throat is cut.'
And as he soaped and rubbed it in he made a rude remark:
`I s'pose the flats is pretty green up there in Ironbark.'

A grunt was all reply he got; he shaved the bushman's chin,
Then made the water boiling hot and dipped the razor in.
He raised his hand, his brow grew black, he paused awhile to gloat,
Then slashed the red-hot razor-back across his victim's throat;
Upon the newly shaven skin it made a livid mark --
No doubt it fairly took him in -- the man from Ironbark.

He fetched a wild up-country yell might wake the dead to hear,
And though his throat, he knew full well, was cut from ear to ear,
He struggled gamely to his feet, and faced the murd'rous foe:
`You've done for me! you dog, I'm beat! one hit before I go!
I only wish I had a knife, you blessed murdering shark!
But you'll remember all your life, the man from Ironbark.'

He lifted up his hairy paw, with one tremendous clout
He landed on the barber's jaw, and knocked the barber out.
He set to work with tooth and nail, he made the place a wreck;
He grabbed the nearest gilded youth, and tried to break his neck.
And all the while his throat he held to save his vital spark,
And `Murder! Bloody Murder!' yelled the man from Ironbark.

A peeler man who heard the din came in to see the show;
He tried to run the bushman in, but he refused to go.
And when at last the barber spoke, and said, `'Twas all in fun --
'Twas just a little harmless joke, a trifle overdone.'
`A joke!' he cried, `By George, that's fine; a lively sort of lark;
I'd like to catch that murdering swine some night in Ironbark.'

And now while round the shearing floor the list'ning shearers gape,
He tells the story o'er and o'er, and brags of his escape.
`Them barber chaps what keeps a tote, By George, I've had enough,
One tried to cut my bloomin' throat, but thank the Lord it's tough.'
And whether he's believed or no, there's one thing to remark,
That flowing beards are all the go way up in Ironbark.
Season 1
1-1-3
0-3 LOSS to Wasteland Scaggers
0-3 LOSS to Ripper City Sickle-Chuckers
0-3 LOSS to Jim Lahey Experience
1-1 DRAW to West Side Warp Talons
2-1 WIN over NZ Invaiders claimed by Aussies

Season 2
1-0-2
0-1 LOSS to ECB Ashes Tour
2-3 LOSS to NZ Invaiders claimed by Aussies
2-1 WIN over Southsearching Reavers

Season 3
1-1-1
1-1 DRAW with Last of the V8 Interceptors
0-2 LOSS to Carrion Crew
4-0 WIN over Ravageport Ne'ver Do-Gooders
1-0 WIN over Wasteland Idols (Retired after Game, Farewell Semitence)

Season 4
0-2-3
0-3 FORFIET
0-1 LOSS They Called it Survival
1-1 DRAW West Side Warp Talons
1-1 DRAW Gaussain Rebels
0-3 FORFIET


Team Trophies
Player Trophies



Injuries caused

(their players)




Murderous Recruits...

(Opponent's Killed and Recruited)

Terry of the Jim Lahey Experience
Pavlova from NZ Invaiders claimed by Aussies
Quay Side from Southsearching Reavers
SlugTounge from Southsearching Reavers

Six Feet Under

(Opponent's Killed)
Dennis of the Jim Lahey Experience



Joined the Great Dune Seas

(Players Killed Forever)

Christopher Worrell

Terry of the Jim Lahey Experience



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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1Ivan MilatMummy3519Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Block, Guard 160008121120k (120+50k) 
2John Wayne GloverMummy3519Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Block, Tackle 160016119120k (120+60k) 
3Paul DenyerWight Blitzer7338Block, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Tackle, +MA 16120633490k (90+70k) 
4Lindsay Robert RoseWight Blitzer6338Block, Regeneration, Tackle 1501030990k (90+20k) 
5Paul Steven HaighGhoul Runner7247Dodge, +AG, Sure Hands-st15620022270k (70+60k) 
6Robert WagnerGhoul Runner8337Dodge, +MA 14240001470k (70+30k) 
7Peter DupasGhoul Runner7337Dodge, Guard, Block, Fend 15150344270k (70+70k) 
8Gregory BrazelSkeleton Lineman5327Thick Skull, Regeneration 1600020440k (40+0k) 
9David BirnieSkeleton Lineman5327Thick Skull, Regeneration, Block 16000311140k (40+20k) 
10 Quay SideZombie4328Regeneration, Block 900021940k (40+20k) 
11 SlugToungeZombie4328Regeneration 200000040k (40+0k) 
12Clifford BartholomewGhoul Runner7237Dodge-st, m500010270k (0k) 
13Man MonisSkeleton Lineman5326Thick Skull, Regeneration-av900001540k (40+0k) 
14 PavlovaZombie4328Regeneration 1000000040k (40+0k) 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach:suttbutt Re-Rolls (140k):4  
Race:Shambling Undead Fan Factor:7  
Team Value:1620k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:380000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1690k Apothecary:No  

Games Played:16 (4/4/8) |TD Diff:-8 (15 - 23) |Cas Diff:1 (22/10/6 - 17/11/9)
Last Opponent: Gaussian Rebels