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Mighty Mootlings
Roster [B] Halfling
The History of the Mootlings

The Mighty Mootlings were founded back in 2516 by a humble Halfling Chef named Jojo. Jojo came to his fortune after selling cheese wheels to Skaven renegades.

In 2516 the concept of a professional halfing team was absurd; with most halfing teams simply playing games for the half-time feast rather than actually trying to win. Jojo formed The Mighty Mootlings to show the Empire Provinces that Halflings can actually do more than simply cook!

The Mootlings have a strict policy on injuries and always provide any permanently injured Halfling the honour of retirement with a lifetime supply of desserts.

On average 1.37 players are retired/killed per match.
During The Mighty Mootlings first 30 games they actually managed to hold a positive win-loss record. They finished with a record of 13 wins / 7 draws / 10 losses something the team will forever be proud of!
So far 2 teams have conceded against The Mighty Mootlings.
(Yes that's right TWO!)
The Mighty Mootlings once faced the famed Halfling team The Little Cult of Death. Unfortunately for The Cult both their Treemen were missing from the match. Embarrassingly, The Mootlings actually lost the match despite their clear advantage!
The Mootling's most casulties suffered in one match is 8!

During this match against Small Chaos Revenge, the Mootlings not only suffered 8 casualties, they had 4 players die including the famous tree Quickbeam and halflings Smoke Kingrass and 'The Stoned One'
One of the most famous rivals of the Mootlings are The Tangle Wood Spiders. These wacky goblins have faced The Mighty Mootlings on 4 separate occasions.

So far The Mighty Mootlings hold a 14 - 0 touchdown record against the spiders!
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Ever seen a profession Halfling team before? Well now you have! We will do whatever it takes to win. Only the toughest Flings enter to Box League and we didn't get here without learning how to fight dirty.

Our players pack a punch so don't expect your star players to survive our bash game. Want to CPOMB our trees? Try, you will not be safe on the floor! Thanks to the extensive (secret) fouling training each Fling receives once they join the team, your players wont last long.

We play to have fun but we also play to win (so don't feel bad when we do!). If that means we need to clear your team from the pitch then that is what is going to happen! Foul our trees and star players if you want but we will never concede and will never give up.
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The Original Mootlings:


To find out more click on the players on the left
Silverbark

Silverbark began his career as a Greenwood Bouncer protecting the woodland realm of the Elves from Men of the Empire.

After he realised he was far too good at hitting things he decided that his talents could get him further in life if he applied them in other ways. After hearing rumours of a new sport in Mootland he set out in search of a new career. Naturally Jojo was more than happy to have him on the team.
Quickbeam

As an ex-player of a Wood Elf team, 'The Green Runners', Quickbeam had always felt out of place. As his name might suggest he has always been a faster than average tree but when he was on the pitch with the elves he had barely heard the whistle before his team had scored. In the transfer window of 2015 Quickbeam was offered a contract with the Mootlings and gladly accepted, keen to show the crowds how fast he really was.
Reginald Hornsby

Lord Hornsby was one of the key founding members of the Mootling's. He was essential as both a frontline player and also a financial backer. Hornsby provided almost 10,000,000 gold of the original cash to fund the creation of the team. Despite this over 8,000,000 of this was spent on the halftime feast of the teams' first match. The rest of the money was invested in extra-large helmets for the treemen.
Brandy Blueberry

Commonly found in the Halfling Mess celebrating victories, Brandy is the renegade of the Mootlings. Every team needs a hothead who will do anything to see victory and Brandy fills that role perfectly. If you want someone to land a loop the loop throw into a gang of angry orks then this is the Hobbit for the job. Rumour has it that he once stole a Dwarven Deathroller and used it to score 15 touchdowns in one match!
Little Jojo

Little Jojo is the founding member of the Mighty Mootlings. Jojo came to his fortune after selling cheese wheels to Skaven renegades. As owner and manager of the team naturally he had to play a few games with them first! After realising his playing skills were not quite good enough to meet the high standards he expects from his team he has since retired and now manages and coaches the team full time.
Tom Tickleson

Tom was born into the sport. His father was the Great Jimbo 'Jarhead' Tickleson, a legendary player of the Seenburg Seahawks, who is rumoured to have killed a Ogre during a particularly brutal game. Tom plans to continue in his fathers footsteps and has his eyes set on killing at least 5!
Timmy Pimpkin

Timmy grew up in the hills of Aver March just south of Stirland. As a child he always loved sports, especially those with balls. Every night he would practice his throwing and catching. For almost a decade he passed the ball against the wall of his house. This continued until one day he heard news of a team forming in the Moot. Timmy went to tryouts and just by the fact he knew what a ball was made it onto the original team.
Old Bonny

A legend of countless matches. Bonny has been through it all! Broken bones, sprains, torn ligaments and even major haemorrhage. Despite this Bonny is a survivor. He may not be too good at playing the ball but he sure knows how to take a hit.
Jack Ruffles

Jack is a dreamer and a key driver in the formation of the original team. He always had big plans for the Halfling race and forming a professional team was a main part of them. He knew that for the Halfings to be respected by the other sentient species it would be important for them to prove themselves on the pitch. Since then Jack has developed a harsh training regimen to make sure the Flings that play for the Mootling's are the best of the best!
Binny Mittens

Although not technically a sportman. Binny is so small he managed to sneak onto the pitch during the team's first game. After he was mistaken for the ball by the opposing team the coach decided to keep him on as having one of your players thrown around by both sides seemed like a real advantage.
George Goldbelt

George always wanted to join the circus as a juggler. However during 2510 his audition with the local troupe didn't exactly go to plan and he was almost eaten my a hungry troll. Fortunately for George his escape was witness by Little Jojo, the Mootling's future manager. 5 years later when Jojo formed his team the talents of Mr Goldbelt were not forgotten. George's juggling skills were quickly adapted to ball handling and he is now an essential part of the team.
Goldberg Redjacket

The Redjacket's were one of the original semi-pro Halfling teams formed over 2 generations ago. The team members were all from the same family and naturally arguments between the players eventually led to family feuds and the decline of the team. Fortunately some of the Redjacket's still play the sport and have been essential in forming the core of the Mootling's.
Ronnie Weasel

Ronnie is the Master Chef incarnate. Without him there would be no halftime feast and no second breakfast. No matter what the team fancies Ronnie can make it. It is rumoured that half the Mootling's fans only come for Ronnie's food at half time. Perhaps one day the team will actually be famous for winning!
Jon Jefferson

Jon 'Jimmy' Jefferson is the supplementary mayor elect of Mootland. This honorary position is know as the 'Feast Master'. When the Mighty Mootling's were formed Jon suggested that if he wasn't allowed to play there would be enforced rationing for all his subjects. Naturally there was no way a Halfling could survive with any less than 7 meals a day so Jon was invited onto the team.
Ben Bongo

Benny 'B' Bongo is possibly the most useless of all Halflings. Noone is sure why his is on the team but once you join the Mootlings you commit for life. Despite this Benny has shown he worth on during many matches by carry water and extra cookies for the rest of the team to eat during the half time feast.
Rumpty Tumpty

Rumpty Tumpty sat on a wall.
Watching Ham United.
Everytime they scored a goal.
Rumpty Tumpty ATE MOAR FOOD!
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Famous Mootlings:

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Silverbark:
Silverbark began his career as a Greenwood Bouncer protecting the woodland realm of the Elves from Men of the Empire. As a Mootling he quickly showed his skills by learning to block, tackle and run faster in his first 10 games by causing almost 1 casualty per match.





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Dour Mcstoneface
Dour was the teams first 'Super-Fling'. At the end of his career he managed to score 27 TDs in 36 games whilst even causing 3 casualties and 78 blocks! All good things must end - Dour finally retired after suffering a broken collar bone when he failed to land a TTM during this match against the Nurgle Killers 'Come Hither'.





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Quickbeam
Quickbeam was one of the original 'trees'. As an ex-player of a Wood Elf team, 'The Green Runners' he eventually got fed up of their singing and join The Mootlings! He managed an impressive 41 casualties, until this career came to an end during this horrific match against Small Chaos Revenge.







Player of the week:

The Legendary Masterchef!


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Wins/matches last updated at 112
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Chaos
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Human
Khemri
Lizardmen
Necromantic
Norse
Nurgle
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Ogre
Orc
Skaven
Slann
Undead
Underworld
Vampire
Wood Elf
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Man The HARRpoons
Win against a team 2,000k TV OR win playing uphill 600k TV

Completed against Vrede a Chaos Chosen TV 2100k team
SprintARR Results
Season XIX (7/5/4) 42 points
Season XX (6/6/4) 40 points
Season XXI (5/3/8) 34 points
Racial First
Season XIX (7/5/4) 42 points
Season XX (6/6/4) 40 points
Top Ten Sprints
Season XX (6/6/4) 40 points / 9th place
CentARRian
All ARR teams with 100+ Box games should weARR this with pride
Racial RunnARRup
Season XXI (5/3/8) 34 points
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The Mighty Mootlings Official Helmet

This poly-ceramic helmet lined with our enhanced baked wheat lining provides top protection for your brain juices. Additionally, whilst providing top quality protection it also doubles as an essential mid-match snack.

Available in yellow, white or black. Sweet options also available.

Price: 16 Gold
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The Mighty Mootlings Commemorative Mug

This plasteel mug is specifically designed to keep your beverage hotter for longer. Complete with a scold proof handle that keeps your hands cool at the same time. 9/10 Halflings vote this the number one Butterbeer beverage container.

Available in yellow, white, green, blue, pink or black.

Price: 8 Gold
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The Mighty Mootlings 8" Replica

Using the most advanced cloning magics known to the free peoples we bring you these replica Halfling players. These figures are exact replicas of real Mootling players, an essential gift for any true Mootling fan.

At least one Halfling is harmed in the making of this item.

Price: 3 Gold
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The 'WMD:Treehunter' MK1

This commemorative saw was produced to mark the Mootling's 108th match against the infamous 'WMD's In The Box'. Not only were we forced to play up 1100k TV but both our star players trees Yew Welcome and Silverbark were killed. This match marked the passing of Silverbark, the teams last and oldest remaining original player at 104 matches played.

Silverbark will forever be remembered!

Price: 7 Gold
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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
5 Duane DarkhammerHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 700001530k (30+0k) 
10Polly PimpkinHalfling Hopeful5236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Sure Feet 9010132030k (30+40k) 
13Elwood DarkhornHalfling Hopeful4236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player-ma, m4700021930k (0k) 
17 David DeeplightningJourneyman Halfling Hopeful5236Loner, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 000000030k (30+0k) 
18 Ian GrottytreeJourneyman Halfling Hopeful5236Loner, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 000000030k (30+0k) 
19 Graham DirtybrookJourneyman Halfling Hopeful5236Loner, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 000000030k (30+0k) 
20 Evander VilesnakeJourneyman Halfling Hopeful5236Loner, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 000000030k (30+0k) 
21 Edward DarkfireJourneyman Halfling Hopeful5236Loner, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 000000030k (30+0k) 
22 Kevin DirtyfistJourneyman Halfling Hopeful5236Loner, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 000000030k (30+0k) 
23 David StronghammerJourneyman Halfling Hopeful5236Loner, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 000000030k (30+0k) 
24 Ulric DirtylightningJourneyman Halfling Hopeful5236Loner, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 000000030k (30+0k) 
25 Duane TrueshieldJourneyman Halfling Hopeful5236Loner, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 000000030k (30+0k) 
2 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach:Miceycraft Re-Rolls (120k):3  
Race:Halfling Fan Factor:4  
Team Value:640k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:40000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:700k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:113 (32/23/58) |TD Diff:-38 (115 - 153) |Cas Diff:-229 (142/72/37 - 309/117/54)
Last Opponent: Splash Bash and Thrash

 For Against 
OpponentRaceTVSPPCasGoldScoreTVSPPCasGoldGate
Lothern HawkshipsHigh Elf950k80/0/040k1 - 1980k163/0/080k16000
ranerosSlann980k152/0/170k2 - 11000k141/1/070k15000
ClevARR GirlGoblin990k70/1/040k0 - 01010k113/0/150k13000
Flushed DownSkaven1000k171/0/220k2 - 3990k160/0/040k30000
los rapidillosSkaven1050k215/3/080k2 - 21190k202/1/120k15000
Golfech Muta-wolfsNecromantic Horror1040k141/0/060k3 - 11000k131/0/160k24000
Bipedal BumblersLizardman1070k121/0/050k2 - 11000k93/0/00k22000
Pintsmashers NRMNecromantic Horror1040k101/0/060k1 - 01100k91/1/070k23000
[B] Fine DiningNurgle1030k50/0/040k0 - 11030k143/0/050k28000
Screaming Bloody MurderDark Elf1050k163/1/0110k1 - 01050k21/0/00k18000
Little Cult Of DeathHalfling1090k132/1/170k0 - 1960k122/0/020k29000
Gerald's Little FriendsNurgle1130k100/1/040k1 - 11120k162/2/070k25000
Meanland BrownsGoblin1090k101/0/030k1 - 11080k163/2/050k22000
NecromagnonNecromantic Horror1090k182/2/190k1 - 11090k141/2/070k19000
Desperates BelgetonsKhemri Tomb Kings1090k121/1/080k1 - 01100k175/0/160k20000
elferos oscurosDark Elf1130k141/0/030k2 - 31160k223/1/080k20000
We <3 WasabiNurgle1140k190/4/150k2 - 01360k120/3/030k22000
Terror Australis IIIChaos Chosen1110k80/0/070k1 - 01120k101/1/060k25000
Blazing ThunderOrc1140k50/0/070k0 - 11240k246/2/260k35000
War EagleNorse1090k91/0/150k0 - 11090k204/2/070k25000
Illicit Psycho Ball PartyNecromantic Horror1090k71/0/010k0 - 11320k122/0/060k28000
Amaxon AmazonsAmazon1080k70/2/140k0 - 11000k142/0/120k25000
höraufzunurgeln_Nurgle1100k120/1/170k1 - 01230k174/2/040k19000
Metric ImperialsHuman1110k142/1/040k1 - 11250k143/0/030k29000
Deadites BBCShambling Undead1200k171/3/020k2 - 01320k81/0/060k26000
Ziurkes valdoSkaven1230k71/0/020k0 - 21270k194/0/070k26000
LunchboxersHalfling1200k152/0/080k2 - 11190k80/0/040k23000
Tangle Wood SpidersGoblin1220k201/1/150k3 - 01480k165/2/240k31000
Boneyard HoundsNecromantic Horror1280k113/0/030k0 - 11830k204/1/170k34000
[B] Zaplings of Cripple PeakUnderworld Denizens1270k194/0/030k2 - 01280k101/0/160k35000
3 rue des AzesNecromantic Horror1280k110/0/040k2 - 21300k235/1/050k34000
Rushing Machine Never BreaksHuman1250k110/3/060k0 - 11340k172/2/060k33000
VredeChaos Chosen1250k151/1/020k2 - 12100k245/1/320k33000
Avengers of Death Shambling Undead1080k171/0/250k2 - 21450k254/3/040k25000
Lowland Heat PackersHuman1200k130/0/140k2 - 11240k173/1/020k20000
Itza Over LordsSlann1270k50/0/040k0 - 31240k224/1/060k32000
Slannder!Slann1230k112/1/070k0 - 21230k130/0/150k24000
[BB] High SocietyHigh Elf1240k141/1/180k1 - 11400k111/0/050k32000
Grandslam BlocktrottersChaos Renegades1250k100/0/160k1 - 21310k235/1/050k28000
Red Wolves of RohanNecromantic Horror1210k122/0/030k1 - 11230k122/0/060k31000
Hairy HooligansNorse1250k90/2/020k0 - 21470k232/4/070k33000
Rlündurr HordeNorse1210k132/0/030k1 - 21220k202/2/060k26000
Hanorgal Mountain's Miners Dwarf1240k131/0/030k2 - 11180k121/1/030k36000
Luci Rosse AllStarsAmazon1280k142/0/020k1 - 11370k182/3/080k37000
Black CaimansAmazon1210k80/0/020k1 - 21330k141/0/060k33000
Wasteland Mutant ChicksUnderworld Denizens1300k171/2/150k2 - 21420k224/1/070k25000
Les citées d'orAmazon1130k121/0/140k1 - 21150k150/3/030k25000
Nile Valley SlackersKhemri Tomb Kings1100k243/2/050k3 - 01300k90/2/040k27000
Hairy AthleticSkaven1310k193/0/170k2 - 31230k201/0/060k28000
Hairy AthleticSkaven1310k91/1/050k0 - 51280k292/1/070k34000
MeatsChaos Dwarf1330k80/0/060k1 - 21330k194/1/060k27000
Sleepless [B]Chaos Renegades1330k142/1/120k1 - 21360k245/0/120k29000
Tangle Wood SpidersGoblin1320k201/3/060k3 - 01360k134/1/020k19000
Come HitherNurgle1150k71/0/060k0 - 32070k325/3/260k33000
Epic DirgeShambling Undead1130k50/0/050k0 - 11420k122/0/050k24000
undergloberosUnderworld Denizens1200k142/1/040k1 - 11550k122/0/050k25000
Greenleaf GoatsHalfling1200k112/1/120k0 - 21240k173/1/170k32000
undergloberosUnderworld Denizens1210k142/1/070k1 - 01510k112/0/140k30000
We Storz and BickelUnderworld Denizens1210k92/0/040k0 - 11170k163/1/180k33000
Non-furry AnimalsLizardman1210k91/1/010k0 - 21320k211/3/170k29000
Dawn of the EgyptiansKhemri Tomb Kings1120k80/0/080k1 - 01410k101/0/130k27000
TitsNainsNoirrsChaos Dwarf1190k121/0/170k1 - 11100k205/0/250k22000
Tomb of MortalityKhemri Tomb Kings1180k170/1/170k2 - 01140k111/2/040k21000
Halfing da boxHalfling1170k184/1/040k1 - 11120k164/0/030k23000
ParigotsHuman1250k122/0/040k1 - 21120k275/3/070k29000
Clone Dwarf [FTG]Chaos Dwarf1240k70/1/130k0 - 21280k192/1/120k27000
World Leader PretenceHalfling1230k163/2/070k1 - 11140k142/1/050k26000
GreenRatzsUnderworld Denizens1220k80/0/080k1 - 01060k151/2/140k18000
NurghtmareNurgle1000k80/0/060k1 - 11240k224/2/020k30000
Soon Ripe, Soon RottenGoblin1210k114/0/080k0 - 01250k50/0/120k25000
Vertigo FablesElven Union1230k80/1/010k1 - 31290k242/1/170k28000
Les beautés fatalesAmazon1170k121/1/030k1 - 21260k192/1/170k25000
Terminal DiseaseNurgle1270k130/1/070k2 - 01420k111/0/240k18000
Sneaky LizzyLizardman1280k202/1/080k3 - 01200k92/0/050k21000
Orc FTWOrc1300k151/0/170k2 - 11310k111/0/050k25000
[B]ox of TerrorChaos Renegades1310k120/1/160k1 - 11390k184/1/040k24000
War EagleNorse1300k171/2/060k2 - 11340k194/1/050k26000
KassKranOrc1310k50/0/070k0 - 21280k255/1/170k33000
Raised GPLTuxHuman1310k100/1/140k1 - 21460k172/1/060k36000
Liquidators [B]Orc1310k73/0/030k0 - 21410k253/3/160k34000
Dizzy-lizzieLizardman1170k101/0/030k1 - 31500k284/2/150k29000
PackOfHarpoNecromantic Horror1300k70/1/050k0 - 21330k318/1/140k31000
Alvhyttan ResidentsDwarf1360k50/0/020k0 - 21410k152/0/070k28000
norsesmallNorse1360k92/0/010k0 - 21360k215/0/060k30000
Small Chaos RevengeChaos Dwarf1360k80/0/070k1 - 21400k325/3/360k34000
Tangle Wood SpidersGoblin690k206/0/040k4 - 01050k71/0/040k24000
Tangle Wood SpidersGoblin960k275/2/070k4 - 01230k60/1/030k23000
Leap and Let DieSlann1060k121/1/070k1 - 31190k211/1/130k30000
Halfing da boxHalfling1140k80/0/030k1 - 21270k152/2/050k34000
Blackpox FeverNurgle860k141/0/240k1 - 12110k256/1/120k27000
Box ProfessionalsHigh Elf1100k81/0/060k1 - 21300k245/1/080k28000
Colonnie SkavenSkaven1100k184/1/130k1 - 21490k182/0/140k33000
ZudoKhemri Tomb Kings1120k70/0/150k0 - 11430k184/1/050k29000
Dark Sea RaidersDark Elf880k93/0/010k0 - 31920k182/0/080k32000
Goblins and fairy tales!!Goblin1120k141/2/030k1 - 01290k113/1/010k30000
I Batuffoli MaleficiHalfling1050k163/1/160k1 - 11130k164/0/060k30000
I Batuffoli MaleficiHalfling1120k162/1/130k1 - 11250k164/0/040k29000
Degree of Endangerment Necromantic Horror1150k102/0/060k1 - 21340k172/1/040k26000
Foul TippersKhemri Tomb Kings1170k121/2/070k1 - 01140k153/2/060k28000
Foul TippersKhemri Tomb Kings1260k151/0/150k2 - 01400k154/1/030k25000
Under Pressure IIDwarf1280k143/1/030k1 - 21550k284/4/080k37000
Take Me OnChaos Dwarf980k130/1/040k2 - 11860k142/0/230k24000
Easten Lazards Lizardman1220k91/1/040k0 - 11170k184/1/080k25000
MektummysDwarf1190k70/0/150k0 - 41580k313/2/280k33000
Kaboom is our way of lifeGoblin1060k153/2/030k0 - 31100k203/2/050k26000
Star reversedSkaven1080k172/0/230k2 - 31040k244/0/060k35000
les bô gossesShambling Undead1090k112/0/130k0 - 11010k100/1/040k22000
WMD's in The BoxChaos Chosen1100k80/0/030k1 - 22190k242/3/260k33000
Red HuntersChaos Chosen700k50/0/070k0 - 22310k194/0/030k24000
RashChaos Chosen670k50/0/060k0 - 22140k276/0/240k26000
Undo some wrongsDwarf710k71/0/050k0 - 12030k205/2/130k31000
Not So Mighty MagicChaos Chosen680k51/0/020k0 - 32330k375/3/370k27000
Splash Bash and ThrashChaos Chosen660k92/0/010k0 - 12320k151/1/030k22000