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P [L] Chaos Chosen

Location: The North West, somewhere to the left of Naggarond
Motto: "Not the Star Players you need, but the Star Players you deserve"
Stadium: The Incredibly Expensive Dome
Surface: Brushed velvet

Colors: Yellow and Black
Sponsor: Clearly we don't need sponsors, we're incredibly rich star players

Star Player Quality At One-Star Prices

"Min-max murder hobos welcome you to the league!"

- Griff Oberwald
Biggest kill in the BB16 SWL era (as of season LXXXII) - 291 SPP removed in one hit.

Most injuries in a single game, LXXXII.
- Griff Oberwald

Most fouls in Conferences: 31 fouls, SWL LXXXIV
Every one of us has the potential to be a star player.

*** Did you know...
During a terrible season, the accountants of the Facts turned out to be the MVPs of the team, holding onto a whopping treasury of 270,000 gold coins to aid the rebuy at the end of SWL LXXXIV
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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Mighty ZugChosen Blocker5449+AG, Block, Sure Hands, Tackle, Juggernaut 44241005484100k (100+120k) 
2Gruff WobbleboardChosen Blocker5439  0000000100k (100+0k) 
3 Zara The SlayerChosen Blocker5439Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Claw 4300020670100k (100+80k) 
4 Jordan FishboozeChosen Blocker5439Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Claw 4400028581100k (100+100k) 
5Valen SmithBeastman Runner6338Horns 000000060k (60+0k) 
6Lucien SmithBeastman Runner6338Horns 000000060k (60+0k) 
7Jim IronjawBeastman Runner6338Horns 000000060k (60+0k) 
8 Roxanna DarknailBeastman Runner6348Horns, Kick, +AG 21240122660k (60+60k) 
9 Kiroth KrakeneyeBeastman Runner6338Horns, Dodge, Block 12000131760k (60+50k) 
10Moobris Whack-halfBeastman Runner6338Horns 000000060k (60+0k) 
11Lord Bovril The DestroyerBeastman Runner6338Horns 000000060k (60+0k) 
11 players  
Coach: MrCushtie Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 4  
Team Value: 1460k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 350000 Cheerleaders: 1  
Tournament Weight: 1460k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:44 (6/9/29) |TD Diff:-44 (34 - 78) |Cas Diff:49 (74/44/12 - 49/18/14)
Last Opponent: Blood Crag Stripes

 For Against 
Salute οf the JuggerChaos Renegade1100k50/0/060k0 - 11110k102/0/030k16000
Mythic BloodHuman1160k81/0/060k0 - 51360k262/0/090k19000
Salute οf the JuggerChaos Renegade1240k71/0/050k0 - 11140k100/1/040k10000
We'reWho!Necromantic Horror1210k100/0/040k1 - 41470k252/0/130k28000
Federated FowlersHuman1180k100/2/030k1 - 11490k80/0/070k23000
Concussion ProtocolOgre1270k90/0/020k1 - 21190k151/0/160k20000
Redgum's RepugnanceNurgle1200k60/1/070k0 - 31490k224/1/050k17000
Toadal Pondemonium (SWL)Slann1170k171/3/040k1 - 21370k131/0/060k27000
Flack Ork FlockersOrc1220k102/0/030k0 - 21360k171/1/070k26000
High Lords of UndeathTomb Kings1390k132/0/060k1 - 21100k152/0/060k11000
Trees and PeasWood Elf1480k172/1/280k2 - 11210k100/0/050k24000
GriffindoomHuman1520k120/2/150k0 - 11180k80/0/030k26000
Styx αnd WarpstonesUnderworld Denizens1560k122/2/170k0 - 11520k141/0/250k27000
Aspley BoncosNorse1520k140/4/040k0 - 11430k142/1/030k19000
Crazy Beard ExpressChaos Dwarf1480k153/0/060k2 - 11250k102/0/010k18000
Ceasg-Coast CorsairsDark Elf1640k133/2/030k0 - 31340k140/0/040k20000
Malice Renegades!Chaos Renegades1500k162/1/060k1 - 21510k171/2/030k27000
Blood Crag StripesLizardmen1420k153/0/070k1 - 21520k130/1/060k27000
Mutated AntagonistsUnderworld Denizens1540k152/0/160k1 - 11390k91/0/020k20000
An Illustrious CareerNurgle1570k275/4/050k2 - 11610k100/0/160k29000
Speeeeed KillzzzzHigh Elf1560k152/1/020k1 - 21750k141/0/080k29000
Cold RockLizardmen1610k132/2/030k0 - 21730k151/1/080k28000
Ceasg-Coast CorsairsDark Elf1520k104/0/050k0 - 41580k180/0/080k33000
Flack Ork FlockersOrc1520k91/0/040k0 - 21640k151/1/070k28000
BravadoWood Elf1540k142/2/080k1 - 11610k100/0/040k31000
Pugs Not DrugsNecromantic Horror1640k141/2/160k1 - 21680k131/0/070k24000
VermintidеSkaven1670k233/0/150k3 - 11420k80/0/060k28000
Blue Mountain GiantsDwarf1700k70/1/050k0 - 21530k110/0/070k35000
Skye Hoppers!Slann1710k100/2/150k0 - 11620k80/0/070k25000
Blackwater CockfightersNorse1730k80/1/030k0 - 11730k152/0/150k29000
Crazy Beard ExpressChaos Dwarf1630k153/0/060k2 - 11620k101/0/060k25000
Blackwater CockfightersNorse1640k163/0/030k1 - 21640k192/2/080k28000
Concussion ProtocolOgre1590k265/4/020k0 - 31400k221/0/270k21000
Big Boys Don't BlockChaos Chosen1640k183/2/170k1 - 01490k70/1/020k26000
Bony BoyzOgre1670k123/0/050k0 - 21450k131/0/070k26000
Bun DeadShambling Undead1710k111/0/060k1 - 11630k110/1/020k29000
We'reWho!Necromantic Horror1560k131/1/060k1 - 11760k226/1/030k29000
Waaaaghton RedskinsOrc1640k202/0/270k2 - 21070k150/2/040k23000
Harlequin CircusElven Union1610k131/1/010k1 - 21440k120/0/060k30000
Ouch in a PouchSkaven1610k153/2/020k1 - 11310k100/1/030k28000
Blue Mountain GiantsDwarf1620k142/1/050k1 - 11640k152/1/130k27000
Federated FowlersHuman1630k50/0/050k0 - 21240k266/0/350k30000
Amateur ProfessionalsHigh Elf1650k162/0/140k2 - 21520k151/0/030k17000
Blood Crag StripesLizardmen1680k121/0/070k1 - 31690k201/0/250k25000