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Retired [R] Wood Elf

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
I'm dating a couple of anorexics - two birds, one stone II
Wardancer
8 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
Tackle, Side Step, Diving Tackle
   19 1 8 0 2 2 39/ 180k
(120+60)k
  
2
I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister III
Wardancer
8 3 5 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
Tackle, Side Step, +AG, Strip Ball
   24 1 17 0 9 0 70/ 220k
(120+100)k
  
3
My dad said leave them wanting more. He lost his job in disaster relief II
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Loner, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Block, Grab
   25 0 0 0 11 2 32/ 190k
(120+70)k
  
4
I’m learning the hokey cokey. Not all of it. But – I’ve got the ins and outs II
Catcher
8 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge, Sprint
Wrestle, Dauntless
 m 20 0 3 1 0 2 21/ 130k
(0)k
  
5
In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to
Thrower
7 3 4 7
Pass
Accurate, Block
   18 13 1 0 2 2 30/ 130k
(90+40)k
  
6
My granny was recently beaten to death by my grandad. Not as in, with a stick – he just died first
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Wrestle, Guard
   33 2 2 0 2 1 17/ 120k
(70+50)k
  
7
Jokes about white sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar, Demerara
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Wrestle, Dodge
   32 3 1 1 4 1 21/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
9
If anyone knows how to fix some broken hinges, my door's always open II
Lineman
7 3 4 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
11
I’m sure wherever my Dad is: he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending II
Catcher
8 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge, Sprint
Block, Side Step
   16 1 1 1 0 2 16/ 130k
(90+40)k
  
12
I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again
Catcher
9 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge, Sprint
+MA, Block, Side Step
   21 3 7 0 0 2 34/ 160k
(90+70)k
  
13
My dad has suggested that I register for a donor card. He’s a man after my own heart III
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge, Sprint
 -ag, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(0)k
  
17
Martin Silenthammer
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 4 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
18
Alexander Hideousstream
Journeyman Lineman
7 3 4 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
9 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Malmir Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1750k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 180k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1970k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:33 (26/6/1) |TD Diff:57 (82 - 25) |Cas Diff:-25 (27/21/2 - 44/20/11)
Last Opponent: Fast_and_Bulbous

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
chassers of chatonSkaven990k271/2/130k4 - 11000k100/0/150k15k
Les Oreilles LonguesHigh Elf1060k221/1/040k4 - 1960k111/0/060k12k
AceitunasGoblin1230k233/1/070k3 - 21320k110/0/080k19k
tasamaa rankedNecromantic Horror1310k111/0/040k1 - 01300k71/0/120k21k
covid freeloadersChaos Dwarf1280k80/0/050k1 - 11160k173/1/030k20k
Gafafaoru TCBL2Chaos Dwarf1320k80/0/080k1 - 11360k141/2/020k22k
Marvelous MiscreantsDwarf1360k220/0/080k5 - 01220k101/1/050k24k
GreenRATsUnderworld Denizens1430k212/1/070k3 - 01460k112/0/010k26k
Gridfill Honey MonsterShambling Undead1480k200/1/080k3 - 01570k91/2/140k26k
Quetzaltenango KrushersLizardmen1520k191/1/060k3 - 01460k71/0/160k29k
Delicatessen ExtremeVampire1620k161/1/080k2 - 11590k131/0/020k34k
Trans Vision VampsVampire1740k170/0/040k3 - 31900k212/1/370k36k
FezbabesAmazon1420k80/0/070k1 - 11350k144/0/060k35k
Phara's guysTomb Kings1500k200/3/080k3 - 01440k70/1/030k26k
Y'a pas de lézardsLizardmen1580k131/0/060k2 - 11420k154/0/040k34k
Galadang's SilvanyaWood Elf1600k252/1/080k4 - 01870k90/1/020k27k
Disgusting CorpsesNurgle1620k100/1/060k1 - 01770k71/0/050k31k
Caledor_DragonsHigh Elf1780k110/0/060k2 - 11700k142/0/010k34k
CoriolanusDark Elf1930k150/1/030k2 - 12060k120/0/040k35k
Les crapauds de l'espaceSlann1940k262/1/070k4 - 11830k90/0/010k28k
Green´s PowerOrc2000k180/1/030k3 - 02120k90/0/040k27k
Valkyries of Myths PastElven Union2040k332/1/070k5 - 11800k131/0/010k35k
CoriolanusDark Elf2110k181/0/060k3 - 22340k200/3/030k42k
Les Reptiles BleusLizardmen1910k192/0/050k3 - 02420k101/2/020k36k
Bad SmellersChaos Dwarf2040k131/0/060k2 - 01930k144/0/040k33k
Quetzl Jungle FighterLizardmen2220k171/1/070k2 - 12320k143/0/050k38k
Attitude EraChaos Chosen2250k222/2/080k2 - 12010k80/0/030k28k
Angry NewscastersTomb Kings2250k120/0/060k2 - 02070k74/1/030k29k
Les pestiférés du ChaosNurgle2110k231/0/130k4 - 01830k71/0/050k35k
Earth of SummerOrc2300k110/0/070k2 - 12210k151/2/050k27k
Constant's CadaversNecromantic Horror2140k100/0/070k1 - 11950k131/0/130k38k
Ghosts of HangzhouChaos Chosen2270k80/1/040k0 - 22120k163/1/170k31k
Fast_and_BulbousAmazon2010k132/0/050k1 - 11500k160/2/260k36k