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P [C] Chaos Chosen

Tricked us into playing them by entering a tournament
More claws, more regen and a chainsaw resulted in the death of my first claw/mb :(

Technically he only got niggled, but my apothecary knew removing his head would completely remove any persistent pain

Nickname: The Tantalizers
Stadium: Pleasure Dome
Surface: Rubber
Colours: Pink and Black
Sponsor: K-Y

Rivals:

TEAM BIO

One last blast with Chaos, until redrafting makes them unplayable.

TROPHY ROOM
Currently used to store "adult toys".

TOURNAMENTS
FUMBBL C Minor II (1600 TV) - Knocked out round 1.

BADGES


RECORDS
Competitive: Chaos Chosen, All-time (Last updated after 50 games)

#1 Top Star (150 SPPS)
#1 Scorer (33 TDs1)
~#1 Most Valuable Player (7 MVPs)
#1 Rushing (749 Squares)

#2 Top Blocker (35 Cas)
#1 Most Blocks (419 Blocks)

#1 Oldest Player (52 Games)

#1 Most Fouls (69 Fouls)


TOTAL KILLS

Stars
Veterans
Experienced
Rookies


BEST KILLS


*** Did you know...the Chaos Blockers prefer pleasure over pain:

* Collectively the CB's scored more TD's than cas caused in the first 14 games.

* It was 7 games before a CB claimed a casualty.

* During the first 10 games no CB has inflicted more casualties than it has scored TD's. Briefly in game 9 1 CB got a a 2nd cas (actually, the only CB to get any cas ever), he quickly scored a TD a few turns later to restore equilibrium. This came to an abrupt end in game 11, were 3 CB's took out a Thrall each (although 2 of those 3 did score the 3 TD's!).

* Both Max Spleenripper and Akhorne have individually caused the same number of casualties (2) in a single appearance for the Seducers as all CB's collectively caused in their first 10 games.

* The longest serving CB took 17 games and over 90 blocks to claim his first casualty.

Bio template by Balle2000.
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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Joshua Gorduz
Chaos Troll
4 5 5+ 5+ 11+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
Guard, +AV, Claws
   52 0 0 0 15 6 16/28 165k
(115+50)k
  
2
Skyler Axehead
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3+ 5+ 10+
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Claws, Tackle
   49 0 3 0 36 7 47/50 200k
(100+100)k
  
3
Anita Dick
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3+ 5+ 10+
Block
   6 0 1 0 0 1 1/20 120k
(100+20)k
  
4
Ricardo Zhorgrath
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3+ 5+ 10+
Block
   9 0 0 0 1 1 0/20 120k
(100+20)k
  
5
Nathan the Unbreakable
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3+ 5+ 10+ m 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 100k
(0)k
  
6
Zachary the Champion
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
Dirty Player
   13 0 1 0 0 1 4/20 70k
(60+10)k
  
7
Alana Targ
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
Tackle, Block, Mighty Blow, Claws
   45 1 4 0 9 2 0/32 130k
(60+70)k
  
8
Felix Khan
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
   10 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
9
Theodore Scarfaced
Beastman Runner Lineman
8 3 2+ 4+ 9+
Horns
Block, +AG, +MA, +MA, Dodge
 n 50 0 35 0 10 7 43/50 200k
(60+140)k
  
10
Elias Zzharg
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
11
Victor Gorduz
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
12
Paxton Kaaos
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
Tackle, Block
   12 0 4 0 2 0 5/24 90k
(60+30)k
  
13
Layla Voxin
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 4+ 4+ 8+
Horns
Dirty Player
 -ag, -av 36 0 1 0 0 1 4/20 70k
(60+10)k
  
14
Angel Axehead
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game) Favoured of Slaanesh
Coach: Kinks Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Chaos Chosen Dedicated Fans: 5  
Current Team Value: 1635k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 160k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1735k Apothecary: Yes  
Games this Season: 53 / 15 Current Re-draft Budget: 1350k

Games Played:53 (35/7/11) |TD Diff:44 (87 - 43) |Cas Diff:68 (73/56/17 - 31/32/15)
Last Opponent: Undead and Deadly
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0170k
Black Orc11/0/02.0-0.04.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0100k
Chaos Chosen22/0/02.0-1.00.5   0.5   0.5-0.5   1.0   0.515k
Chaos Renegade11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-10k
Dark Elf11/0/02.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.0-80k
Dwarf55/0/02.4-0.41.4   1.4   0.4-0.6   0.6   0.2128k
Khorne104/1/51.3-1.10.9   1.5   0.4-0.7   0.8   0.4-60k
Lizardmen33/0/02.3-0.72.0   0.7   0.7-1.0   0.0   0.723k
Necromantic Horror11/0/03.0-0.04.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-140k
Norse22/0/02.0-0.50.5   0.5   0.5-1.0   0.5   0.0-95k
Nurgle32/1/01.3-0.70.3   1.0   0.3-0.7   1.0   0.7140k
Ogre65/0/11.7-0.72.0   1.2   0.2-0.7   1.0   0.3-33k
Old World Alliance10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0230k
Orc22/0/01.5-0.01.0   0.5   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.00k
Shambling Undead32/1/01.7-1.00.7   0.3   0.3-0.7   0.3   0.3-60k
Skaven31/1/11.3-1.71.3   0.7   0.7-0.7   0.7   0.0170k
Snotling10/0/11.0-2.04.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0330k
Tomb Kings21/0/10.5-0.52.0   2.5   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.555k
Underworld Denizens20/0/21.0-2.02.5   0.0   0.5-0.0   0.5   0.020k
Vampire11/0/03.0-0.00.0   3.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0170k
Wood Elf21/1/02.0-0.51.5   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.5   0.015k
Total5335/7/111.6-0.81.4   1.1   0.3-0.6   0.6   0.327k