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P [L] High Elf


We are elves.
We are high.
We'll smoke your pot.
And steal your pie.

Proud member of the NBFL


Formerly known as the Seattle Weed Gawks (Seasons 13 to 16).


Formerly known as the Minnesota High Kings (Seasons 17 to 20)



Super Bowl winner of season 20
Super Bowl winner of season 23


#1Jamoris SlaughterBlitzer46 SPPMighty Blow, Guard, Tackle
#2Dashani SkinkslayerBlitzer55 SPPDodge, Strip Ball, Tackle, Leap
#3Keith BurythemThrower43 SPPBlock, Sure Hands, +MA
#6Linus DelfLineman31 SPPWrestle, Dodge, Side Step
#5David "Spur Winged Goose" DallasLineman33 SPPGuard, Block, Dodge
#8Geraldo "Mooochacho" OrtaLineman18 SPPGuard, Block
#5Hendrik "Hi-C" ScottThrower27 SPPBlock, +MA
#11J. Rick McKingdomLineman23 SPPGuard, MB
#11Mysta GnomadLineman32 SPPGuard, MB, PO
#9Jaylen "Udub" BronsonLineman33 SPPBlock, Dodge, Guard
#7Rob BainLineman35 SPPDodge, Guard, Mighty Blow
#15Kory RasmussenLineman16 SPPGuard, Block
#14Hehir DicerLineman18 SPPGuard, Mighty Blow
#1Blas de LezoBlitzer44 SPPGuard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
#12Allan BridgfordCatcher44 SPP+MA, Side Step
#7Paul PoundstoneThrower65 SPPBlock, Dodge, SH, MB
#8Dargud MashanstashLineman16 SPPBlock, Skill
#1Bradbury RobinsonBlitzer54 SPPTackle, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Leap
#2Pale DaleBlitzer19 SPPMighty Blow, Guard
#10Philander "Peasy" EasyCatcher33 SPPBlock, Diving Tackle, Side Step
#2James WoodwardBlitzer61 SPPMighty Blow, Guard, Tackle, Stand Firm
#1Micheal "Karak" KarakLineman20 SPPGuard, Side Step
#10Buddy AustinCatcher64 SPPWrestle, Dodge, Strip Ball, Side Step
#11Bryan "Cougar" KehlLineman44 SPPWrestle, Leap. + MA
#6Spawn of Vindaloo [ND]Catcher0 SPPWrestle, Dodge, Tackle, Leap, Side Step
#1Corporal AttackBlitzer0 SPPMighty Blow, Guard
#3Pelen LathCatcher0 SPP+AG, Guard, Leap, Wrestle, Side Step
#12Warren MoonThrower0 SPPSure Hands, Leader, Accurate, Dump-Off, Nerves Of Steel
#10Far SideThrower22 SPPBlock, Dodge, Accurate, NoS
#11Rex BurninghamLineman6 SPPBlock, Kick
#10IronbarCatcher4 SPPBlock, Dodge, Tackle, Mighty Blow
#11Tevrin "Slevin" BrandonCatcher16 SPPBlock, Side Step
#2Jordan WrightBlitzer19 SPPJuggernaut, Mighty Blow, Pro, Dauntless, Guard
#11StovepipeLineman3 SPPWrestle, Side Step
#1Miss HargroveBlitzer14 SPPMighty Blow, Guard, Tackle
#11Virdel EdwardsLineman1 SPPBlock, Guard
That's the future, stupid!
That's the future, stupid!
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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Miss Hargrove
Blitzer
7 3 2+ 4+ 9+
Block
Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle
 n 12 0 1 0 2 1 25/28 200k
(100+100)k
  
2
Jordan Wright
Blitzer
7 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Block
Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Pro, Dauntless, Guard, Frenzy
 -ag 25 1 3 0 8 1 Legend
49
 280k
(100+180)k
  
3
Ravandi Ullist
Catcher
8 3 2+ 5+ 8+
Catch
Dodge, Block
   13 0 3 0 1 1 8/24 130k
(90+40)k
  
4
Venga "Bus" Jefferson
Catcher
9 3 2+ 5+ 8+
Catch
+MA, Guard, Sure Hands, Block, Sprint, Dodge
 n, n, n 83 0 37 0 1 7 Legend
141
 230k
(90+140)k
  
5
Spawn of Vindaloo
Catcher
8 3 2+ 5+ 8+
Catch
Wrestle, Dodge, Tackle, Leap, Side Step, Strip Ball
 n 79 1 6 1 8 9 Legend
73
 210k
(90+120)k
  
6
Xavier Swift
Catcher
8 3 2+ 5+ 8+
Catch
Block
   7 0 5 0 1 0 11/20 110k
(90+20)k
  
7
Far Side
Thrower
6 3 2+ 2+ 9+
Cloud Burster, Pass, Safe Pass
Accurate, Block, Dodge, Nerves of Steel, Dump-off, +MA
 -ma 53 32 12 0 2 4 Legend
161
 220k
(100+120)k
  
8
Black D. Corum
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 9+   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
9
Jimmy Gallop
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 9+ n 11 0 0 0 2 1 8/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
10
Ataxic Jackson
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 9+ n 4 0 0 0 0 1 4/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
11
Various Dilliams
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 9+   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
12
Virdel Edwards
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 9+
Block, Guard
 n 13 0 0 1 1 1 9/24 130k
(70+60)k
  
13
Dressed "2" Winn
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 9+
Kick, Block
 n 16 0 0 0 1 3 14/24 90k
(70+20)k
  
14
Jared Reverse
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 9+ n 3 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
15
Interferrance Ferguson
Lineman
6 3 2+ 4+ 9+   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
15 players Elven Kingdoms League
Coach: Stimme Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: High Elf Dedicated Fans: 4  
Current Team Value: 2270k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 300k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2270k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:88 (40/25/23) |TD Diff:30 (125 - 95) |Cas Diff:-56 (44/63/17 - 62/100/18)
Last Opponent: Trans-Fat Crisco Porky Diners
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen42/1/11.0-0.50.3   0.5   0.5-0.8   1.3   0.0-368k
Chaos Dwarf117/2/21.7-0.70.3   1.0   0.1-0.9   1.8   0.2-331k
Dark Elf151/6/80.9-1.60.5   0.3   0.1-0.7   1.1   0.2-59k
Dwarf42/1/11.5-1.00.8   1.0   0.0-0.5   1.3   0.0113k
Elven Union43/0/11.5-1.00.8   1.0   0.0-0.3   0.3   0.3-83k
High Elf22/0/02.0-0.50.0   0.5   0.0-0.0   0.5   0.0290k
Human159/4/21.8-1.30.8   0.4   0.3-0.8   1.1   0.2-140k
Khorne31/2/01.7-1.30.7   0.3   0.0-0.3   2.3   0.7-413k
Necromantic Horror41/0/31.0-1.50.0   0.5   0.5-1.5   0.5   1.03k
Nurgle62/2/21.2-1.20.2   0.8   0.3-0.8   1.2   0.3-35k
Orc96/1/21.7-0.70.6   0.8   0.0-0.6   0.6   0.1-110k
Skaven32/1/01.3-0.70.7   2.0   0.0-0.3   1.3   0.0230k
Slann20/2/01.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.5-1.0   0.5   0.0-240k
Tomb Kings31/2/01.7-0.70.7   0.7   0.7-1.0   2.7   0.0-113k
Vampire21/0/11.0-1.51.0   2.0   0.5-0.0   0.0   0.0320k
Wood Elf10/1/01.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-300k
Total8840/25/231.4-1.10.5   0.7   0.2-0.7   1.1   0.2-109k