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Snark Men
P [L] Sons of Stromfels



A BloodBowl team formed from the most unlikely origins.

The Snark Men came about after a particularly large amount of drink and boasting in the most common of circumstances - a bunch of pirates drinking in an alehouse.

With progressively bigger boasts and bigger bets about which captain could make the strongest BloodBowl team, a hooded figure in the corner called their bluff:

"Who is brave enough to side with the Sons of Stromfels?"

A snarky comment from one captain who wasn't quite as drunk as he seemed replied "Who would be dumb enough to take that offer? We would all be shark chow before the end of the first game!"

The quiet figure pushed back his hood to reveal himself, with distinctive facial tattoos for a priest of Stromfel.
"Then you are not worthy".
"Come, captain without-weak-knees, make your team and take this fools plunder, ship and crew...I will bring your gods"

The captain, far too drunk to argue at this point and beaming with an expression of victory.
"Arr, I be that dumb" he pronounced, and the Snark Men were born.

Winners of the Sucker Cup! The team proudly hoists their trophy!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Grey Nurse
Sons of Stromfels
4 5 4+ 5+ 10+
Animal Savagery, Claws, Frenzy
Mighty Blow, Block
   11 0 0 0 8 1 0/24 170k
(110+60)k
  
2
Great White
Sons of Stromfels
3 5 4+ 5+ 10+
Animal Savagery, Claws, Frenzy
Mighty Blow, Block, Guard
 n, n, n, n, -ma, n 43 0 0 0 22 0 13/28 190k
(110+80)k
  
3
Seven Gill
Sons of Stromfels
4 5 4+ 5+ 10+
Animal Savagery, Claws, Frenzy
Mighty Blow
 n 13 0 0 0 3 1 4/20 130k
(110+20)k
  
4
Oceanic Whitetip Whaler
Sons of Stromfels
4 5 4+ 5+ 9+
Animal Savagery, Claws, Frenzy
Mighty Blow, Block, Guard, Multiple Block, Thick Skull, Arm Bar
 -av 45 0 1 0 31 2 Legend
74
 220k
(110+110)k
  
5
Shark Proof Cage
Wrecker
7 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Hit and Run, Sure Hands
Block, Dodge, Tackle, +MA
 -pa 35 3 13 0 4 7 18/32 170k
(70+100)k
  
6
Free Diver
Wrecker
7 3 3+ 3+ 8+
Hit and Run, Sure Hands
Block, Dodge, Tackle, +MA, Mighty Blow
 n 48 5 29 0 9 2 33/50 210k
(70+140)k
  
7
Lyna Carson
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Frenzy, Pro
   7 1 1 0 2 0 1/24 60k
(40+20)k
  
8
Everett Lothard
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+ m 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(0)k
  
9
Jules Saggins
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Sneaky Git, Dirty Player, Block
 n 41 0 3 1 6 3 4/28 120k
(40+80)k
  
10
Taylor Gib
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Wrestle, Sure Hands, Dauntless
 n, n 46 0 4 0 3 2 10/28 80k
(40+40)k
  
11
Kameron Topolla
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+ n 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Long John Bones
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Sure Hands, Block
 n 18 0 1 0 0 3 4/24 70k
(40+30)k
  
13
Puffy Jangles
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Wrestle
 n 6 0 1 0 1 2 7/20 60k
(40+20)k
  
14
Oh Del
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+ n 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Riley Pilo
Pirate Cultist
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+   9 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 40k
(40+0)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game) Old World Classic, Worlds Edge Superleague
Coach: BeefyGoodness Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Sons of Stromfels Dedicated Fans: 3  
Current Team Value: 1940k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 145k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1980k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:50 (18/11/21) |TD Diff:5 (64 - 59) |Cas Diff:43 (71/74/16 - 44/60/14)
Last Opponent: Bring out the IMP
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Beastmen10/0/11.0-2.03.0   2.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.030k
Black Dwarf32/0/13.0-0.70.3   1.0   0.0-0.7   0.7   0.010k
Chaos Imp11/0/01.0-0.04.0   4.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0760k
Clan Moulder11/0/01.0-0.03.0   3.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.0140k
Daemons of Khorne21/0/11.0-1.51.0   2.0   0.0-0.5   1.5   0.0360k
Daemons of Malal10/0/10.0-2.02.0   2.0   0.0-3.0   5.0   0.0370k
Daemons of Nurgle10/0/11.0-2.02.0   1.0   1.0-3.0   0.0   0.0280k
Daemons of Slaanesh10/0/11.0-2.00.0   4.0   1.0-0.0   3.0   0.0160k
Daemons of Tzeentch20/1/10.5-1.50.5   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.5   1.0-80k
Eight Peaks21/1/02.0-0.52.0   1.5   0.5-1.0   1.0   0.5610k
Elemental - Earth11/0/02.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0430k
Elemental - Water11/0/01.0-0.00.0   3.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0210k
Engineers20/1/11.0-1.53.0   0.5   0.5-1.5   1.0   1.0155k
Ethereal10/0/11.0-3.02.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   3.0   0.0310k
Fimir10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.0410k
Flesh Golem11/0/01.0-0.02.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   1.00k
Gnoblar10/1/02.0-2.03.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-80k
Half-Elf11/0/02.0-0.02.0   3.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0680k
Half-Orc10/0/10.0-1.02.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.0230k
Hobgoblin Slavers10/0/11.0-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0360k
Hung11/0/02.0-0.01.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.010k
Isha30/1/20.7-1.70.7   2.0   0.0-1.7   1.0   0.0-203k
Kurnous10/1/01.0-1.02.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   3.0   1.0610k
Nippon11/0/03.0-2.01.0   3.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0300k
Northern Nippon21/1/02.0-1.51.0   1.5   0.0-1.5   1.5   0.0575k
Nuln Engineers11/0/02.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0360k
Slaanesh10/1/01.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   3.0   0.0-190k
Slayer10/0/11.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.0850k
Sons of Stromfels10/0/11.0-2.01.0   2.0   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.0120k
Squig20/0/20.5-1.51.0   1.0   0.0-0.5   2.0   1.0675k
Strigoi20/1/10.5-1.50.5   0.5   0.0-0.5   3.0   0.5165k
Tilea42/0/21.8-1.02.3   2.0   0.5-1.0   0.3   0.0305k
Troll11/0/01.0-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-120k
Tzeentch31/1/11.0-1.01.3   1.0   1.0-1.7   1.3   0.7-247k
Total5018/11/211.3-1.21.4   1.5   0.3-0.9   1.2   0.3221k