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We Want To Kill Ewe
Roster [B] Dwarf


"Puttin' Apo's to work!!"


Winners of Black Box Brawl CLXXXII!!



This team is the result of a bad day on the pitch. It's new sole purpose is to hurt min/max amazon teams. There will be a ball out on the field. Sooner or later you will have to kick it to me. Come get it. "Come get sum."

It's sole purpose WAS to hurt CLAWPOMB teams, but that was in 2011. In Dec 2012 it was to hurt min/max zons. Zons suck. "Come get yer filthy, perfume smellin', not full of beer, sissy ball."

Most recently, we've been trying to sneak into 'Arr' Brawls to kick snot out of halflings. It didn't work. We had to win a standard brawl the old fashioned way.. by smashing elves.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Knuckle Sandwich
Blitzer
5 4 3 8
Block, Thick Skull
+ST, Sure Hands, Tackle
 -av 26 0 5 0 3 5 46/51 170k
(80+90)k
  
2
Jonny
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
   10 0 0 0 5 2 20/31 130k
(90+40)k
  
3
Blood Red
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Juggernaut
   25 0 1 0 12 1 32/51 150k
(90+60)k
  
4
Gooser
Blitzer
5 3 4 9
Block, Thick Skull
+AG
   12 3 1 0 1 1 13/16 120k
(80+40)k
  
5
Not Dead Yet
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
6
Grunner
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
7
Cal Dolt
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
8
Horizontal Beard
Runner
7 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
+MA, Block, Kick
   26 1 10 0 1 2 43/51 150k
(80+70)k
  
9
Pain Brain
Blocker
4 3 1 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
 -ag 24 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
10
Smash Gultton
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Diving Tackle, Mighty Blow
   27 0 0 1 5 3 27/31 120k
(70+50)k
  
17
Richard Hottree
Journeyman Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
10 players  
Coach: The_Murker Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1460k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1460k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:27 (10/5/12) |TD Diff:-7 (27 - 34) |Cas Diff:8 (39/15/16 - 37/17/8)
Last Opponent: Olivia's Rodential Dismay
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-480k
Chaos Renegade21/0/11.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.5   2.5   1.570k
Dark Elf11/0/01.0-0.00.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0220k
Dwarf10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-30k
Elven Union11/0/01.0-0.02.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0120k
Goblin11/0/02.0-0.07.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-60k
Halfling10/1/01.0-1.03.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.0-20k
High Elf11/0/02.0-1.00.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-40k
Human31/0/21.0-1.72.3   0.7   0.7-0.7   0.3   0.30k
Norse11/0/01.0-0.01.0   2.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0150k
Orc21/0/11.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.5   0.0   0.5-20k
Shambling Undead10/0/11.0-2.02.0   1.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-70k
Skaven31/0/21.0-2.32.7   1.0   0.7-2.3   0.3   0.0-3k
Tomb Kings30/2/10.7-1.30.3   0.0   0.7-1.3   1.7   0.0-40k
Underworld Denizens20/1/11.0-1.51.0   0.5   1.0-2.5   1.5   0.520k
Wood Elf31/0/21.0-1.70.0   0.3   1.3-1.3   0.3   0.37k
Total2710/5/121.0-1.31.4   0.6   0.6-1.4   0.6   0.3-7k