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NZ invaders claimed by Aussie
P [L] Elven Union


NZ Invaders claimed by Aussie

TEAM HISTORY
This team was originally founded by players, people and objects (who can play cos NZ objects are that amazing) who all originated in New Zealand, invaded Aussie shores and were so amazing that the Aussies claim them as their own.

They have become one of the longest standing SSL teams with a freakish ability to roll +stats, boasting 5 Agility 5 players, 3 Movement 9 players and a strength and agility boosted blitzer at their height.



Team Record
SSL Season 3: Played: 5 Won: 1 Drew: 0 Lost: 4 - 4th/6
SSL Season 4: Played: 5 Won: 2 Drew: 1 Lost: 2 - 3rd/6
SSL Season 5: Played: 5 Won: 3 Drew: 1 Lost: 1 - 2nd/6
SSL Season 6: Played: 5 Won: 2 Drew: 2 Lost: 1 - 3rd/6
SSL Season 7: Played: 5 Won: 3 Drew: 1 Lost: 1 - 2nd/6
SSL Season 8: Played: 5 Won: 3 Drew: 2 Lost: 0 - 2nd/6
SSL Season 9: Played: 5 Won: 2 Drew: 2 Lost: 1 - 3rd/6
SSL Season 10: Played: 5 Won: 3 Drew: 0 Lost: 2 - 3rd/6
SSL Season 11: Played: 5 Won: 2 Drew: 2 Lost: 1 - 3rd/6
SSL Season 14: Played: 3 Won: 2 Drew: 1 Lost: 0 - 2nd/6
SSL Highlights
Biggest win: 5-0 vs
Skye Plague SSL
Best casualty score: 3-1 vs
Chaotic Blitzers
Most team SPP's in a game: 25 vs
Skye Plague SSL

Most Successful Season: Season 5, Equal 1st in Division, but 2nd on count back. Also 2nd in Season 7 and 8.
Honours & Awards
Season 3
Crowded House - "Hogging all the Glory" - Ran in 3 touchdowns with a mere 14 paces advanced, nice finishing.

Season 4
Dragon - "Giving it all Away" - With 80 paces advanced, never scoring is some form of generosity.

Season 5
Sam Neill - "Going all the Way" - With 57 paces advanced and 8 touchdowns scored for it!

Season 7
Sam Neill - "Subtle Threat" - With 2 casualties caused from 3 blocks made, beware.

Keith Urban - "Hogging all the Glory" - Ran in 4 touchdowns with a mere 15 paces advanced, nice finishing.

Valerie Adams - "Giving it all Away" - With 41 paces advanced, never scoring is some form of generosity.

Season 8
Valerie Adams - "Giving it all Away" - With 100 paces advanced, never scoring is some form of generosity.

Keith Urban - "Hogging all the Glory" - Ran in 4 touchdowns with a mere 27 paces advanced, nice finishing.

Season 9
Valerie Adams - "Giving it all Away" - With 84 paces advanced, never scoring is some form of generosity.

Season 10
Valerie Adams - "Giving it all Away" - With 126 paces advanced, never scoring is some form of generosity.

Sam Neill - "Going all the Way" - With 57 paces advanced and 7 touchdowns scored for it!

Season 11
Valerie Adams - "Giving it all Away" - With 83 paces advanced, never scoring is some form of generosity.

Kimbra - "Hogging all the Glory" - Ran in 6 touchdowns with a mere 32 paces advanced, nice finishing.

Brendan Julian - "Ever so Valuable" - Thrice given the Best of the Match award, none too obvious why.

Season 14
Valerie Adams - "Giving it all Away" - With 94 paces advanced, never scoring is some form of generosity.

Hall of Fame
Team Legends
None have lived long enough....

Best Players per Position
Crowded House - 81 SPP's
Valerie Adams - 90 SSP's
Sam Neill - 149 SPP's
Dragon (✝RIP) - 33 SPP's


Most Games Played:
Sam Neill - 47
Most Touchdowns:
Sam Neill - 39
Most Pass Completions:
Valerie Adams - 58
Most Casualties:
Kimbra - 10
Most Interceptions:
None yet
Most Fouls:
Dragon (✝RIP) - 6



Memorable Past Players
Eventually all players must move on, especially elven ones with whom other teams have a unjustified hatred. Thus, much elf blood feeds the lush turf. Below are those with whom fans will remember with fondness.

West Island (✝RIP) - 48 SPP's - A Str 4, Ag 5 wonder, assaulted by Nobbla and his chainsaw.

Dragon (✝RIP) - 33 SPP's - A Blodging Ag5, the initial make shift thrower until Valerie arrived, A fragile AV6, creuly fouled by a dirty Human


New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Brendan Julian
Blitzer
7 3 5 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Guard, Tackle, +AG
   27 3 1 0 3 8 52/76 220k
(110+110)k
  
2
Crowded House
Blitzer
7 3 5 8
Block, Side Step
Tackle, Dodge, +AG, Guard, Leap
 n 52 5 7 0 7 9 85/176 240k
(110+130)k
  
3
Valerie Adams
Thrower
6 3 5 7
Pass
Accurate, +AG, Block, Dodge, Safe Throw
   45 81 0 0 1 6 113/176 190k
(70+120)k
  
4
Sam Neill
Catcher
9 3 6 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge, +MA, +AG, Block, Leap, +AG
   57 13 48 0 5 3 Legend
182
 270k
(100+170)k
  
5
Scott McLaughlin
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge
   1 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 120k
(100+20)k
  
6
Kimbra
Catcher
8 4 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge, +MA, Block, Tackle, +ST
 -ma 52 8 23 0 16 4 129/176 240k
(100+140)k
  
7
Lorde
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge, Block, Side Step
   9 1 7 0 0 2 32/51 160k
(100+60)k
  
8
Danielle Cormack
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Kick
   10 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
9
Jenny Morris
Lineman
6 3 4 7   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
10
Noiseworks
Lineman
6 3 4 7   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
13
Allison Durbin
Lineman
6 3 4 7   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
14
Ricky May
Lineman
6 3 4 7   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
15
Jon Stevens
Lineman
6 3 4 7 m 6 0 0 1 0 0 2/6 60k
(0)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: JPM Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Elven Union Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 2110k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 890k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2170k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:58 (29/14/15) |TD Diff:33 (126 - 93) |Cas Diff:-131 (38/16/12 - 113/63/21)
Last Opponent: Teenage Grandfathers
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen43/1/02.3-1.31.0   0.3   0.0-0.5   0.8   0.3130k
Amazon21/0/11.5-1.50.5   0.5   0.0-2.5   0.5   0.0-445k
Chaos Dwarf21/1/03.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.585k
Chaos Renegade42/1/12.5-1.50.5   0.0   0.0-2.5   1.0   0.535k
Daemons of Khorne11/0/03.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   3.0   1.0910k
Dark Elf22/0/03.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.5   1.5   0.0650k
Dwarf30/1/20.7-1.70.7   0.0   1.0-2.0   1.0   0.3177k
Elven Union10/0/12.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0540k
Goblin31/2/01.7-1.30.7   0.0   0.3-2.7   1.3   0.3540k
High Elf10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   3.0   0.0-180k
Human20/0/20.0-2.50.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   1.5115k
Lizardmen11/0/03.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0510k
Norse20/1/11.0-2.00.5   1.0   0.0-1.5   0.5   1.565k
Nurgle22/0/04.0-0.50.0   0.5   0.5-2.5   1.5   0.0200k
Ogre22/0/03.0-1.01.5   0.0   0.0-3.0   1.5   0.5360k
Orc33/0/02.7-0.00.7   0.0   0.0-1.7   1.0   0.0413k
Shambling Undead53/1/12.0-1.60.4   0.2   0.2-2.0   1.2   0.2338k
Skaven42/1/12.5-2.00.0   1.0   0.8-2.3   0.8   0.0205k
Slann11/0/05.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.0260k
Tomb Kings22/0/02.5-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.5   1.5   0.5415k
Underworld Denizens52/2/12.4-2.01.2   0.8   0.2-1.6   0.8   0.4166k
Vampire20/1/11.5-2.00.5   0.0   0.5-3.0   3.0   0.0-145k
Wood Elf40/2/21.8-2.81.5   0.5   0.3-1.5   0.3   0.5143k
Total5829/14/152.2-1.60.7   0.3   0.2-1.9   1.1   0.4217k