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-Hargendorf Unicorns-
Roster [L] Hargendorf Unicorns
On Season 6
Hargendorf management has the following to say on Season 6:

"The lack of a TV Cap in the DLE is, and always has been, very frustrating, as is the ineffective collection of rules with the stated intent of making the lowest teams 'competitive', without actually being capable of doing such. Examples would be the watering down of the quality of Restructure Players, and the pathetic nature of the Free Agent players available. In truth, we would rather see no compensation, than these half measures, which do little towards making small teams able to compete with the majority of the league. Without compensation, perhaps the ridiculous lack of a TV Cap in a draft league would become more obvious to all more quickly.

Hargendorf feels compelled to enter Season 6 with the very highest priority being set on 'Star-Player protection' at the expense of the usual effort towards winning matches. Winning has served only to lower Hargendorf's draft position, as there aren't any actual real fans to appease in an imaginary league, are there?

To us, DLE appears to be originally designed to, and continues to evolve towards rewarding extensive 'Meta-Gaming.' The observed initial meta-gaming involved getting the lion's share of trade activity, and securing amazing deals in those trades, to create very large TV teams. Tactically, the meta involves getting excessive amounts of Mighty Blow and the broken skill 'Piling On' onto the LoS to attempt to set a team's scoring drive on 'easy-mode', and with a general Strength and Guard advantage, destroy a handicapped opposition as much as possible, as quickly as possible.

Hargendorf likens it to playing large Chaos rosters back when CLAWPOMB was legal, and ubiquitous.. unexciting, and unimaginative.

Hargendorf has attempted to coach themselves out of their disadvantaged position for 4 seasons, and has not been successful. Hargendorf does not care to 'Meta-Trade', and has instead attempted (twice) to see if the restructure system was viable. Sadly, they feel it is not. So Hargendorf will swallow their pride, and go against their instincts, and perform, as a last resort, the ultimate 'meta' available to a small team in a draft league ruled in the shadows by the cult of Meta-Gaming.. Hargendorf will attempt a tank.

The city of Hargendorf will donate it's time and its team to the other 16 opponents in Season 6, looking forward to what they hope will be a better Season 7. In a league which is fundamentally 'broken' until a TV Cap is imposed, Hargendorf will explore this dramatic option, if for no other reason that to push to boundaries of 'meta-gaming' in DLE, hopefully leading to conversations about what we really want in this league."

Hargendorf Unicorns from Nordland

The most devastating block in DLE history.
Season 5, Game 10, Turn 6, 2 Players Killed, 250 TV Lost

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Mike 'Moose' McGregger1Blitzer7338Block 10000000k (0+0k) 
2 Tommy 'Tiny' Gunn1Thrower6338Block, Sure Hands, Pass 11410111420k (20+0k) 
3 'Rumble' Ronnie Colemon2Blitzer7338Block, Tackle, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Piling On 250001903880k (80+0k) 
4 Ed 'Laces' Lancaster4Blitzer7438Block, Sure Hands 10400021470k (70+0k) 
5 Jess 'Just Hangin' Hagler2Thrower6338Sure Hands, Dodge, Passm830001830k (0k) 
6 Matt Kalil1Ogre5529Block, Pro, Tackle, Sure Feet, Guard, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate 6700029688140k (140+0k) 
7 'Killa' Karl Frankowitz4Lineman6338Block, Guard, Mighty Blow 26010601580k (80+0k) 
8 'Long Shanks' Lester Lime1Lineman6338Block, Kick 500010240k (40+0k) 
9 Micah Hyde3Catcher8247Block, Catch, Diving Tackle, Dodge, Leap, Side Step 44528012101120k (120+0k) 
10 Keenan Allen1Catcher7237Block, Kick-Off Return, Catch, Diving Catch, Dodge, Side Step-ma2402010880k (80+0k) 
11 'Neon' Leon McFadden2Catcher8247Block, Pass Block, Catch, Dodge 26450054480k (80+0k) 
12Olaf 'Old-Timer' Jessopson3Blitzer7338Block 10000000k (0+0k) 
13'Zippy' McDougel4Catcher8237Catch, Dodge 10000000k (0+0k) 
14 Germain 'Stay Away' Woodson2Lineman6338Dirty Player 800000020k (20+0k) 
15Dork Muttson3Lineman6338  00000000k (0+0k) 
16'Dirty' Kwan Weems5Lineman6338Dirty Player 501000320k (20+0k) 
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach:The_Murker Re-Rolls (100k):3  
Race:Hargendorf Unicorns Fan Factor:4  
Team Value:990k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:11630000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1020k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:68 (25/15/28) |TD Diff:-12 (89 - 101) |Cas Diff:-9 (117/42/19 - 103/59/25)
Last Opponent: -Emsk Red Cardinals-
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Altdorf Thunderbolts11/0/02.0-1.03.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.0-180k
Averheim River Bandits32/0/11.7-1.32.0   0.3   0.0-3.3   0.7   1.0-193k
Barboza Bruisers10/1/02.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0120k
Bilbali Rangers11/0/02.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   1.0-170k
Brionne Buccaneers10/0/11.0-3.01.0   0.0   2.0-4.0   1.0   1.0-490k
Broekwater Patriots20/1/11.0-1.52.5   1.5   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.5-365k
Carroburg Crimson Cascade20/0/21.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   2.0   0.5-20k
Emsk Red Cardinals93/2/41.6-1.71.6   0.4   0.2-1.1   1.2   0.4-157k
Erengrad Vikings21/0/11.5-1.52.5   0.5   0.0-0.5   0.5   0.5-325k
Flashfurt Universe92/0/70.8-1.71.8   1.0   0.2-1.7   1.1   0.4-292k
Great Ogham Griffins33/0/02.0-1.02.3   0.3   1.0-0.7   0.7   0.3-100k
Grenzburg Greenskins11/0/02.0-1.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.050k
Irrana Avalanche10/0/11.0-2.02.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-490k
Kemperbad Knights10/1/01.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.0-530k
Kislev White Wolves10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   1.0-340k
Los Cabos Marauders10/1/01.0-1.03.0   0.0   1.0-4.0   1.0   0.0-150k
Marienburg Foxes82/3/31.3-1.61.4   0.5   0.5-1.8   1.0   0.3-154k
Middenheim Classics21/0/11.0-1.52.0   0.5   0.0-3.0   0.5   1.0-390k
Monte Castello Wreckers11/0/01.0-0.01.0   0.0   1.0-3.0   0.0   0.080k
Muckenhof Manticores10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.0-240k
Norden Legion10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-140k
Nuln Gunners11/0/02.0-1.03.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-80k
Praag Grizzlies20/1/11.0-1.52.0   1.5   0.0-0.0   0.5   0.5-340k
Remas Eagles22/0/02.0-1.01.5   1.5   0.5-0.0   1.0   0.5-55k
Rotenbach Razorbacks10/1/02.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.040k
San Luis 49ers10/1/02.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0360k
Skar Bay Sharks11/0/02.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.0200k
Talabheim Sluggers11/0/02.0-0.06.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   1.0   0.090k
Templehof Thunder31/0/21.0-1.30.7   1.0   0.3-1.3   0.7   0.0-230k
Wolfenburg Wolfskins20/1/11.5-2.02.5   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.5-275k
Wolfsbach Scimitars21/1/01.0-0.51.5   0.5   0.0-1.5   1.0   0.0-85k
Total6825/15/281.3-1.51.7   0.6   0.3-1.5   0.9   0.4-183k