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Origin Patsirs were funded by the great Robert Class II. Out of boredom, he wanted to have a pet team in the Blood Bowl Arena. Because is father 'Bob' Class died at the hands of a drunk Ogre, he picked a coach that would to agree to assemble a team without. Reporters heard rumors of racist posters inside the locker room: Anti-Ogre, Anti-Underworlders & Anti-gobelin. -1st year -- game #1 to #12- A gentle and promising start in the Open League. The fifth game of the Patsirs came to be a nightmare, with two household players dying on 2nd kickoff. It would leave a mark and team needed resconstruction: avoiding claws + MG combo for a while. Still, on game #10, they got their asses kicked by a roady amazon team. Ego is shaking. By the end of the twelveth game, a whole roster of linemen has died or retired from the team : RIP Hightower, promising and dedicated player. RIP Mayonn, your brother now served along your former camarades. But died and returned as a zombie. Von Noy / Evans / Fratello / Seymour you won't be forgotten. On the bright side, the winning record is positive. See you next year, expect some changes and improvements during the offseason ! -2nd year -- game #13 to #24- Trimmed some fat on the roster. No losses, and casualty fest done by the "invisible" linemen on game #15. 3 of them got a spp boost afterwards. Unfortunately, Lawyer died on game #16, on a vile orcish foul late in the 2nd half. A difficult loss to cope with. Harrison is now the new team captain and he will mentor this kid. The undefeated streak is over at game #19 !! And more drama/identity crisis for the Patsirs team! Two disappointing performances against Necros. The first was a given victory, but bodged on a silly turnover by wannabe tackler Brady, costing a TD. In the second, the Pats could not replicate the werewolf kill, on Santiago, who claimed Mayo's life and 'recruited' him as a zombie. Removed 3 more! No, Humans could not touch that wolf on that day. With no hope in sight, an apothecary overwhelmed, and everyone boxed in a scary golem cage, the coach resorted to a shameful concession late in the 2nd. Coach issued a statement to apology to the league, the opposing coach, the organisation and the fans. 6 games without a win ! Dire need of inspiration going forward. -Star Positions- Harrison - Strong safety Lagarette - Outside Linebacker/Fullback Brandy - Quarterback Allen - Werewolf killer |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Wrestle, Fend |
18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 18/31 | 90k
(50+40)k |
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| 2 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Wrestle, Dirty Player |
18 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 21/31 | 90k
(50+40)k |
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| 3 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Kick, Guard |
23 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 17/31 | 100k
(50+50)k |
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| 4 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 5 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 6 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Block |
22 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 22/31 | 100k
(50+50)k |
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| 7 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 12/16 | 70k
(50+20)k |
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| 11 |
Catcher
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8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge |
5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/6 | 60k
(60+0)k |
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| 12 |
Thrower
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands Accurate, Dump-Off |
23 | 12 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 18/31 | 110k
(70+40)k |
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| 13 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block Guard, Dauntless |
23 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 19/31 | 130k
(90+40)k |
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| 14 |
Blitzer
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8 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block Mighty Blow, +AG, +MA |
23 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 41/51 | 180k
(90+90)k |
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| 15 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block +AG |
7 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 18/16 | 130k
(90+40)k |
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| 16 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block Guard, Tackle, Grab |
20 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 31/51 | 150k
(90+60)k |
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| Games Played: | 23 (9/9/5) | | | TD Diff: | 9 (32 - 23) | | | Cas Diff: | 3 (27/13/7 - 29/7/8) |
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| Opponent | # | Record | TD | Cas | TV | ||||
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| W/D/L | Avg | Avg | Avg diff | ||||||
| Skaven | 2 | 1/0/1 | 2.0 | - | 1.5 | 1.0 2.0 0.5 | - | 1.0 0.5 0.5 | -30k |
| Amazon | 2 | 1/1/0 | 1.5 | - | 0.5 | 0.0 1.0 1.0 | - | 1.5 1.0 0.0 | 70k |
| Chaos Renegade | 1 | 0/0/1 | 1.0 | - | 2.0 | 3.0 0.0 1.0 | - | 1.0 1.0 0.0 | -80k |
| Dark Elf | 1 | 0/1/0 | 1.0 | - | 1.0 | 3.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 1.0 0.0 1.0 | -30k |
| High Elf | 2 | 2/0/0 | 2.0 | - | 1.0 | 1.5 0.0 0.5 | - | 0.0 0.5 0.0 | 5k |
| Human | 2 | 1/1/0 | 1.5 | - | 1.0 | 2.5 0.5 0.0 | - | 1.5 0.0 0.0 | -20k |
| Necromantic Horror | 3 | 0/2/1 | 1.3 | - | 1.7 | 1.0 0.3 0.7 | - | 1.3 0.0 0.3 | -17k |
| Norse | 1 | 0/0/1 | 0.0 | - | 1.0 | 1.0 2.0 0.0 | - | 1.0 0.0 0.0 | -30k |
| Nurgle | 1 | 0/1/0 | 1.0 | - | 1.0 | 1.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 4.0 0.0 0.0 | 130k |
| Orc | 3 | 2/1/0 | 1.7 | - | 0.7 | 0.0 0.3 0.0 | - | 0.0 0.0 1.0 | 30k |
| Shambling Undead | 2 | 1/1/0 | 1.5 | - | 0.5 | 1.5 1.0 0.0 | - | 3.0 0.0 0.0 | 50k |
| Slann | 1 | 1/0/0 | 2.0 | - | 0.0 | 3.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 1.0 0.0 0.0 | 160k |
| Tomb Kings | 1 | 0/1/0 | 0.0 | - | 0.0 | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 0.0 1.0 0.0 | 90k |
| Underworld Denizens | 1 | 0/0/1 | 1.0 | - | 2.0 | 0.0 0.0 0.0 | - | 3.0 1.0 2.0 | -20k |
| Total | 23 | 9/9/5 | 1.4 | - | 1.0 | 1.2 0.6 0.3 | - | 1.3 0.3 0.3 | 18k |