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Roster [R] Human
Patsirs were funded by the great Robert Class II.
Out of boredom, he wanted to have a pet team in the Blood Bowl Arena. Because is father 'Bob' Class died at the hands of a drunk Ogre, he picked a coach that would to agree to assemble a team without. Reporters heard rumors of racist posters inside the locker room: Anti-Ogre, Anti-Underworlders & Anti-gobelin.

-1st year -- game #1 to #12-
A gentle and promising start in the Open League.
The fifth game of the Patsirs came to be a nightmare, with two household players dying on 2nd kickoff. It would leave a mark and team needed resconstruction: avoiding claws + MG combo for a while. Still, on game #10, they got their asses kicked by a roady amazon team. Ego is shaking.

By the end of the twelveth game, a whole roster of linemen has died or retired from the team :
RIP Hightower, promising and dedicated player. RIP Mayonn, your brother now served along your former camarades. But died and returned as a zombie. Von Noy / Evans / Fratello / Seymour you won't be forgotten.
On the bright side, the winning record is positive. See you next year, expect some changes and improvements during the offseason !

-2nd year -- game #13 to #24-
Trimmed some fat on the roster. No losses, and casualty fest done by the "invisible" linemen on game #15. 3 of them got a spp boost afterwards. Unfortunately, Lawyer died on game #16, on a vile orcish foul late in the 2nd half. A difficult loss to cope with. Harrison is now the new team captain and he will mentor this kid.

The undefeated streak is over at game #19 !!
And more drama/identity crisis for the Patsirs team! Two disappointing performances against Necros. The first was a given victory, but bodged on a silly turnover by wannabe tackler Brady, costing a TD. In the second, the Pats could not replicate the werewolf kill, on Santiago, who claimed Mayo's life and 'recruited' him as a zombie. Removed 3 more! No, Humans could not touch that wolf on that day. With no hope in sight, an apothecary overwhelmed, and everyone boxed in a scary golem cage, the coach resorted to a shameful concession late in the 2nd. Coach issued a statement to apology to the league, the opposing coach, the organisation and the fans.
6 games without a win ! Dire need of inspiration going forward.

-Star Positions-
Harrison - Strong safety
Lagarette - Outside Linebacker/Fullback
Brandy - Quarterback
Allen - Werewolf killer

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Progression: Standard
1 FlemingLineman6338Wrestle 16000311150k (50+20k) 
2 D. AllenLineman6338Wrestle, Dirty Player 16020121850k (50+40k) 
3 Thierry VinLineman6338Kick, Guard 21010221750k (50+50k) 
5 J ThuneyLineman6338  1200001550k (50+0k) 
6 GrahamLineman6338Dodge, Block 20040022250k (50+50k) 
7 A. ButlerLineman6338Block 8100311250k (50+20k) 
11Matthew S.Catcher8237Catch, Dodge 301000360k (60+0k) 
12 BrandyThrower6338Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate, Dump-Off 211220001870k (70+40k) 
13 CoreffBlitzer7338Block, Guard, Dauntless 21020311790k (90+40k) 
14 HarrisonBlitzer8348Block, Mighty Blow, +AG, +MA 21040913590k (90+90k) 
15 MeriweatherBlitzer7348Block, +AG 5100211090k (90+40k) 
16 LagaretteBlitzer7338Block, Guard, Tackle 18050222990k (90+40k) 
12 players  
Coach:charourou Re-Rolls (100k):3  
Race:Human Fan Factor:6  
Team Value:1490k (±550) Assistant Coaches:1  
Treasury:90000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1490k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:21 (7/9/5) |TD Diff:5 (28 - 23) |Cas Diff:1 (24/13/7 - 28/7/8)
Last Opponent: Unhallowed Haunts