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Lake Lokka Rowing Club
P [L] Amazon

About Lake Lokka Rowing
Near the center of Amazonia lies beautiful Lake Lokka. On the cliffs above the lake is the holy Shrine Of Rigg which commemorates the mythic union between Rigg, the Amazon Goddess of war, and Amex, the Sea Elf God of wealth and happiness

On the northern shore of the lake, nestled beneath the cliffs supporting the Shrine, sits Lake Lokka Rowing Club. There, the tallest and most dedicated of high-society Amazons learn to row. They wake up early and eat lactic acid for breakfast.

LLRC’s mission is hard to understand. Rowing is miserable. It's expensive. No cargo is carried. No aims, other than moving boats fast, are achieved. The lake could be put to better use than this. The people could be put to better use than this. Nonetheless, whole lives are devoted to Lake Lokka Rowing, and have been for generations. The most prestigious Amazon universities care about moving boats as fast as possible. Thus, rowing proliferates. And so long as it does, LLRC’s boats will be faster than yours; you slow-catching, no leg-drive cowards.

"We love to hate it and hate to love it; but love it we do. Lake Lokka will be faster than you."

LLRC is using the off season to cross-train. Blood Bowl has been chosen as a good way to increase pain tolerance. Armor, like pogies, is for cowards.

Awards
NWBL Season 7





Winners of the NWBL Champions League ("Silver")




CAS Champions - Most casualties inflicted by a team (22)

Golden Destroyer Award - Most casualties inflicted by an individual (11) - 6 Seat Hakka The Hammer (RIP)







11/09/2023: First ever LLRC Match. Team Boatman and Spellcaster Mitch blasts a super-wolf with a fireball to win the match down 420kTV



06/05/2024: 6 seat, team captain, Olympian: Hakka The Hammer (RIP) single-handedly obliterates five lizards








Regular Season

Season 8 - Gold League: 3/2/2 - 3rd place in NWBL. LLRC will remember Season 8 as a pyrrhic victory, but a victory nonetheless. Given that Blood Bowl is not the club's sport of choice, the team were elated to win the NWBL's bronze medal. It was, however, was a punishing season. First, the club lost it's top coxwain: James "Light Blue" Trotman. LLRC talent scouts kidnapped James from his posh glamping party and his involuntary club membership was key to the team's success. James was our prisoner and our leader; he will be missed. Second, 5 seat Isabela "The Engine" received severe head trauma and has become, frankly, a little soft. Finally, LRRC's super star, team captain, 2k record holder, Golden Destroyer Award winner, and Olympian Hakka The Hammer was killed by a viking. Justice, by means of brutal revenge, has been made one of LLRC's top Season 9 priorities and has been added to the club's overall mission statement.

Season 7 Silver - Argentum League: 6/0/1 - 1st Place in the division and #1 in points overall. #1 in NWBL for total casualties and casualty differential, Tied for #1 in NWBL in touchdown differential. #2 in total team SPP. Team captain Hakka the Hammer wins the Golden Destroyer award for most casualties in all of NWBL. LLRC is Promoted to Gold

Season 6 - Bronze Stannum League, LLRC's first season: 4/3/0 - 2nd Place, Promoted to Silver

Cup Tournaments
FA Cup Season 8: Lost in Round 1 to the eventual tournament champions.

EFL Cup Season 8: Lost in Round 2 to the eventual tournament champions.

FA Cup Season 7: Lost in Round 1.

EFL Cup Season 7: Lost in Round 2. Turn 15 ended with 13/14 in the cas or KO box. Worst defeat in club history.

FA Cup Season 6: Lost in Round 1

Burbon Cup Season 6: Lost in Round 2

FA Cup Season 5: Lost in Round 2
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bow: Tonz "Pair Extraordinaire"
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
2
2: Ixchel "The Technician"
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
   11 0 0 0 0 1 4/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
3
4: Insanely Tall Aleah
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
Block, Pro
   7 0 0 0 1 2 0/24 80k
(50+30)k
  
4
4: Walk-on Wilma
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
Dauntless, Block, Frenzy, Fend
   33 0 0 0 5 6 13/32 90k
(50+40)k
  
5
5: Isabela "The Engine"
Jaguar Warrior Blocker
6 4 3+ 5+ 8+
Defensive, Dodge
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
 -av 29 0 5 0 16 2 13/32 190k
(110+80)k
  
6
6: Buffy "The Sabre"
Jaguar Warrior Blocker
6 4 3+ 5+ 9+
Defensive, Dodge
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 110k
(110+0)k
  
7
7: Sugey "Steady State"
Piranha Warrior Blitzer
7 3 3+ 5+ 8+
Dodge, Hit and Run, Jump Up
Wrestle, Tackle, Strip Ball, Pro
   41 0 5 0 7 4 3/32 170k
(90+80)k
  
8
Stroke: Xoc "The Clock"
Piranha Warrior Blitzer
9 3 3+ 5+ 8+
Dodge, Hit and Run, Jump Up
Block, +MA, +MA, Sure Hands, Side Step
   42 0 38 0 3 2 42/50 190k
(90+100)k
  
9
Cox: Joe "Dark Blue" Gellet
Python Warrior Thrower
6 3 3+ 3+ 8+
Dodge, On the Ball, Pass, Safe Pass
Block
   11 0 0 0 1 2 4/20 100k
(80+20)k
  
10
Spare: Academically Reinstated
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
Dirty Player
   18 0 0 0 0 1 1/20 60k
(50+10)k
  
11
Spare: Feisty Feona
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
Block
   11 0 1 0 1 1 3/20 70k
(50+20)k
  
12
Spare: Beefy Betty
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
6 3 3+ 5+ 8+
Dodge
 -pa 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
13
Boatman: Ten-Mil Mitch
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
 n, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(0)k
  
14
Sapre: Shouty Shelly
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge
 n 6 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game) Lustrian Superleague
Coach: BaronBucky Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Amazon Dedicated Fans: 4  
Current Team Value: 1490k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 270k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1540k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:42 (23/7/12) |TD Diff:18 (60 - 42) |Cas Diff:17 (35/39/8 - 27/31/7)
Last Opponent: Nasty Boiz