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Ura Tool Founding Fathers
Roster [R] Dwarf





We hold these tool truths to be self-evident:
That not all races are created equal;
But that all dwarves are endowed by their creator
with certain inalienable rights;
That amongst these are a life of drinking, liberty to score,
and the pursuit of casualties.






Current Players
Past Players
0-56-1516-3031-5051-7576-175176+


Future Hires:
Deathroller - G. 'the Touchstone' Wythe






Active
TopName#
GamesG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
64
Completions (22)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
7
Touchdowns (111)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
44
Interceptions (1)G. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
1
Casualties (190)A. 'the Blotter' Hamilton
37
Most Valuable Player (66)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
9
Star Player Points (1067)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
192
Passing (51)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
17
Rushing (2039)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
994
Blocks (3449)J. 'the Crane' Hancock
306
Fouls (48)J. 'the Crane' Hancock
J. 'the Sickle' Madison
7
Scoring ThrowerT. 'the Square' Jefferson
7
Blocking ThrowerG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
T. 'the Square' Jefferson
4
Blocking ScorerG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
7
TripleG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
T. 'the Square' Jefferson
4
All-rounderG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
1

All-Time
TopName#
GamesG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
64
Completions (22)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
7
Touchdowns (111)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
44
Interceptions (1)G. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
1
Casualties (190)A. 'the Blotter' Hamilton
37
Most Valuable Player (66)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
9
Star Player Points (1067)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
192
Passing (51)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
17
Rushing (2039)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
994
Blocks (3449)P. 'the Stamp' Randolph
385
Fouls (48)J. 'the Crane' Hancock
J. 'the Sickle' Madison
7
Scoring ThrowerT. 'the Square' Jefferson
7
Blocking ThrowerG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
T. 'the Square' Jefferson
4
Blocking ScorerG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
B. 'the Stove' Franklin
7
TripleG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
T. 'the Square' Jefferson
4
All-rounderG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
1




under contstruction (lost part of team bio during a recent update)

Rookie Rumble CCLIV - lost in 2nd round
FUMBBL R Minor TW2000 III-3 - had to forfeit in round 3 due to RL issues
XFL IX Dwarves - lost in 3rd round
Warpstone Open X Qualifier X - lost in 1st round (cpomb and eventual runner-up)
FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI CLXXXIII - lost in 2nd round (eventual winner)
FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI CLXXXV - Winner (would face same team in very next tournament)
UI XI Qualifier: Jade Lantern - lost in Qualifier Final
FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CLII - lost in round 1
GLT XI: High TV Qualifiers 2 - round 2 derp dicing
FUMBBL Minors 1900TW II-1 - round 1 derp @$$-reaming
FUMBBL Minors 1900TW IV-4 - round 2 brexit




under contstruction (lost part of team bio during a recent update)

1st 50 games - 38/3/9, TD Diff: 53 (85-32), Cas Diff: 60 (69/54/15-48/23/7), TV 1530 (4 J-men, 3 MNG), RR 3, FF 9, Treasury 410k
Game 50 derpfest
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Dodge, Guard, Mighty Blow, Grab, Stand Firm
  79 4 9 1 31 8 135/176 190k
(80+110)k
 
2
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
3
Runner
7 4 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
+MA, Block, Fend, +ST, Tackle, Leader
  77 10 52 0 7 10 Legend
230
240k
(80+160)k
 
4
Runner
7 4 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Wrestle, Strip Ball, +MA, Dodge, +ST
  43 3 20 0 2 3 82/176 230k
(80+150)k
 
5
Troll Slayer
5 3 3 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Jump Up, +AG
  17 0 4 0 9 1 35/51 180k
(90+90)k
 
6
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
7
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
  18 0 0 0 7 2 24/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
8
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Dodge
  17 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 100k
(70+30)k
 
9
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Dodge
  8 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 100k
(70+30)k
 
10
Blocker
3 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Jump Up
-ma 7 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 100k
(70+30)k
 
11
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  8 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
12
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
14
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  27 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
13 players  
Coach: Cavetroll Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1930k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 140k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1930k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:80 (60/7/13) |TD Diff:84 (135 - 51) |Cas Diff:122 (121/92/31 - 70/38/14)
Last Opponent: Korodale Eagles