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Ura Tool Founding Fathers
P [R] Dwarf




We hold these tool truths to be self-evident:
That not all races are created equal;
But that all dwarves are endowed by their creator
with certain inalienable rights;
That amongst these are a life of drinking, liberty to score,
and the pursuit of casualties.






Current Players
Past Players
0-56-1516-3031-5051-7576-175176+


Future Hires:
Deathroller - G. 'the Touchstone' Wythe






Active
TopName#
GamesG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
64
Completions (22)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
7
Touchdowns (111)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
44
Interceptions (1)G. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
1
Casualties (190)A. 'the Blotter' Hamilton
37
Most Valuable Player (66)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
9
Star Player Points (1067)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
192
Passing (51)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
17
Rushing (2039)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
994
Blocks (3449)J. 'the Crane' Hancock
306
Fouls (48)J. 'the Crane' Hancock
J. 'the Sickle' Madison
7
Scoring ThrowerT. 'the Square' Jefferson
7
Blocking ThrowerG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
T. 'the Square' Jefferson
4
Blocking ScorerG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
7
TripleG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
T. 'the Square' Jefferson
4
All-rounderG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
1

All-Time
TopName#
GamesG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
64
Completions (22)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
7
Touchdowns (111)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
44
Interceptions (1)G. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
1
Casualties (190)A. 'the Blotter' Hamilton
37
Most Valuable Player (66)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
9
Star Player Points (1067)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
192
Passing (51)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
17
Rushing (2039)T. 'the Square' Jefferson
994
Blocks (3449)P. 'the Stamp' Randolph
385
Fouls (48)J. 'the Crane' Hancock
J. 'the Sickle' Madison
7
Scoring ThrowerT. 'the Square' Jefferson
7
Blocking ThrowerG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
T. 'the Square' Jefferson
4
Blocking ScorerG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
B. 'the Stove' Franklin
7
TripleG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
T. 'the Square' Jefferson
4
All-rounderG. 'the Ploughshare' Washington
1




under contstruction (lost part of team bio during a recent update)

Rookie Rumble CCLIV - lost in 2nd round
FUMBBL R Minor TW2000 III-3 - had to forfeit in round 3 due to RL issues
XFL IX Dwarves - lost in 3rd round
Warpstone Open X Qualifier X - lost in 1st round (cpomb and eventual runner-up)
FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI CLXXXIII - lost in 2nd round (eventual winner)
FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI CLXXXV - Winner (would face same team in very next tournament)
UI XI Qualifier: Jade Lantern - lost in Qualifier Final
FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CLII - lost in round 1
GLT XI: High TV Qualifiers 2 - round 2 derp dicing
FUMBBL Minors 1900TW II-1 - round 1 derp @$$-reaming
FUMBBL Minors 1900TW IV-4 - round 2 brexit




under contstruction (lost part of team bio during a recent update)

1st 50 games - 38/3/9, TD Diff: 53 (85-32), Cas Diff: 60 (69/54/15-48/23/7), TV 1530 (4 J-men, 3 MNG), RR 3, FF 9, Treasury 410k
Game 50 derpfest

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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1 G. 'the Ploughshare' Washin...Blitzer5339Block, Thick Skull, Dodge, Guard, Mighty Blow, Grab, Stand Firm 7849130813380k (80+110k) 
2 B. 'the Kite' FranklinBlitzer5338Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Dodgen, -av22030354080k (80+70k) 
3 T. 'the Square' JeffersonRunner7438Sure Hands, Thick Skull, +MA, Block, Fend, +ST, Tackle, Leader 76952071022980k (80+160k) 
4 J. 'the Sickle' MadisonRunner7438Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Wrestle, Strip Ball, +MA, Dodge, +ST 423200238280k (80+150k) 
5 J. 'the Auger' AdamsTroll Slayer5338Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Jump Up, +AG 16040813390k (90+90k) 
6A. 'the Blotter II' HamiltonTroll Slayer5328Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull 200000090k (90+0k) 
7 R.H. 'the Stirrup' LeeBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow 17000722470k (70+40k) 
8 G. 'the Vice' ReadBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Dodge 1600030670k (70+30k) 
9 C. 'the Dibber' Carroll of ...Blocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Dodge 700011770k (70+30k) 
10 J. E. 'the Punch' HowardBlocker3329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Jump Up-ma6000021070k (70+30k) 
11 J. 'the Millstone' EllicottBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard 700021970k (70+20k) 
12A. 'the Sluice' EllicottBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull 200000070k (70+0k) 
14 C. 'the Stocks' RodneyBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard 26000221470k (70+20k) 
13 players  
Coach:Cavetroll Re-Rolls (100k):3  
Race:Dwarf Fan Factor:12  
Team Value:2060k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:210000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:2060k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:79 (60/7/12) |TD Diff:86 (135 - 49) |Cas Diff:120 (119/91/31 - 69/38/14)
Last Opponent: Boavista Boa Constrictors