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Tinker-Toy Titans
P [L] Khemri Tomb Kings
Tinker-Toy Titans








Etymology
To the Dwarf Engineers of the Old World the term ‘Man-Made’ is an insult of the highest order. The idea of ‘made for man’ is only slightly more palatable often referred to dismissively as ‘Tinker-Toys’ for the roaming Dwarf Tinkerers who make them in the cities of Men. The short lived humans are so transitory in nature, leaping about and never building to last and coveting the Dwarf work only for the metal and stones and not the craft.


The Grey Mountains
The Grey Mountains are mineral poor compared to the Worlds Edge Mountains and being so far removed from the main Dwarf Empire and denied access to the Dwarven Underground Highways they are by nature more cosmopolitan then most Dwarfs. Culturally more open to ideas imported from the surrounding cultures with which they are required to trade. The Dwarfs make much from their trade with the key Human cities in The Empire, Bretonnia, and even so far as the Free Port of Marienburg. Trading on their skill with clockwork mechanical constructs and fine jewellery with the gems and gold mined in their strongholds, to counter their relative paucity of mineral wealth.

So far removed from the vast underground stadiums and Dwarven Leagues of the East they even resort to playing Blood Bowl as the Humans and Elves do, though best not to mention the suggestion of Halflings… Playing above ground and against the taller more agile races on turf.


Little Bottom Darlin’s
One such Dwarfish hold loosely translated as ‘Long-Bottom, Deep Crevasse’. Situated along the miles long bottom of a Crevasse in the Grey Mountains opened in the time of the Great Cataclysm and founded during the migration of Dwarven refugees from the East.

Many mechanical wonders are used in the day to day movement of Dwarves up and down the cliff faces of the crevasse. The falls harnessed and turned to steam to power the pulleys and gears of these engines.

And of course their Blood Bowl team the Little Bottom Darlin’s. Named for the all female team and for the team Home Ground pitch built on a false bottom to the crevasse carved into the cliff walls to form a Blood Bowl pitch in the early days of the Clan.


A Career for an Engineer
Dwarf youngsters in the Engineering Guilds are taught the basics from an early age. Apprenticeships with the most venerable Engineers comes only with practice and experience as the Dwarf grows. As in many facets of Dwarven life the Guilds are a family affair and do most things together.

Watched over in the early stages by Skumni Goldbeard. Aged but not as venerable as his peers, forever with the grime of the engines he adores smeared through his beard, the source of his derogatory nickname “Greasebeard” by the others. Such lack of grace makes him something of a pariah with the other Engineers but he disdains their scorn and focuses on his young charges with the pride of a crafts master in a job well done.

The youngsters learn their love of the intricacies and lore of the machine at his knee. And also a fondness for the game of Blood Bowl which he played in his youth back East.

Denied the chance to play for many years to come due to their relative stature and age they developed their tradecraft into mechanical clockwork automatons. Tall and faster than Dwarves to represent the ‘lanky’ races and act as tackling practice for the Dwarf teams of home.

Buoyed by early success in the practice arenas the younguns ventured to enter the local league under the Coaching guidance of Skumni, who relished a return to the Dugouts of his youth.


Critical Reception
Dwarf Guild Meister Throng Steamsmith was scandalised and referred dismissively to the inventions as “Tinker-Toys” scoffing at the idea.

Dwarf League Commissioner Broadbeard tried to block the move declaring “For all their height these will never be Giants of the Pitch. For all their overlong legs they will never stride the Blood Bowl turf. These are no Gods of the Game.”

Clan-hold Dwarf Slayer chief – Lymbar The Brawler exclaimed “These… things can never play the game! They have not the spirit of the warrior. This team has no Heart!”

Team Captain Cherry Littlebottom of the LBDs said, “They is cute Darl, but all that grease and Steam is sure to ruin their uniforms!”


A Firm Resolve
Not to be so easily dissuaded Skumni Greasebeard advised the youngsters to take heart in the face of other’s disregard and as he himself wears the badge of their scorn in his name.

“We shall clothe them in Iron and Brass to defend them. Steam will power their pumping mechanical hearts. If they will not be ‘Gods’ then we shall make them as Titans to stride out and battle them. These shall be your Tinker-Toy Titans!

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Ol' Belter DECEASED

T-Rex DECEASED

Pneumatic Fours ACTIVE

Lightning Rod DECEASED

Slide Rule ACTIVE

Parrabolic Pazaz ACTIVE

Pusuant Punta ACTIVE

Oiler ACTIVE

Sproing ACTIVE

Gasket ACTIVE

Sprocket RETIRED


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DIBBL SEASON 2
MINOR PREMIERS

DIBBL SEASON 3
RUNNERS UP to Pitch Slap


DIBBL SEASON 2
TDs (9) Parrabolic Pazaz

Rushing Yards (192) Parrabolic Pazaz


Turns (1469) Tinker-Toy Titans
Blocks (477) Tinker-Toy Titans
Kills (5) Tinker-Toy Titans & Pitch Slap

DIBBL SEASON 3
Rushing Yards (127) Parrabolic Pazaz


Turns (811) Tinker-Toy Titans
Blocks/Cas (12.17) Tinker-Toy Titans
Kills (5) Tinker-Toy Titans & Pitch Slap


Biggest Crowd:
23k/44k Pitch Slap (Season 4 GF)

Biggest Match Purse:
80k Otago Spirit

Most Popular:
Fan Factor 11

Best Victory:
4-0 Ungentlemanly Agreement

Worst Defeat:
0-2 Mech Tech



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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1Scrap MetalTomb Guardian4519Regeneration, Decay, Guard 5000219100k (100+20k) 
2AnvilTomb Guardian4519Regeneration, Decay, Guard 21000408100k (100+20k) 
3Pneumatic FoursTomb Guardian4519Regeneration, Decay, Guard 241002215100k (100+20k) 
4HammerornatorTomb Guardian4519Regeneration, Decay, Guard 120103114100k (100+20k) 
5Karbon RodAnointed Blitzer6328Block, Regeneration 200000090k (90+0k) 
6Slide RuleAnointed Blitzer6328Block, Regeneration, Diving Tackle, Tackle 24020622890k (90+50k) 
7 Parrabolic PazazAnointed Thrower8327Pass, Regeneration, Sure Hands, +MA, Block, +MA, Tackle, Kick-Off Return 242180527670k (70+120k) 
8Puisuant PuntaAnointed Thrower6327Pass, Regeneration, Sure Hands, Block, Tackle, Hail Mary Pass 24070503170k (70+60k) 
9OilerSkeleton Lineman4427Regeneration, Thick Skull, +ST-ma23000221440k (40+50k) 
10SproingSkeleton Lineman4326Regeneration, Thick Skull, Block, Fend-av, -ma22010411640k (40+40k) 
11GasketSkeleton Lineman5327Regeneration, Thick Skull, Block 24020211540k (40+20k) 
12SprocketsSkeleton Lineman5327Regeneration, Thick Skull 600000040k (40+0k) 
13LunchboxSkeleton Lineman5327Regeneration, Thick Skull 400000040k (40+0k) 
14Ember Banked-FireSkeleton Lineman5327Regeneration, Thick Skull, Kick 2200011740k (40+20k) 
15Signal-BoxerSkeleton Lineman5327Regeneration, Thick Skull 800000040k (40+0k) 
15 players  
Coach:D_Arquebus Re-Rolls (140k):4  
Race:Khemri Tomb Kings Fan Factor:11  
Team Value:1870k Assistant Coaches:2  
Treasury:300000 Cheerleaders:2  
Tournament Weight:1870k Apothecary:No  

Games Played:24 (16/4/4) |TD Diff:18 (34 - 16) |Cas Diff:-7 (35/10/7 - 27/23/9)
Last Opponent: Pitch Slap