46 coaches online • Server time: 11:03
* * * Did you know? The most valuable player is Thursdaynight Guitarclub with 90 MVPs.
Log in
Recent Forum Topics goto Post Ogre Teamgoto Post Custom ruleset and P...goto Post 5+5 on an AG4 beastm...
Retired [B] Dwarf

Team Founding:

Fight song:
Black Sabbath - Don't Start (Too Late)

Team Motto:
Hate and Despise (of self)

From the fortress of Kazak Dum (and dumber) come a squad of squat, irritating, -2db'ing, 1d powing, slow, disgusting dorfs. Inspired by their hatred of all things fun, mutated or simply not dorf, they take to the fields in order to ruin everyone else's day as well as their own. Ever plodding onwards.

"Did you know?" - Devin Fletterfoot, the dorf star runner, was once named team MVP three games consecutively!

The long road behind...

Team has been through several up and down periods as players came, got maimed, and left, and others died on the field. Famous teams played so far include the almighty Burn Notice, at a time of rebuilding for the rats, allowing for victory in spite of many errors throughout the game.

Against the human hordes of the Cathay Cobras the underdog dorfs fought to a plucky draw, despite some underhand tactics from their opponents. Such tactics had already been seen, but with less effect, as Abhorrent upset the legendary Sons of Brutus during the team's first meeting.

Abhorred, despised and marked for ruin:
Brock the Jock, UW Troll, maimed and scarred several dorfs on the rampage. Never forgotten.

Back to the mines:
Budmoug Bellshead, Blitzer. Battered by a troll.
Doramrig Grudgestone, Blocker. Jumped on by a rat.
Kravurim Bottlemail, Runner. Hobbled by a Human.
Katgrut Cragsword Hit by a rock. Struck by the hands of nuffle!
Not singing any more:
Richard Hideousbone WElf Lineman. Never trust an elf.
Boomer Eziasson, Dwarf Bombardier. A sad ending to a true hero's tale, Boomer found out what it is to stand against Abhorrent. And died.

Adapted from NSL template by Balle2000.

Show matches | Show stats | Show Development | Show past players | Yearbook | Team Options | Refresh
Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Strobeas SteelthaneBlitzer5339Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard, Stand Firm, Fend, Dodge 580102199080k (80+110k) 
2Urna SmitestoneBlitzer5339Block, Thick Skull 000000080k (80+0k) 
3Devin FletterfootRunner7338Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Leader, Block, +MA, Dodge, Kick-Off Return 3693000713480k (80+120k) 
4Eriskil RatkickerBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Dodge 11000021070k (70+30k) 
5Harald OrcmanglerBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull 600010270k (70+0k) 
6Katgrut IronhewerBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard 2200021970k (70+20k) 
7Gastard ClawpincerBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull 600001570k (70+0k) 
8Koreas FiresmasherBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm 390001334170k (70+60k) 
9Derivald StonesmiterBlocker4319Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow-ag31000321670k (70+40k) 
10Eskril GarnscrushBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull 100000070k (70+0k) 
11Urtil SmashmouthBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull 000000070k (70+0k) 
13Torvald RunecrusherTroll Slayer5328Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard 24000522090k (90+40k) 
12 players  
Coach: ArrestedDevelopment Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 7  
Team Value: 1530k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1530k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:58 (18/18/22) |TD Diff:1 (56 - 55) |Cas Diff:73 (84/43/25 - 45/26/8)
Last Opponent: Ruette Asylum