34 coaches online • Server time: 09:09
* * * Did you know? The best blocker is Taku the Second with 547 casualties.
Log in
Recent Forum Topics goto Post Fumbbl Badges - LRB6...goto Post SRgoto Post SWL Season LXXIV
-Hargendorf Unicorns-
P [L] Hargendorf Unicorns
On Season 6
Hargendorf management has the following to say on Season 6:

"The lack of a TV Cap in the DLE is, and always has been, very frustrating, as is the ineffective collection of rules with the stated intent of making the lowest teams 'competitive', without actually being capable of doing such. Examples would be the watering down of the quality of Restructure Players, and the pathetic nature of the Free Agent players available. In truth, we would rather see no compensation, than these half measures, which do little towards making small teams able to compete with the majority of the league. Without compensation, perhaps the ridiculous lack of a TV Cap in a draft league would become more obvious to all more quickly.

Hargendorf feels compelled to enter Season 6 with the very highest priority being set on 'Star-Player protection' at the expense of the usual effort towards winning matches. Winning has served only to lower Hargendorf's draft position, as there aren't any actual real fans to appease in an imaginary league, are there?

To us, DLE appears to be originally designed to, and continues to evolve towards rewarding extensive 'Meta-Gaming.' The observed initial meta-gaming involved getting the lion's share of trade activity, and securing amazing deals in those trades, to create very large TV teams. Tactically, the meta involves getting excessive amounts of Mighty Blow and the broken skill 'Piling On' onto the LoS to attempt to set a team's scoring drive on 'easy-mode', and with a general Strength and Guard advantage, destroy a handicapped opposition as much as possible, as quickly as possible.

Hargendorf likens it to playing large Chaos rosters back when CLAWPOMB was legal, and ubiquitous.. unexciting, and unimaginative.

Hargendorf has attempted to coach themselves out of their disadvantaged position for 4 seasons, and has not been successful. Hargendorf does not care to 'Meta-Trade', and has instead attempted (twice) to see if the restructure system was viable. Sadly, they feel it is not. So Hargendorf will swallow their pride, and go against their instincts, and perform, as a last resort, the ultimate 'meta' available to a small team in a draft league ruled in the shadows by the cult of Meta-Gaming.. Hargendorf will attempt a tank.

The city of Hargendorf will donate it's time and its team to the other 16 opponents in Season 6, looking forward to what they hope will be a better Season 7. In a league which is fundamentally 'broken' until a TV Cap is imposed, Hargendorf will explore this dramatic option, if for no other reason that to push to boundaries of 'meta-gaming' in DLE, hopefully leading to conversations about what we really want in this league."








Hargendorf Unicorns from Nordland

The most devastating block in DLE history.
Season 5, Game 10, Turn 6, 2 Players Killed, 250 TV Lost

Old World Map


Team pages brought to you by Horspis Breweries





Custom icons brought to you by:






















If you've got a spikey horn, use it!

The unofficial "Official Sponsor of the DLE"..


Show matches | Show stats | Show Development | Show past players | Yearbook | Team Options | Refresh
Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Mike 'Moose' McGregger1Blitzer7338Block 50000150k (0+0k) 
2 Tommy 'Tiny' Gunn1Thrower6338Pass, Sure Hands, Block, Leader 15410121940k (40+0k) 
3 'Rumble' Ronnie Colemon2Blitzer7338Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Piling On, Juggernaut 290002104280k (80+0k) 
4 Ed 'Laces' Lancaster4Blitzer7438Block, Sure Hands 14800021870k (70+0k) 
5 Jess 'Just Hangin' Hagler2Thrower6338Pass, Sure Hands, Dodge, Block 11600021650k (50+0k) 
6 Matt Kalil1Ogre5529Block, Tackle, Sure Feet, Throw Team-Mate, Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Pro, Guard 7100030690140k (140+0k) 
7 'Killa' Karl Frankowitz4Lineman6338Block, Guard, Mighty Blow 30010601580k (80+0k) 
8 'Long Shanks' Lester Lime1Lineman6338Block, Kick 900010240k (40+0k) 
9 Micah Hyde3Catcher8247Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Leap 48528012101120k (120+0k) 
10 Keenan Allen1Catcher7237Catch, Dodge, Block, Diving Catch, Kick-Off Return, Side Step-ma2802010880k (80+0k) 
11 'Neon' Leon McFadden2Catcher8247Catch, Dodge, Pass Block, Block 30550054580k (80+0k) 
12Olaf 'Old-Timer' Jessopson3Blitzer7338Block 50100180k (0+0k) 
13'Zippy' McDougel4Catcher8237Catch, Dodge 50000000k (0+0k) 
14 Germain 'Stay Away' Woodson2Lineman6338Dirty Player 1200000020k (20+0k) 
15Punchy McGraw3Lineman6338 m30000000k (0k) 
16'Dirty' Kwan Weems5Lineman6338Dirty Player 801000320k (20+0k) 
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach:The_Murker Re-Rolls (100k):3  
Race:Hargendorf Unicorns Fan Factor:3  
Team Value:1050k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:11780000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1050k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:72 (25/15/32) |TD Diff:-21 (90 - 111) |Cas Diff:-18 (120/42/20 - 113/62/25)
Last Opponent: -San Luis 49ers-