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Spitepeak Sabotage
P [L] Snotling (CIBBL)

Location: Spitepeak
Nickname: Sabotage
Stadium: Clifftop Stadium
Surface: Grass

Colors: Red (like a perfectly cooked Cray)
Sponsor: The Honourable High Council of North Cape



Oo We Iz


I iz Woz Wozztusk an I iz da ed coach ov dis lot

Wen I can get em to wear anyfin at all we wear Red like da blood of dem hummiez, elfz nd of courz dem orrible dwarves

Wen dem lil buggaz aren't breakin it, we play in da Crudbowl. Our lil stadium in Spitepeak. It iz a bit muddy coz our big lad Snotwart iz our groundsman as well az a playa but ee spends most of da time wiv iz finga up iz bum.

I found dis bunch breakin stuff n bein daft in dis cave n i fort, i bet dey wud be funni on a pitch, playin dat game wiv da ball.

I get um all nutty on dem shroomz they like and send em out. It iz a rite laf!

We iz playin in da CabalVision Inter-regional Blood Bowl League, woteva dat means.

We iz gonna break some stuff dat iz why i called um SABOTAGE.

TROPHY ROOM

Season LXXIII:
Most casualties in the Regionals: Forest Bark (11)

Most SPP for a big guy (not MVP): Forest Bark (22)

DIBBL Season 21:

Wobbly Boot 'Champions'

DIBBL Season 22:

In a strange award ceremony, the Lamburly Shield was awarded to the Crays through a bizarre succession plan. The Crays were holders of the shield at the start of Season 22.

Shield Defence:
Game One: Morg inspired 1-1 draw with the huge Woodies.
Game Two: Scraped a 1-0 victory against some wily Snots.
Game Three: 0-2 loss against the Freezy Trees

Hardy Sole 'Champions'

TEAM RECORDS

Trial of Blood: 1/1/0
SWL Huge Axeman Regional LXXIV: 2/3/2
SWL LXXV: Retired from SWL proper.
Entered Thunderdome 15: 1/0/2

The Great Collapse: Funding for the Crays team disappeared when a severe case of food poisoning was linked to a crayfish from the region. The team was disbanded. Three people died and several more were hospitalised. Exports of sea food from the area nose dived. This was later discovered to be foul play from members of the Singed Poor Scoundrels, and people began to purchase from the region again allowing a new team to bought.

The team had not had a match for a long time. Forrest and John had faded back into a forest, becoming just normal trees again. The Halflings went back to fishing, dreams of playing drifting away. All seemed lost, until an old associate gave Coach Wozzaa a call. He had an opportunity to get the gang together and hit the field once more. This time in the Deserted Isles, against teams much bigger.

DIBBL Season 21: 1/1/1

DIBBL Season 21 Wobbly Boot Playoffs: 2/0/0

After a brutal game against some severely under armoured elves, the Crays won their first 'trophy'. The DIBBL Wobbly Boot.

DIBBL Season 22: 1/1/5

DIBBL Season 22 Playoffs: 1/0/0 Hardy Sole 'Champions'.

Waikikamukau VII: 2/0/2 9th Place
STAR PLAYERS

Forest Bark

Forest is one of the founding members of the Crays. He made a great impression in his first season causing 11 casualties in 7 games. Earned:

Most casualties: 11

Most SPP for a big guy (not MVP): 22

*** Did you know...

The Crayfish of North Cape can grow up to 1 meter in length, this is slightly longer than the average height of the Halfling Hopefuls on the North Cape Crays (91.4cm).

*** Did you know...

Timothy Credge once ate 24kgs of Seafood at the popular Clifftop Stadium eatery 'The Cray Shack'. This feat is made even more remarkable by the fact that Credge only weighs 19.4kgs.

*** Did you know...

In Season 74, The North Cape Crays were directly involved in 63 casualties. They caused 23 casualties, and received 40 (the most by any team in the history of SWL). Forest Bark managed to cause 11 casualties.

*** Did you know...

During a game versus Yaphet Koto, the Crays managed to remove every opposition player from the pitch. All of the Yaphet Koto team were injured except one player, including 7 to badly hurt to play, 1 serious injury and 3 deaths. A further death was prevented by the elves very busy medical staff.

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Skid MarkStilty Runnas 6135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Sprint, Stunty 000000020k (20+0k) 
2Bugga BooStilty Runnas 6135Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Sprint, Stunty 801000320k (20+0k) 
3Smeggy DirtweedFun-hoppas 6135Leap, Very Long Legs, Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step 801000320k (20+0k) 
4Why FrontsFun-hoppas 6135Leap, Very Long Legs, Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step 000000020k (20+0k) 
5Spotum NosepokeSnotling5135Titchy, Stunty, Swarming, Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step-st701000320k (20+0k) 
6ShlippySnotling5135Titchy, Stunty, Swarming, Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step 501000320k (20+0k) 
7Muggy SpitwadSnotling5135Titchy, Stunty, Swarming, Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step 500010220k (20+0k) 
8Taz TinkleSnotling5135Titchy, Stunty, Swarming, Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step 700000020k (20+0k) 
9Poot BumfluffSnotling5135Titchy, Stunty, Swarming, Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Diving Tackle 601001820k (20+20k) 
10Nik 'Longfingas'Snotling5135Titchy, Stunty, Swarming, Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step 800000020k (20+0k) 
11Shum BumSnotling5135Titchy, Stunty, Swarming, Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step 501010520k (20+0k) 
13Junk In TrunkPump Wagon4519Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Stand Firm, Secret Weapon, Break Tackle 2000219110k (110+20k) 
14TrashcarPump Wagon4519Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Stand Firm, Secret Weapon, Break Tackle, Guard 80006117110k (110+40k) 
15Crusha LogpotTroll4519Always Hungry, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard 8000117110k (110+20k) 
16SnotwartTroll4519Always Hungry, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Strong Arm 80004218110k (110+40k) 
15 players  
Coach: Wozzaa Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Snotling (CIBBL) Fan Factor: 7  
Team Value: 960k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 240000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 960k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:8 (5/2/1) |TD Diff:5 (9 - 4) |Cas Diff:-22 (7/4/8 - 23/11/7)
Last Opponent: Venomous Ophidians