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P [C] Human

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~Humans in Comp Division, attempt #1!~

Play us. Become history.

Game 1: WIN vs. brinu_bs' lizards. His bad dice help us steal the ball. Our lucky dodges let us win.
Game 2: WIN vs. Steve's undead. This coach has the most bad-ass coach name on FUMBBL. His dice today.. just ass.
Game 3: WIN vs. Jwhit's rats. Greed plus a trip-skull prevents my counter-score on Turn 8. Rats flee the pitch in the 2nd, giving us 2 scores.
Game 4: WIN vs. Grimfoe's CD. We stall for 8 turns after our squirrel surfs a bull. A mis-click ruins his 2nd half.
Game 5: WIN vs. akaGargamel's pact. His chainsaw was no good. Bad chaos renegade dice almost the whole time.
Game 6: LOSS vs. neilwat's humans. He fouled our ogre to death Turn 1, and was a removal machine ever after. Squirrel failed a dauntless surf.
Game 7: WIN vs. ChinaPau's khorne. We got early cas, which helped us flee the effective monster. They fought hard vs harsh dice.
Game 8: WIN vs. Cayse's khorne. At halftime, we are up men but down a TD. We try for 2 in the 2nd and luck it.
Game 9: WIN vs. ChinaPau's khorne. Two bad perms on blitzers is the price we pay for the 2-1 grind in a painful rematch.
Game 10: WIN vs. Jwhit's rats. He counted 6 sets of snakes that he rolled during our rematch. Our wiz left unused.
Game 11: DRAW vs. Grimfoe's high elves. Out-bashed by elves in both halves. Embarrassing!
Game 12: LOSS vs. MaxVa's oldworld. 10 beers after a Christmas party. I outplayed, I think, but bad 1-sided dice against me.
Game 13: WIN vs. ChinaPau's khorne. We counter-score well in the 1st. Wiz saves our ass in the 2nd against these killers. 3+ dodge to win.
Game 14: WIN vs. Half_Baked's humans. Tons of KO's and cas for all, with our AG3 1TTD the decider after a great battle.
Game 15: LOSS vs. wintergreen13's darkies for our final game. Elf wall held fast in the 1st. Our 55% surf fails in the 2nd. GG.
Not spamming Mighty Blow because we would like coaches to accept some games
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Jace Collarbone
Blitzer
7 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Block
   9 0 2 0 0 0 6/18 85k
(85+0)k
  
2
Nick Knickers
Blitzer
7 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Block
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 85k
(85+0)k
  
3
Maxahundred
Blitzer
7 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Block
Tackle, Mighty Blow, Break Tackle
   17 0 1 0 13 1 7/28 145k
(85+60)k
  
4
Maxadozen
Blitzer
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Block
Mighty Blow, Juggernaut
 -ma 17 0 3 0 7 0 13/24 115k
(85+30)k
  
5
Rob Blazer
Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+   11 0 0 0 0 1 4/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
6
Herb Ripp
Catcher
9 2 3+ 6+ 8+
Catch, Dodge
Block, +MA
 -pa 16 0 6 0 1 3 6/24 105k
(65+40)k
  
7
Damien Frost
Thrower
7 3 3+ 2+ 9+
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Dodge, +MA
   18 7 15 0 1 2 12/28 160k
(80+80)k
  
8
'Large' Marge
Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Hogg Rott
Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Wrestle
 n 15 0 0 0 1 1 0/20 70k
(50+20)k
  
10
Ryder Bretwalda
Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+ m 1 0 0 0 0 1 4/18 50k
(0)k
  
11
Big Trish
Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Block, Frenzy
   17 0 0 0 3 2 0/24 90k
(50+40)k
  
14
Tom Wind
Catcher
8 2 4+ 5+ 8+
Catch, Dodge
Sprint
 n, -ag, m 14 0 2 0 0 1 7/20 75k
(0)k
  
10 players (+2 players missing next game) Old World Classic
Coach: The_Murker Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Dedicated Fans: 5  
Current Team Value: 1105k (±340) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 200k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1230k Apothecary: No  
Games this Season: 18 / 15 Current Re-draft Budget: 1350k

Games Played:18 (14/1/3) |TD Diff:17 (32 - 15) |Cas Diff:3 (16/17/2 - 10/18/4)
Last Opponent: Zee killer gnobs