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XXXL Tailz All-Stars
P [L] Tailz All-Stars I

Robert Feart

The original gangsta, all round oldest and hardest git in the XXXL. Nuff said

Marxkarl

A real monster. Even by XXXL troll standards this guy is really, really bad news. Literally everything you could want from a Troll.

Snot Kaypabul

Nicknamed "splatta" ever since his days working as a bouncer in Happy's night club. When he threw you out you didn't bounce.

Chatty Spamad

Team Captain and all round XXXL superstar, Chatty was one of the first names on the team sheet due to his inspirational leadership and sheer class.

Falling down and jumping up

Falling is universally hated and feared by opposing fans and is the leagues #1 foul target. This is partly because he's an arrogant swine but mostly it's because he's by far the best pogo in the entire league ever.

Sukoi-Boy Jr

His position has been hit hard by the recent rule change but this guy still makes it look easy. Whether its sniping a ball carrier or grabbing a last second touchdown he's in a class of his own.

Hugs you tight

You can't talk fanatics without talking about Huggy. Not the quickest on his feet but always the deadliest.

Tantrum Git

A real expert in the dark art of hurting people when they're lying on the floor. Tantrum tops the Tailz board in fouling casualties.

Da Lumberjack

Loonies tend to live fast and die young in the XXXL but this lad's been here from the very start. A fan favourite, his survival skills and experience make him an invaluable member of the team.

Dzoslyn Dzolenik

Has been invaluable to his team this season and gets his spot even though there were other perhaps stronger contenders due to his unceasing devotion to the science of hitting people with a chainsaw. Usually when they're lying down.

Eclat Cadavereux

If there's a better sacker in the whole league, I haven't seen him.

Shraaaagina, Patrick Rakash and Mustaffa Goodfeed

Every team needs a few stout chaps who do the dirty work and are good at pretty much everything and these are ours. All three have been standout performers in their respective teams and have earned their spots here.

Kamrad Fook'Oh

When the ball gets knocked loose or dropped, you need someone to go get it for you. Kamrad is by far and away the best in the league at doing this. Truly world class player.

Jokke

Jokke has been around a long time. He has a dreadful reputation and is probably the most vicious and downright dirty Goblin in the whole league which frankly is really saying something.
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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Robert Feart
Robert Feart
4 5 5+ 5+ 10+
Always Hungry, Block, Break Tackle, Guard, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Stand Firm, Tackle
   1 0 0 0 0 0 Peaked
0
 235k
(235+0)k
  
2
Marxkarl
Marxkarl
4 5 5+ 5+ 9+
+ST, Always Hungry, Block, Break Tackle, Loner, Mighty Blow, Multiple Block, Pro, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Tackle, Throw Team-mate
   1 0 0 0 1 0 Peaked
2
 291k
(291+0)k
  
3
Snot Kaypabul
Snot Kaypabul
4 5 5+ 5+ 9+
+MA, Always Hungry, Block, Break Tackle, Guard, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tackle, Throw Team-mate
   1 0 0 0 1 0 Peaked
2
 245k
(245+0)k
  
4
Chatty Spamad (C)
Chatty Spamad
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
+AG, Block, Catch, Dodge, Jump Up, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 Peaked
0
 170k
(170+0)k
  
5
Falling down and jumping up
Falling down and jumping up
7 2 3+ 5+ 8+
+AG, +ST, Block, Dodge, Leader, Pogo Stick, Side Step, Stunty, Sure Feet
   1 0 1 0 0 0 Peaked
3
 265k
(265+0)k
  
6
Sukoï-Boy Jr
Sukoï-Boy Jr
6 2 3+ 6+ 8+
+MA, Block, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop
   1 0 0 0 0 0 Peaked
0
 131k
(131+0)k
  
7
Hugs you tight
Hugs you tight
3 7 3+ - 11+
Ball & Chain, Block, Grab, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Tackle
 m 1 0 0 0 1 0 Peaked
2
 170k
(0)k
  
8
Tantrum Git
Tantrum Git
6 2 3+ 6+ 8+
Dirty Player, Disturbing Presence, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Sneaky Git, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 Peaked
0
 105k
(105+0)k
  
9
Dzoslyn Dzólenik
Dzoslyn Dzólenik
6 2 3+ - 8+
Chainsaw, Dirty Player, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 Peaked
0
 90k
(90+0)k
  
10
Eclat Cadavéreux
Éclat Cadavéreux
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Dodge, Horns, Right Stuff, Stunty, Two Heads
   1 0 0 0 0 1 Peaked
4
 115k
(115+0)k
  
11
Patrick Rakash
Patrick Rakash
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
+MA, Block, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 Peaked
0
 110k
(110+0)k
  
13
Da Lumberjack
Da Lumbarjak
6 2 3+ - 8+
Block, Chainsaw, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 Peaked
0
 90k
(90+0)k
  
14
Kamrad Fook'Oh
Kamrad Fook'Oh
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
+AG, +MA, Big Hand, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Two Heads
   1 0 0 0 0 0 Peaked
0
 146k
(146+0)k
  
15
"Maim it" Mustaffa Goodfeed
"Maim It" Mustaffa Goodfeed
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
+ST, Dodge, Jump Up, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 Peaked
0
 110k
(110+0)k
  
16
Jokke, the meanest gobbo in the XXXL
Jokke
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dirty Player, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sneaky Git, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 Peaked
0
 90k
(90+0)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game) Bribery and Corruption
Coach: Halfabrain Re-Rolls (120k): 0  
Race: Tailz All-Stars I Dedicated Fans: 8  
Current Team Value: 2353k Assistant Coaches: 8  
Treasury: 120k Cheerleaders: 8  
Team Value: 2523k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (1/0/0) |TD Diff:1 (1 - 0) |Cas Diff:0 (1/2/0 - 2/0/1)
Last Opponent: Headz All-Starz I