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Mear Alz Schlechz II
Retired [X] Orc

Wir grillen alles, was nicht bei Drei auf `m Baum is !
Sei auch DU herzlich eingeladen !

Highest loss: 0-4 vs Darkie's Dreams (...learning that playing vs a team of blodging dark elves does'nt make sense without a single tackler)
Highest win: 3-0 vs Flaming Eye (Orcs), Putrid Smell (Rotters) and Own Worst Enemy (Chaos).
Most Touchdowns in a game: 4:2 vs Lizzy Hitchhiker (Lizardmen).
Most Casualities caused in a game: 6/2/0 vs Crushing Chess Players (Vampire)
Most Casualities taken in a game: 5/2/0 vs Orfanelli (Chaos)
Biggest Winnings: 90000 vs Crowdcare Crewmen (Norse)
Biggest Gate: 147000 vs Bitter Elves (Dark Elf)

Longest win streak: 3 games
Longest loss streak: 4 games
Longest tie streak: 2 games
Longest streak without losing: 11 games
Longest streak without winning: 7 games
Longest streak without whining: 0 games ;-)

All Time High TR: 324
All Time High TS: 246

Races we haven`t played yet: Goblin, Halfling, Ogre

Edit: Schurk had his 6th starplayer-roll and - wow - he didn`t age! Just played our 49th game vs. a bunch of Lizzies. Now we are waiting for our 50th matchup !!!
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Edit: Our 50th game was a well deserved win vs. the orcish team "Da Splittaz". Even Morleys Revenge couldn`t stop the Schlechz this time.
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Edit: Zork followed Schurk as the 2nd Mega-Star of the Schlechz: +AG, no ageing.
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Edit: In our 54th game we had the honor to play one of the greatest Teams in Ranked Division, The NANDORINS coached by Kfoged, and thx Nuffle pulled out a 1-1 draw.
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Edit: Finally had our first game vs. Pro Elves: Crystal Vales Return coached by Falcone who outclassed us in this game with elvish style. -> So only 4 races left we haven `t played yet (see above).
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Edit: After six games in a row without winning we finally managed a 2-1 win vs a great orc team: The Teef Rippas coached by MadTias, a perfectely skilled coach and gentleman.
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Edit: Now after about 60 games we are at a certain point. Due to our high TR we have to give away more and more handicaps - among them frequently "I`m the Greatest" which hits us hard. We managed to win only one of our last 10 games. So I think we have to get back to good old Orc-sports in the future games. Cageing - stalling - taking out key players. We are also thinking about building our first dirty player. Be aware !
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Edit: Faced a claw-loaded Chaos Team with a very very cas-oriented playing style. They killed our young thrower but we paid back with a deadly crowdpush on a guard-tackle-claw beast. With a little luck and help of our opponent coach we managed a 2 - 0 win. On his way to legend status Schurk gained 6 spp.
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Edit: Managed a draw vs coach p4m`s darkies. Same tr and same cr. Nice game in which we threw away a possible win with an unnessesary dodge he killed our Kicker in turn 16 and Schurk reached 175 ssp. He is supposed to become a legend in the next games if he survives... Unfortunately BO Friz Walzer niggled gaining his fourth skill. He was retired and replaced by a younger and much blacker orc.
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Edit: Finally we played our first match vs. a necro team. Guessed it? It was coach Gitzbangs "Working Girls", one of the greatest necro teams for sure. Both teams would have deserved the win but due to our bad luck streak in the last three turns AND Gitzbang being blessed by Nuffle we lost 2 - 1. Well as a nice guy and a non-whiner he deserved it
So only Goblin, Halfling and Ogre are missing now as this teams opponents.
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
  4 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(75)k
 
2
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
  24 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 60k
(55)k
 
3
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard
  9 0 2 0 2 0 10/ 100k
(115)k
 
4
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
 
5
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow
  49 0 3 0 11 2 41/ 140k
(150)k
 
7
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
  26 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 100k
(100)k
 
8
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Dirty Player
  27 1 0 0 1 1 8/ 70k
(100)k
 
9
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80)k
 
10
Troll
3 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Block, Guard, Break Tackle, Multiple Block
-ag, -ma 66 0 1 0 20 2 53/ 190k
(158)k
 
14
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Strong Arm, +MA, Accurate
  59 27 7 0 1 4 70/ 170k
(178)k
 
15
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block, Tackle, Guard
  45 2 2 0 1 6 40/ 120k
(128)k
 
16
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   13 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 80k
(80)k
 
12 players  
Coach: bert28 Re-Rolls (120k): 6  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 16  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1830k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:68 (26/15/27) |TD Diff:-7 (83 - 90) |Cas Diff:66 (76/67/30 - 66/30/11)
Last Opponent: Nurgle Raiders