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Bakery Boys
Roster [X2] Halfling

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--><p>They are smaller, slower, and certainly squishier than just about any other team around. The Bakery Boys also seem to have trouble finding any trees willing to play on their team, which puts them at even more of a disadvantage. This may have something to do with their coach's belief that timber has a single purpose - keeping the oven hot!</p><!--

--><p> After a late night baking session (like any good bakery, work starts at 1am), and a good bowl of stew, these foolhardy little fellows love to put aside their utensils and pile onto the bloodbowl pitch. Rumour has it that they are on a search .. looking for the tastiest ingredients for the perfect loaf of bread.</p><!--

--><p><i>Please note: this team, while suicidal (they are flings after all), will rarely agree to play matches against dwarves or chaos dwarves. Everyone knows that dwarves make terrible bread (unless you want to throw it at someone's head), and the Bakery Boys don't want anything to do with such terrible cooks.</i></p><!--

--><p><b>Important Note: The Bakery Boys often buy their 'special ingredients' at the last minute. If you offer them a game, and they have cash, they will probably be spending some of it (though they will never hire a tree).</b></p><!--

--><p><b>*** Did you know...</b> After defeating the Dark Elf team <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=189436'>Darkbound Souls</a> in their second game, the Bakery Boys have discovered that there is nothing like a good dose of dark elf chasing to get one in the mood for a nice pot of stew. Looks like the dark elves appreciate the run too, and have even gone to the effort of writing a little <a href='http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=189436'>poem</a> about it.</p><!--

--><p><b>*** Did you know...</b> The Bakery boys played one half of a match against the ogre team <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=187860">Survivor Series</a> somehow they managed to win, with a score of 1-0 at half time. With only 4 'flings in the injury box, the ogres were so ashamed that they didn't come back for the second half!</p><!--

--><p><b>*** Did you know...</b> The bakery boys go through an average of one halfling per match! It's lucky there is a plentiful supply of the little buggers, 'cause there certainly aren't too many teams that could maintain a full roster with that kind of turnover rate.</p><!--

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Major Nayze
Halfling
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ma 4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(15)k
  
2
Mandar Rinn
Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Sure Feet
 -av 15 0 1 0 3 3 24/31 70k
(45)k
  
3
Sue Croze
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
4
Beatrice Root
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   2 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 50k
(20)k
  
5
Tom Attoh
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
   27 0 1 0 3 2 19/31 70k
(50)k
  
6
Chloe Vess
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
7
Vann Nillar
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   13 1 0 0 2 0 5/6 30k
(15)k
  
8
Samuel White
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
   38 1 1 0 6 0 16/31 70k
(50)k
  
9
Yow Ghurt
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Sure Feet
   25 1 5 0 1 1 23/31 70k
(50)k
  
10
Rosemary
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   17 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 50k
(20)k
  
11
Tanja Rhine
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
12
Pastor
Halfling
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player, Side Step
 -ma 9 0 2 0 1 3 23/31 80k
(70)k
  
13
Rose Hip
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 12 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(0)k
  
14
Baz Matti
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
15
Charles Buurgh
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
   11 0 1 0 2 3 22/31 70k
(50)k
  
16
Granny Smith
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Laviak Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 6  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 5  
Team Value: 1220k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:39 (17/8/14) |TD Diff:2 (44 - 42) |Cas Diff:-120 (28/20/12 - 89/65/26)
Last Opponent: Iron Ore Workers