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P [R] Goblin
Future (in no particular order)
#Plan
1.Develop a better ballcarrier (sure hands)
2.Reduce the number of secret weapons (too few goblins for the second half)
Fire bombardier if second skill is not double (or stat)
OR fire chainsaw if he keeps failing his first roll (* Fanatic died)
3.More Dirty Players
4.Get strip ball (and dauntless if lucky)
5.More Dirty Players
6.More diving tackle
7.Play more non-tournament games
8.Kill a dwarf
9.Win a tournament (* Won the GLT XI: Stunty Special Qualifier)
Story
Hall of fame and shame
We're always training for the next big tournament.

R.I.P.
Spinky is WgX!'s most valuable goblin. He survives by hiding in the KO box, and soaking up the MVPs.
Sadly Spinky died during a Lustrian Qualifier game, not being able to escape from a filthy diving tackling elf.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Kinky the goblin cannonball, plummeting towards certain death.
So far completed 8 TTM followed by TD in same turn.

R.I.P.
Last of the original Trolls, Stompy was the team's goblin tosser. As long as I remembered to feed him before the match.
RIP: He died in a match with lots of misclicks, I blame Blizzard!

R.I.P.
WgX!'s honorary halfling. One more injury and Rinky gets the next for free.
Rinky died how he lived, with a boot up his nose, and gras down his pants.
Small but fierce, Linky baits powerful players and has the audacity to survive.
After winning the GLT Stunty Special Qualifier, Linky was awarded a healing potion for his good work on the line.
Brinky's worth:
New boots: 10K
Bribe ref: 20K
Unable to break armor: priceless
Skolopender the strange: Named after one of the most famous goblin coaches
Jim Lucky: Named after the coach luckyjim12, after one hell of a match in the stunty finals of GLT XI
We no longer only fire dead goblins, we now also fire goblins and trolls for being totally useless.
Tournaments
TournamentW/L (rounds)
XFL Goblin IV0/1 (1)
FUMBBL Tour 2010 I-4 TR1500/1 (1)
XFL Goblin V1/1 (2)
FUMBBL CUP IX0/1 (1)
XFL Goblin VI0/1 (2*)
FUMBBL Cup X0/1 (2*)
Warpstone Open VII Qualifier0/1 (1)
GLT VIII: Stunties0/1 (1)
XFL Goblin VII0/1 (1)
FUMBBL Cup XI0/1 (2*)
Warpstone Open VIII Qualifier1/1 (2)
GLT IX: Stunty Special:0/1 (2*)
XFL Goblin VIII0/1 (1)
FUMBBL Cup XII0/1 (2*)
Warpstone Open IX Qualifier0/1 (1)
GLT X: Stunty Special Qualifier0/1 (1)
FUMBBL Cup XIII0/1 (3**)
GLT XI: Stunty Special Qualifier3/0/0 (3)
GLT XI: FINALS 0/1 (1)
Lustrian Challenge IX Qualifier IX0/1 (1)
FUMBBL Cup XIV0/1 (1)
GLT XII: 0/1 (2*)
Lustrian Challenge X Qualifier IX0/1 (1)
* (walkover round 1)
** (walkover round 1 & 2)
Players
Current Players
Past Players
0-56-1516-3031-50
51-7576-175176+
Top Players
TopName#
Games
Blinky
44
Completions (14)
Spinky
Blinky
Kinky
2
Touchdowns (35)
Kinky
13
Interceptions (0)
Casualties (58)
Stomp
10
Most Valuable Player (46)
Blinky
6
Star Player Points (465)
Spinky
75
Passing (42)
Blinky
Kinky
10
Rushing (888)
Spinky
256
Blocks (1096)
Stomp
169
Fouls (90)
Brinky
30
Scoring Thrower
Spinky
Kinky
2
Blocking Thrower
Spinky
Kinky
2
Blocking Scorer
Spinky
9
Triple
Spinky
Kinky
2
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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1 MJ CraneTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Grab 140004218110k (110+40k) 
2 BonzoTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard 200005010110k (110+20k) 
3 Skolopender the StrangeLooney6237Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Block 1300021940k (40+30k) 
4Flatulence McGeePogoer7237Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stuntym100000070k (0k) 
5Family JulesFanatic3737Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Mighty Blow 7000021070k (70+20k) 
6Fire CaractacusBomma6237Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty 500000040k (40+0k) 
7 LinkyGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle 40000643240k (40+70k) 
8 BlinkyGoblin6247Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Catch, Side Step, +AG 44210163740k (40+80k) 
9Grunge BatGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 401000340k (40+0k) 
10 KinkyGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch, Sure Feet, Sprint, Block 412130236040k (40+90k) 
11DeodamnatusGoblin5237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty-ma400000040k (40+0k) 
14 BrinkyGoblin6227Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player, Sneaky Git-ag38100042140k (40+50k) 
15Iron FeetGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 200000040k (40+0k) 
16 Slam DunkGoblin5247Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Side Step-ma24100042140k (40+60k) 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach:Shraaaag Re-Rolls (120k):4  
Race:Goblin Fan Factor:5  
Team Value:1490k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:120000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1560k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:44 (10/1/33) |TD Diff:-55 (37 - 92) |Cas Diff:-111 (51/24/7 - 130/41/22)
Last Opponent: Order of the Salmonsnake