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[B] Dwarf
| Two dwarfs out on the pull, manage to score and take two women home. Dwarf one can’t get it up and to make matters worse, all night he can hear dwarf two saying “right, here I come again… 1…2…3 uuhhhh”. Next morning, dwarf one says to dwarf two, “how humiliating! I couldn’t even get it up”. Dwarf two says, “You think that’s bad… I couldn’t even get on the bed”! So the next night – the dwarf goes back to the woman from the night before except this time he’s carrying a little suitcase. As the woman lies back on the bed, preparing herself for a bit of a quiet night, the dwarf opens his suitcase and takes out four little peices of coiled spring. He attaches one each to his feet and one each to his hands. Standing up, slightly unsteadily, he bounces first up onto the bed and then onto the awaiting woman. Up and down, up and down he goes until finally the end is reached and a terrific end it is. As they smoke a cigarette, the woman turns to the dwarf and says “Wow, little fella, that was the best I’ve ever experienced! But a somewhat unusual technique. What do you call it?” “Well, its a german method” replies the dwarf, ” It’s four-sprung-dwarf-technique” |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Runner
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6 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull +ST, Block |
6 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 17/ | 150k
(80+70)k |
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| 2 |
Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
-av, m | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 70k
(0)k |
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| 3 |
Blitzer
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow |
37 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 3 | 45/ | 140k
(80+60)k |
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| 4 |
Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 5 |
Troll Slayer
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5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull Mighty Blow, Juggernaut |
18 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 25/ | 130k
(90+40)k |
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| 8 |
Blitzer
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull Guard |
11 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 9/ | 100k
(80+20)k |
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| 9 |
Troll Slayer
|
5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull Mighty Blow |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/ | 110k
(90+20)k |
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| 12 |
Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard, Mighty Blow |
36 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 23/ | 110k
(70+40)k |
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| 17 |
Journeyman Blocker
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Loner |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 18 |
Journeyman Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Loner |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 19 |
Journeyman Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Loner |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 20 |
Journeyman Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Loner |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 7 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 38 (21/7/10) | | | TD Diff: | 21 (59 - 38) | | | Cas Diff: | 24 (62/25/10 - 32/26/15) |
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| Last Opponent: Animo Poenam | |||||||