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Da Goonbad Grumblebeards
Roster [L] Orc

Sports History is filled with examples of insensitively naming teams after indigenous peoples; Washington Redskins, Kansas City Chiefs, the Pawnee Drunken Savages... the greenskin (irony!) hoards that make up the citizenry of Mt. Gunbad have taken this tradition to heart, naming their Home Team after the mountain's displaced former settlers, the dwarves.

To their twisted, fungoid brains, they probably think they're honoring their hated foe by naming a team after them... with fake beards made of soiled rope, shoddy dwarven-ish style armor salvaged from beer barrels, and spiked mugs sloshing over with probably-poisonous fluid that they mockingly call "ale", if they realize they're being insulting, they probably don't care.

Or they're doing it as a joke, and the insult is purposeful. Whatever. They're orcs.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Big Mat Tarz'n
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
2
Da Great N'Tonio
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
3
Gama da Grater
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
4
Angus MacAss-Kill
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
5
Herm'n'Gorner
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block
 -av 1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
6
Otto Eeb'r'shtadt
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   2 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
7
Coco Josef
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
8
Yo Greenstine
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
9
Monty Saldo
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block
   2 2 0 0 0 1 7/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
11
Odie Wilson
Lineman
5 3 3 9   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Yujeen Sando
Lineman
5 3 3 9   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
16
Harvey Vilechase
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12 players  
Coach: TheKiltedStranger Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 2  
Current Team Value: 1070k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1070k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:2 (1/1/0) |TD Diff:2 (3 - 1) |Cas Diff:-1 (1/1/0 - 2/1/0)
Last Opponent: Madcap Maulers