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Kawaii Little Squad
P [R] Chaos Dwarf

"Small Bodies, Big Hearts, Kawaii Souls~!"

Special thanks to Albemouff for making the team's logo.

Tournament Records~!
None yet...

Team Highlights~! (...and lowlights...)
Highest TV: 1460k
Best Win: 2-0 (against Chaotic Chaos Club)
Worst Loss: 0-2 (against Kraken's Minions and The Walking Dead)
Current Streak: 2 draws
Highest Fan Factor: 5
Longest Winning Streak: 2
Longest Losing Streak: 1
Longest Winless Streak: 2
Longest Unbeaten Streak: 2

Legends of Kawaii Little Squad~!
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History of Kawaii Little Squad~!
Once upon a time, in the place of fire and desolation known as Zharr-Naggrund, there was the race known as the Chaos Dwarfs. However, something odd appeared to a few hobgoblins and Chaos Dwarfs known as "manga". Nobody knows where it came from, or how it got into Zharr-Naggrund, but some of the city residents liked it, and it begun to spread amongst the Chaos Dwarfs and even some of the hobgoblins.

Opinions were divided between the Chaos Dwarf Sorcerers about this new thing called "manga". Some of them believed that manga was nothing more than a harmless hobby, while others claim it was a weapon of the Dwarfs as a means to destroy the Chaos Dwarfs and that it should be banned posthaste. But they couldn't reach a consensus on what to do with it before a particularly fateful event occurred.

One day while watching the finals of a major tournament on Cabalvision, an argument between two Chaos Dwarfs over who was the better "waifu" between the High Elf Asukley Soras or the Wood Elf Reiya Namea escalated into a massive fight in Zharr-Naggrund that halted all work there for about 10 minutes. However, every other race living within many miles of the city who had to deal with the damn cacophony of Chaos Dwarfs working unceasingly for as long as they could remember were grateful of this event happening so they can finally get some peace and quiet without wandering far from home. Much to their dismay, 10 minutes isn't a whole lot of time, and the noise came back in full throttle after the fight was interrupted due to both Asukley and Reiya killing each other with a single block, somehow proving to the manga-obsessed Chaos Dwarfs that both waifus were absolutely terrible and that they should feel bad for ever liking them.

Some of the sorcerers were very convinced that this was the work of manga, and petitioned their god Hashut to ban that sick filth as soon as possible. Hashut considered killing them for halting work in the capital city, but then one of the sorcerers gave him an idea: what if they became a team? His argument was that having them be a team is a good way to keep them out of the Chaos Dwarf lands so they don't cause trouble while giving them a chance to put their money where their mouths are and to obtain money, fame, and glory for the Chaos Dwarfs.

So instead of executing them for disturbing the work of Zharr-Naggrund, Hashut ordered the ones starting this massive fight to form a team to go play some Blood Bowl, with the condition that they are not allowed to return to Zharr-Naggrund until they win a major tournament. Also, manga was to be banned in the lands of the Chaos Dwarfs until the team has returned to Zharr-Naggrund with a trophy from a major tournament.

In addition, Hashut had a Chaos Dwarf by the name of Zhagraki Goldhollow accompany the team to act as the team's owner, coach, and voice of reason after convincing him that this was a rare opportunity to get more wealth than he ever could with mining, despite the fact that he wanted nothing to do with this unusual crew of otaku Chaos Dwarves with their obsessions of weird things like "waifus", "manga", and other things like that (most of which he has a very hard time pronouncing, let alone understanding). Not only that, but the team's insistence on referring to him as "Sachihiro-sama" really irks him to no end due to not knowing whether they are complimenting him or insulting him. Thankfully for him, he was allowed to take a short trip to the Chaos Dwarf lands to hire anyone he needed for the team should he struggle to find a player that fits with the rest of the team in the Old World.

So with 6 Chaos Dwarf Blockers (named Ise-chan, Usagi-chan, Ritsuko-chan, Kaiyo-chan, Taniko-chan, and Koko-chan), 4 Hobgoblins (named Kotono-chan, Chikuma-chan, Shioko-chan, and Haruna-chan), a Bull Centaur (named Madoka-chan), the still rather reluctant coach, and some supplies, the team heads out of Zharr-Naggrund and their native lands to the outside world as the players dubbed the team Kawaii Little Squad while giving themselves nicknames, much to Zhagraki's chagrin. As they march onward on the pitch of destiny, will the Kawaii Little Squad work together long enough to win a major tournament so they can return home to Zharr-Naggrund with the trophy? Or will they be shattered and scattered on the fields of Blood Bowl? Only time will tell what happens.


New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Break Tackle
n, m 8 0 6 0 3 1 29/31 170k
(0)k
 
2
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
5 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
+MA
  8 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 100k
(70+30)k
 
3
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  8 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
4
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  8 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
+ST
  8 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 120k
(70+50)k
 
6
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  8 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
7
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  8 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
8
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
9
Hobgoblin
7 3 3 7
+MA
  8 0 1 0 2 0 7/16 70k
(40+30)k
 
10
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Kick
  7 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
11
Hobgoblin
6 4 3 6
+ST, Block
-av 7 0 1 1 1 2 17/31 110k
(40+70)k
 
12
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
13
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
  3 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 130k
(130+0)k
 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Pizzapocalypse Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1360k (±200) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 130k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1530k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:8 (3/3/2) |TD Diff:0 (8 - 8) |Cas Diff:9 (11/5/2 - 5/4/0)
Last Opponent: nano è bello