Current Best Players
(MA+ Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard Stand Firm)
One of the loudest and most passionate players the SWL has ever seen. So far, he has lead his team to 2 Conference titles. Brian is adamant they will win the grand prize before his retirement.
MA6ST3AG4AV8 FOREST GUMP
(Block, +AG, Sure Hands, Thick Skull,
Leader, Strip-Ball, Kick-off-Return)
He is without doubt the greatest player the Beards have ever known. Give him the ball, point him in the right direction, and he will do the rest.
―Lightning Quick Blocker―
(MA+ MA+ Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Stand Firm Guard)
Bluto is the fastest dwarf blocker in the southern wastes. Not the most violent nor flashy, but this unsung hero is always Manzoo's first name on the team sheet.
(Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, MightyBlow, Dauntless, Fend, Stand Firm)
Fearless Hagrid loves a good punch up. He will most likely be found on the frontline hurting somebody or something. With already 25 casualties and 5 killed, it won’t be long until he surpasses The Dude for most violent Thunder Beard!
|69||SWL Premier League LXIX||5th||4/0/3|
|2||Bob Borc Cup II||Swiss Rounds||1/1/1|
|68||Slumbering Skink Conference LXVIII||2nd||4/2/1|
|67||SWL Premier League LXVII||4th||3/2/2|
|66||Intoxicated Mayhem Confernce LXVI||1st||5/2/0|
|1||Bob Borc |
|65||SWL Premier League LXV||8th||0/1/6|
|64||Dead Rat Walking Conference LXIV||1st||5/2/0|
|63||Emily Regional LXIII||5th||2/3/2|
MA+ Block Tackle MB PO Thick-Skull Dauntless
Known by fans as the last of the POMBERS. Season 65 player of the season and still holds the Thunder Beards’ casualty record of 29 including 6 kills. Died after failing a dodge while playing against Public Service Announcement in Season 67.
Block Tackle Thick-Skull Guard MB Jump-up
He was an excellent all-rounder, and even managed an interception in their amazing 3-0 win against Psych Lab.
Killed playing against Public Service Announcement by Love Machine in Season 67.
Block Sure-Hands Thick-Skull Ma+ Leader
Often overshadowed by the amazing Forest Gump, and a slow starter. It took him 15 games to score his first touchdown! However, he became a cult hero in season 66 where he was key to his sides league win.
Killed by Ltdssk in a match against Slumbering Skink
Block Thick-Skull Tackle
What did he achieve? Well…. he managed to fracture his leg on his debut after a ridiculous jig. And… er…… also managed to not die in his second game. Other than that, nothing! Not even one block. Thankfully, in Jim’s third game, Urban Nightmare's Tunnel1 spared The Beards! of anymore embarrassment.
Block Thick-Skull Tackle
Mr Twit was a twit. He was born a twit. And after getting killed in The Beards! first ever game, he will remain a twit forever.
All Time Player Records
154 Forest Gump, Runner
80 Hagrid, Blocker
63 The Dude, Blocker (†)
43 Forest Gump, Runner
25 Sebastien Chabal, Runner (†)
6 Brian Blessed, Blitzer
All-time most violent
29 The Dude, Blocker(†)
25 Hagrid, Blocker
19 Kristofer Hivju, Troll Slayer (†)
6 The Dude, Blocker(†)
5 Hagrid, Blocker
All-time Oldest Gits
58 Forest Gump, Runner / Bluto, Blocker
56 Hagrid, Blocker
54 Brian Blessed, Blitzer
366 Hagrid, Blocker
305 The Dude, Blocker (†)
271 Kristofer Hivju, Troll Slayer (†)
13 RoboDwarf, Deathroller
7 Haystacks, Blocker
5 Dongo, Blocker/ Hagrid, Blocker / Boba, Blocker
1260 Forest Gump, Runner
135 Sebasstien Chabal, Runner (†)
73 Santa, Runner (†)
23 Forest Gump, Runner
11 Prince Vultan, Blitzer
2 Adam Kleeberger, Runner
4 B Blessed Blitzer / F Gump, Runner
2 Prince Vultan, Blitzer
1 Evil Spock, Blitzer(†)
8 Bluto, Blocker
6 Hagrid, Blocker
5 Haystacks, Blocker / Roy Nelson, Blocker (†)
69 Golden Heart Brian Blessed
69 Golden Heart Bluto
69 SWL All-Star Forest Gump
68 SWL All-Star Forest Gump
68 Silver Ball Forest Gump
68 Silver Slipper Forest Gump
64 Silver Slipper Forest Gump
63 Bronze Slipper Forest Gump