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P [L] Dwarf
Striking Thunder Beards!

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Mount Thunderclap

Stadium
The Thunderarena

Coach
Manzoo

Race
Dwarf

Colors
Gold, Blue and Grey


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Current Best Players


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BRIAN BLESSED

―Captain―
(MA+ Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard Stand Firm)
One of the loudest and most passionate players the SWL has ever seen. So far, he has lead his team to 2 Conference titles. Brian is adamant they will win the grand prize before his retirement.



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FOREST GUMP

―Super Star―

(Block, +AG, Sure Hands, Thick Skull,
Leader, Strip-Ball, Kick-off-Return)
He is without doubt the greatest player the Beards have ever known. Give him the ball, point him in the right direction, and he will do the rest.



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BLUTO

―Lightning Quick Blocker―

(MA+ MA+ Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Stand Firm Guard)
Bluto is the fastest dwarf blocker in the southern wastes. Not the most violent nor flashy, but this unsung hero is always Manzoo's first name on the team sheet.




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HAGRID
―Violent―

(Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, MightyBlow, Dauntless, Fend, Stand Firm)
Fearless Hagrid loves a good punch up. He will most likely be found on the frontline hurting somebody or something. With already 25 casualties and 5 killed, it won’t be long until he surpasses The Dude for most violent Thunder Beard!
Season Records
Season Records
Touchdowns
Forrest Gump
9 (Season 68)
Completions
Brian Blessed
Prince Vultan
2 (Season 63)

2 (BBCup II)
Interceptions
Evil Spock (†)
1 (Season 64)
Casualties
The Dude (†)
9 (Season 66)
Most Valuable PlayerVarious Players2
Star Player Points
Forrest Gump
29 (Season 64)
Passing
Prince Vultan
11 (BBCup II)
Rushing
Forrest Gump
205 (Season 64)
Blocks
The Dude (†)
63
Fouls
RoboDwarf
5 (Season 68)
Kills
The Dude (†)
Hagrid
2 (Season 64)

2 (Season 64)
Team Records
Most wins in a row4Season 64
Most games undefeated8Season 65-66
Most losses in a row4 Season 65
Most games without a win8Season 64-65
Season Records
Most wins5Season 64 and 66
Most draws3Season 63
Most losses6Season 65
Most Points29Season 64 and 66
Most Touchdowns13Season 66
Most Touchdowns Against12Season 65
Best Goal Difference7Season 64
Worst Goal Difference-9Season 65
Most Casualties For26Season 68
Most Casualties Against23Season 67
Best Casualty Difference16Season 68
Worst Casualty Difference-5Season 67
Most Kills5Season 64
Most Deaths3Season 67
Match Records
Biggest Win3-0
3-0
Psych Lab
Redgum's Revolutionaries
Biggest Loss0-3
0-3
0-3
Wings of the Condor
Wings of the Condor
Blackwater Glee Club
Most Touchdowns For3
3
Psych Lab
Redgum's Revolutionaries
Most Touchdowns Against3
3
3
Wings of the Condor
Wings of the Condor
Blackwater Glee Club
Best Casualty Margin7-0Southern Warpstone Scavengers
Worst Casualty Margin1-8Public Service Announcement
Most Casualties For7Southern Warpstone Scavengers
Most Casualties Against8Public Service Annoucement
Most Casualties Combined11Blackwater Glee Club
Results
69SWL Premier League LXIX5th4/0/3
2Bob Borc Cup IISwiss Rounds1/1/1
68Slumbering Skink Conference LXVIII2nd4/2/1
67SWL Premier League LXVII4th3/2/2
66Intoxicated Mayhem Confernce LXVI1st5/2/0
1Bob Borc
Cup
-Didn't Enter
65SWL Premier League LXV8th0/1/6
64Dead Rat Walking Conference LXIV1st5/2/0
63Emily Regional LXIII5th2/3/2

Season 64 & 66
Conference Champions!


Twice Champions!! - (Active Players)

Twice Champions!! - (Dead or Retired)

Champions!! - (Dead or Retired)




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THE DUDE
――――Killer Dwarf――――

MA+ Block Tackle MB PO Thick-Skull Dauntless

Known by fans as the last of the POMBERS. Season 65 player of the season and still holds the Thunder Beards’ casualty record of 29 including 6 kills. Died after failing a dodge while playing against Public Service Announcement in Season 67.


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Evil Spock
―――――Super Blitzer―――――

Block Tackle Thick-Skull Guard MB Jump-up

He was an excellent all-rounder, and even managed an interception in their amazing 3-0 win against Psych Lab.
Killed playing against Public Service Announcement by Love Machine in Season 67.




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SEBASTIEN CHABAL
―――Fast Runner―――

Block Sure-Hands Thick-Skull Ma+ Leader

Often overshadowed by the amazing Forest Gump, and a slow starter. It took him 15 games to score his first touchdown! However, he became a cult hero in season 66 where he was key to his sides league win.
Killed by Ltdssk in a match against Slumbering Skink

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Hillbilly Jim
――――――Jigger――――――

Block Thick-Skull Tackle

What did he achieve? Well…. he managed to fracture his leg on his debut after a ridiculous jig. And… er…… also managed to not die in his second game. Other than that, nothing! Not even one block. Thankfully, in Jim’s third game, Urban Nightmare's Tunnel1 spared The Beards! of anymore embarrassment.


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Mr Twit
――――――Twit――――――

Block Thick-Skull Tackle

Mr Twit was a twit. He was born a twit. And after getting killed in The Beards! first ever game, he will remain a twit forever.
All Time Player Records

All-time Greats
154 Forest Gump, Runner

80 Hagrid, Blocker
63 The Dude, Blocker (†)

All-time Scorers
43 Forest Gump, Runner

25 Sebastien Chabal, Runner (†)
6 Brian Blessed, Blitzer

All-time most violent
29 The Dude, Blocker
(†)

25 Hagrid, Blocker
19 Kristofer Hivju, Troll Slayer (†)

All-time Killer
6 The Dude, Blocker
(†)

5 Hagrid, Blocker

All-time Oldest Gits
58 Forest Gump, Runner / Bluto, Blocker

56 Hagrid, Blocker
54 Brian Blessed, Blitzer

All-time Bashers
366 Hagrid, Blocker

305 The Dude, Blocker (†)
271 Kristofer Hivju, Troll Slayer (†)

All-time Booters
13 RoboDwarf, Deathroller

7 Haystacks, Blocker
5 Dongo, Blocker/ Hagrid, Blocker / Boba, Blocker

All-time Rushers
1260 Forest Gump, Runner

135 Sebasstien Chabal, Runner (†)
73 Santa, Runner (†)

All-time Passer
23 Forest Gump, Runner

11 Prince Vultan, Blitzer
2 Adam Kleeberger, Runner

All-time Completions
4 B Blessed Blitzer / F Gump, Runner

2 Prince Vultan, Blitzer

Interceptor
1 Evil Spock, Blitzer
(†)


All-time MVPS
8 Bluto, Blocker

6 Hagrid, Blocker
5 Haystacks, Blocker / Roy Nelson, Blocker (†)

INDIVIDUAL AWARDS

69 Golden Heart Brian Blessed

69 Golden Heart Bluto

69 SWL All-Star Forest Gump
68 SWL All-Star Forest Gump
68 Silver Ball Forest Gump
68 Silver Slipper Forest Gump
64 Silver Slipper Forest Gump
63 Bronze Slipper Forest Gump
Match Records
(Casualties 2)
Match Records
Touchdowns
Forrest Gump
Sebastien Chabal (†)
2

2
Interceptions
Evil Spock (†)
1
Star Player Points
Forrest Gump
Kristofer Hivju (†)
10

10
Passing
Prince Vultan
11
Completions
Prince Vultan
2
Rushing
Forrest Gump
47
Blocks
The Dude (†)
13
Fouls
RoboDwarf
3
Kills
The Dude (†)
2




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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1 The AnvilTroll Slayer5328Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Tackle, Mighty Blow 26000432390k (90+40k) 
2Erick RowanTroll Slayer5328Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow 1100021990k (90+20k) 
3 Brian BlessedBlitzer6339Block, Thick Skull, +MA, Guard, Tackle, Stand Firm 54460935580k (80+90k) 
4Prince VultanBlitzer5349Block, Thick Skull, +AG, Tackle 18220042880k (80+60k) 
5 Forrest GumpRunner6348Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, +AG, Kick-Off Return, Leader, Strip Ball 5844303315480k (80+120k) 
6 Kimbo SliceBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard 20000522070k (70+40k) 
7 BlutoBlocker6328Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, +MA, +MA, Stand Firm, Guard-av, m58000885670k (0k) 
8 HagridBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Dauntless, Fend, Stand Firm 560002568070k (70+100k) 
9Shagga, son of DolfBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull 300010270k (70+0k) 
10Adam KleebergerRunner6338Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block 10130001080k (80+20k) 
11Obadiah StaneBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull 400000070k (70+0k) 
12Geoff CrossBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull 200000070k (70+0k) 
13 HaystacksBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Dauntless 460001555570k (70+80k) 
14Big DamoBlocker4329Block, Tackle, Thick Skull 400000070k (70+0k) 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach:Manzoo Re-Rolls (100k):3  
Race:Dwarf Fan Factor:11  
Team Value:1870k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:200000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:2040k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:59 (24/16/19) |TD Diff:0 (70 - 70) |Cas Diff:61 (90/50/19 - 62/27/9)
Last Opponent: Wonga Wonga Whalekillers