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Coort-In-Guyz Council Cretins
P [L] Goblin
Court-in-Guyz Council Cretins

Southern Survivalist League


Caught in the Guise of doing an Honest Dayz work?

Not these Cretins!

Straight from their Day Jobz, in fact probably while they are still on the clock. The Cretinous Council "workers" of Ku-Ring-Gai come to earn some extra 'green' on the pitch. No chance any will leave, the Kompo is toot sweet.

Season XI
Red Mountains - 2nd

Season X
Paintree Rainforest - 5th

Season IX
Paintree Rainforest: - 5th

Season VI
Paintree Rainforest: - 2nd

Season V
Paintree Rainforest - 1st

Season IV
Whitsundays - 3rd

Season III
Paintree Forest - 6th (joined Rd 2)







Southern Survivalists League

No player retirements.

No star players.

Special Rules:

Right stuff cancels tackle.
PO does not stack. Nor does claw.
A spiked ball is used for play. Any failed pickup or catch roll results in the player being stabbed.
Piling On player is knocked out when rolling a double on armour or injury rolls.
Sneaky Git functions like Guard on foul assists.
Banned sneaky git players are sent to the KO box instead.

ALL STAT BOOSTS MUST BE TAKEN. DOUBLES OR NOT.


Trial of Blood Season LXIV
7 Rep
Manzoo



Union Boss DECEASED

Lawn Mowa EMERGING STAR

Stop Sign VETERAN

Da Guardina EXPERIENCED

Petti Beurokrat DECEASED

Cherry Picka EMERGING STAR

Red Tape EXPERIENCED

Street Sweeper DECEASED

Smoko ROOKIE

Workas Komp VETERAN

Printa Malfunction DECEASED

Toner Shortage DECEASED



Long Lunch
Fonnit In
Toner Shortage
Petti Beurokrat
Printa Malfunction
Street Sweeper
Union Boss

Petti Beurokrat DECEASED

Printa Malfunction DECEASED

Fonnit In DECEASED



I.O.U scrawled in crayon on the empty cabinet



**dust balls blowing through.. sound of distant scurrying of rodents**



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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1Bored of EnquiryTroll4519Loner, Always Hungry, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Break Tackle 110002319110k (110+40k) 
2Lawn MowaTroll4519Loner, Always Hungry, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle, Guard, +AG-ag270006537110k (110+80k) 
3Stop SignFanatic3737Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Mighty Blow, Block, Grab 28000933370k (70+70k) 
4Da GuardinaLooney6237Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Dodgen26000031540k (40+20k) 
5Early Mornin OvertimeGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 200000040k (40+0k) 
6Cherry PickaPogoer8237Dodge, Stunty, Very Long Legs, Leap, +MA, Sure Feet, Side Step 270160004870k (70+70k) 
7Red TapeGoblin6136Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step-av, -st2601001840k (40+20k) 
8Liquid LunchGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step 401001840k (40+20k) 
9SmokoGoblin6137Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step-st2600011740k (40+20k) 
10Workas KompGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle 24020021640k (40+40k) 
11Accounting DiscrepanciesGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle 20020121840k (40+40k) 
12Tray Feed ErrorGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 800000040k (40+0k) 
13Sweati BeurokratGoblin6247Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG 2600021940k (40+40k) 
14Bosses Face OnnaDartBoardGoblin6236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step-av, n2300040840k (40+20k) 
15Inappropriate FootwearGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step 24020201040k (40+20k) 
16Makin TimeGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git, Side Step 23040212140k (40+40k) 
16 players  
Coach:D_Arquebus Re-Rolls (120k):4  
Race:Goblin Fan Factor:8  
Team Value:1790k Assistant Coaches:2  
Treasury:340000 Cheerleaders:2  
Tournament Weight:1790k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:28 (12/3/13) |TD Diff:-6 (30 - 36) |Cas Diff:-45 (35/10/6 - 70/20/6)
Last Opponent: Metamorphosis Mischief