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Coort-In-Guyz Council Cretins
P [L] Goblin
Court-in-Guyz Council Cretins

Southern Survivalist League

Caught in the Guise of doing an Honest Dayz work?

Not these Cretins!

Straight from their Day Jobz, in fact probably while they are still on the clock. The Cretinous Council "workers" of Ku-Ring-Gai come to earn some extra 'green' on the pitch. No chance any will leave, the Kompo is toot sweet.

Season XI

Season X
Paintree Rainforest - 5th

Season IX
Paintree Rainforest: - 5th

Season VI
Paintree Rainforest: - 2nd

Season V
Paintree Rainforest - 1st

Season IV
Whitsundays - 3rd

Season III
Paintree Forest - 6th (joined Rd 2)

Southern Survivalists League

No player retirements.

No star players.

Special Rules:

Right stuff cancels tackle.
PO does not stack. Nor does claw.
A spiked ball is used for play. Any failed pickup or catch roll results in the player being stabbed.
Piling On player is knocked out when rolling a double on armour or injury rolls.
Sneaky Git functions like Guard on foul assists.
Banned sneaky git players are sent to the KO box instead.


Trial of Blood Season LXIV
7 Rep

Union Boss ACTIVE

Lawn Mowa ACTIVE

Stop Sign ACTIVE

Da Guardina ACTIVE

Petti Beurokrat DECEASED

Cherry Picka ACTIVE


Street Sweeper ACTIVE


Workas Komp ACTIVE

Printa Malfunction DECEASED

Toner Shortage ACTIVE

I.O.U scrawled in crayon on the empty cabinet

**dust balls blowing through.. sound of distant scurrying of rodents**

Biggest Crowd: 11k/28k Jim Lahey Experience

Biggest Match Purse: 70k Toadal Annihilation

Most Popular:
Fan Factor 4

Best Victory: 2-1 Grated Wasted Sykley

Worst Defeat: 0-3 Jim Lahey Experience

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Progression: Standard
1Bored of EnquiryTroll4519Loner, Always Hungry, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Break Tackle 60002319110k (110+40k) 
2Lawn MowaTroll4519Loner, Always Hungry, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle, Guard, +AG-ag220005535110k (110+80k) 
3Stop SignFanatic3737Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Mighty Blow, Block 23000722470k (70+50k) 
4Da GuardinaLooney6237Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Dodgen22000031540k (40+20k) 
6Cherry PickaPogoer8237Dodge, Stunty, Very Long Legs, Leap, +MA, Sure Feet, Side Step 220120003670k (70+70k) 
7Red TapeGoblin6136Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step-av, -st2101001840k (40+20k) 
8Long LunchGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 500000040k (40+0k) 
9SmokoGoblin6137Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty-st2200010240k (40+0k) 
10Workas KompGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle 20020021640k (40+40k) 
11Accounting DiscrepanciesGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step 15020011140k (40+20k) 
12Tray Feed ErrorGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 300000040k (40+0k) 
13Sweati BeurokratGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 2100020440k (40+0k) 
14Bosses Face OnnaDartBoardGoblin6236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step-av, n1800040840k (40+20k) 
15Inappropriate FootwearGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step 19020201040k (40+20k) 
16Makin TimeGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git, Side Step 18040212140k (40+40k) 
15 players  
Coach:D_Arquebus Re-Rolls (120k):4  
Race:Goblin Fan Factor:7  
Team Value:1600k Assistant Coaches:1  
Treasury:460000 Cheerleaders:1  
Tournament Weight:1600k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:23 (9/3/11) |TD Diff:-8 (25 - 33) |Cas Diff:-33 (28/10/6 - 55/17/5)
Last Opponent: NZ invaders claimed by Aussie