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Coort-In-Guyz Council Cretins
P [L] Goblin

Court-in-Guyz Council Cretins

Southern Survivalist Leeg

Caught in the Guise of doing an Honest Dayz work?

Not these Cretins!

Straight from their Day Jobz, in fact probably while they are still on the clock. The Cretinous Council "workers" of Ku-Ring-Gai come to earn some extra 'green' on the pitch. No chance any will leave, the Kompo is toot sweet.

Season XII
The Blasted Plains - 1st

Season XI
Red Mountains - 2nd

Season X - Tiering Introduced
Paintree Rainforest - 5th

Season IX
Paintree Rainforest: - 5th

Season VI
Paintree Rainforest: - 2nd

Season V
Paintree Rainforest - 1st

Season IV
Whitsundays - 3rd

Season III
Paintree Forest - 6th (joined Rd 2)

Southern Survivalistz Leeg

No player retirements.

No star players.

Special Rules:

Right stuff cancels tackle.
PO does not stack. Nor does claw.
A spiked ball is used for play. Any failed pickup or catch roll results in the player being stabbed.
Piling On player is knocked out when rolling a double on armour or injury rolls.
Sneaky Git functions like Guard on foul assists.
Banned sneaky git players are sent to the KO box instead.


Trial of Blood Season LXIV
7 Rep

Union Boss DECEASED - Experienced



Da Guardina DECEASED - Experienced

Petti Beurokrat DECEASED - Rookie

Cherry Picka STAR

Red Tape DECEASED - Experienced

Street Sweeper DECEASED - Experienced


Workas Komp VETERAN

Printa Malfunction DECEASED - Experienced

Toner Shortage DECEASED - Experienced

Long Lunch
Fonnit In
Toner Shortage
Petti Beurokrat
Printa Malfunction
Street Sweeper
Union Boss

Petti Beurokrat DECEASED

Printa Malfunction DECEASED


I.O.U scrawled in crayon on the empty cabinet

**dust balls blowing through.. sound of distant scurrying of rodents**

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Progression: Standard
1Bored of EnquiryTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Break Tackle, Juggernaut 170004533110k (110+60k) 
2Lawn MowaTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle, Guard, +AG-ag3300010650110k (110+80k) 
3Stop SignFanatic3737Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Mighty Blow, Block, Grab 340001233970k (70+70k) 
4Opening CeremonyLooney6237Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty 400001540k (40+0k) 
5Early Mornin OvertimeGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 800000040k (40+0k) 
6Cherry PickaPogoer8237Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty, +MA, Sure Feet, Side Step, Sprint 330220006670k (70+90k) 
7Final AuthoritahGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 200000040k (40+0k) 
8Liquid LunchGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step 1001001840k (40+20k) 
9SmokoGoblin6137Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step-st32010111040k (40+20k) 
10Workas KompGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle 30020021640k (40+40k) 
11Accounting DiscrepanciesGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tacklen25020222040k (40+40k) 
12Tray Feed ErrorGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle 1400011740k (40+30k) 
13Sweati BeurokratGoblin6247Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Side Step 32010221740k (40+60k) 
14Bosses Face OnnaDartBoardGoblin6236Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step-av, n2900040840k (40+20k) 
15Inappropriate FootwearGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Stepn29020201040k (40+20k) 
16Makin TimeGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git, Side Step 28040212140k (40+40k) 
16 players  
Coach:D_Arquebus Re-Rolls (120k):4  
Race:Goblin Fan Factor:7  
Team Value:1810k Assistant Coaches:1  
Treasury:330000 Cheerleaders:1  
Tournament Weight:1810k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:34 (15/4/15) |TD Diff:-5 (38 - 43) |Cas Diff:-55 (48/13/8 - 91/24/9)
Last Opponent: World Renowned Sewer Divers