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Literally horrible excuses
Roster [B] Necromantic Horror
The full name of the team is "Literally horrible histories of excuses".
It's my way of dealing with the frustration of not being able to start a match within 15 Mins or finish it within 2h in the B-division.

Not calling for more reasons to collect excuses, but if you do excuse yourself, please do so in a manner, that is worthy of being included in this history of excuses. Excusing yourself *does not* give you the right to claim a place in the list, though.

My choice of excuses, that make the list of player-names depends on originality *and* credibility, which (as for most excuses) is a matter of personal judgement, of course. Some especially outrageous (and possibly not credible) excuses are included, as well - just because they're too entertaining to be left out.

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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1It took 3,5 days to finish offFlesh Golem4429Regeneration, Stand Firm, Thick Skull 2000015110k (110+0k) 
2It started 1h lateFlesh Golem4429Regeneration, Stand Firm, Thick Skull 2000102110k (110+0k) 
3It's supposed to get finish...Wight Blitzer6338Block, Regeneration 200000090k (90+0k) 
4I had to work on a math-pro...Wight Blitzer6338Block, Regeneration 000000090k (90+0k) 
5Sorry, I forgot that I acti...Ghoul Runner7337Dodge, Block 202000670k (70+20k) 
9My computer crashed & I cou...Werewolf8338Claw, Frenzy, Regeneration, Block 2100016120k (120+20k) 
10Sorry, there was an importa...Zombie4328Regeneration 200000040k (40+0k) 
11I'm getting picked up by th...Zombie4328Regeneration 200000040k (40+0k) 
12My child woke upZombie4328Regeneration 200000040k (40+0k) 
13Not excused, yet #1Zombie4328Regeneration 200000040k (40+0k) 
14Not excused, yet #2Zombie4328Regeneration 200010240k (40+0k) 
11 players  
Coach:finsterface Re-Rolls (140k):3  
Race:Necromantic Horror Fan Factor:1  
Team Value:1050k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:0 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1050k Apothecary:No  

Games Played:2 (1/0/1) |TD Diff:1 (2 - 1) |Cas Diff:-2 (0/1/1 - 2/0/2)
Last Opponent: PurpaKhetaMohn