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Azathoth's Spa-N-Cake Shoppe
P [L] SLICC Spawn of Chaos


Coach:
Lady Razbury

Chef:
Angus MacButterbuns

Race:
Spa-N


A

nd so it was, those forsaken by the lords of chaos were tossed together. Without instructions or leadership, or indeed without true comprehension of written language, they sought that which they were suppose to accomplish. With only the scrap of one scroll they read that they were the
SPA⚺N ⚻⚵ C⚹AOS

"What am 'SPA'?" asked Garrgyr.
"When am lunch?" asked Vhekk.
"What mean Cccaaaooo...?" started Garphas.

"CAKE!" exclaimed Vhekk, who'd missed breakfast.

Forgotten by the chaos lords of this world, they reached out to an older force. Azathoth is still chuckling somewhere in his realm of chaos, for when these knuckleheads contacted him, he fronted the cash for their shop.

"Oh, and you'll surely want to organize a shoppe Blood Bowl team," suggested the unbelievably ancient power with a laugh before cutting communication.
[7 Sept 2020 2:02 PM EDT] The_Carthaginian: One freshly-baked Royal Pardon is received at Azathoth's Spa-N-Cake Shoppe. @razmus Used 10 Dec 2020 to get back to the Pirate Isle for Season Three.
[9 Dec 2020 9:47 AM EST] The_Carthaginian: Azazoth's Spa-N-Cake Shoppe receives a second pardon!
SeasonRecordNotes
S1: Pirate Isle2-1-24th of 8. Earned slot in SSICS
S1: SSICS1-1-1Won pardon in lottery.
S1: Friendlies1-0-0
S2: Pirate Isle2-0-3Just avoiding relegation
S2: SSICS1-0-2
S3: Pirate Isle2-2-1Roster changes! Grandfathered to start.
S3: Conference Cup1-0-1
S4: Desert Fiefdoms1-0-1Sub in late, stumbled around drunk.
S4: SSICS1-0-0
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NamePriceMASTAGAVSkills
Sinnfel Viletouch110k6338Loner, Sure Hands, Tentacles, Foul Appearance
Archduke Lexthor170k6438Loner, Kick-Off Return, Nerves Of Steel, Catch
Mhor 'Deathnado' Bloodspawn180k6629Ball & Chain, Claw, No Hands, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Sure Feet, Loner, Stand Firm
The Doom Twins240k5439Loner, Claw, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Horns, Big Hand
Whotamesh240k4429Horns, Foul Appearance, Block, Thick Skull, Loner, Frenzy, Tentacles, Prehensile Tail
Phrallax The Cursed290k6519Loner, Claw, Frenzy, Bone-head, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Extra Arms, Foul Appearance, Break Tackle
Lord Drodrak The Pillager300k5539Loner, Block, Strip Ball, Mighty Blow
Norg 'gn' Cthorg400k65310Loner, Tentacles, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Throw Team-Mate

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Drikod HornblowerSpawn of Khorne I4538Ball & Chain, Claw, No Hands, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tentacles 260002457360k (60+90k) 
2Manbawn EarlySpawn of Khorne II4537Ball & Chain, Claw, No Hands, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow-av25010443160k (60+70k) 
3Erebus NornebaneForsaken of Khorne III6338Horns 2100000060k (60+0k) 
4Deuri WulfwistleForsaken of Khorne IV6338Horns, Block, Tackle 23000922860k (60+40k) 
5Zahr the InnumerateForsaken of Nurgle V5338Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Block, Tackle, Horns-ma25030143160k (60+60k) 
6Vhekk Still DizzyForsaken of Nurgle VI6338Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Block 20010111060k (60+20k) 
7Mumun da Shchupal'tseForsaken of Nurgle VII6338Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance 1400000060k (60+0k) 
8Krovavyy BesporyadokForsaken of Nurgle VIII6338Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Block 1000011760k (60+20k) 
9PramvrutyaForsaken of Slaanesh IX6338Prehensile Tail, Block 2700011760k (60+20k) 
10ChizhitsishSpawn of Slaanesh X4638Ball & Chain, Claw, No Hands, +ST, Mighty Blown25000432360k (60+70k) 
11RulezzailSpawn of Slaanesh XI4528Claw, Ball & Chain, No Hands, Block-ag2500011760k (60+30k) 
12Vitriss HiddenstrokeForsaken of Slaanesh XII6338Prehensile Tail 110000160k (60+0k) 
13Garrgyr FunginailSpawn of Tzeentch XIII4538Ball & Chain, Claw, No Hands, Block, Pro, Dodge 27280313760k (60+90k) 
14Tretcharchian CursespawnForsaken of Tzeentch XIV7338Big Hand, Extra Arms, +MA 1010001660k (60+30k) 
15Turrel CrackscrapForsaken of Tzeentch XV6348Big Hand, Extra Arms, Block, +AG, Sure Hands 133110214560k (60+80k) 
16Mylor'li-Koras SkywingForsaken of Tzeentch XVI6338Big Hand, Extra Arms 400000060k (60+0k) 
16 players  
Coach: razmus Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: SLICC Spawn of Chaos Fan Factor: 9  
Team Value: 1900k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 380000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1900k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:27 (12/4/11) |TD Diff:0 (29 - 29) |Cas Diff:20 (38/20/9 - 25/18/4)
Last Opponent: Magenta Limbs