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Mitchell Schwartz#1 


Biography: "Mitchell 'Mendel' Schwartz' mother has famously commented: 'I started out worrying that he was going to get hurt — but then I realized it was the other players I should be worrying about.' Michell joined the Cardinals during Season 3's draft, and has been the solid powerhouse of the team since."

Coach Calthor: "Schwartz is strong, reliable and solid. As long as he remembers what he's doing, and remembers to comb his hair, we know we can rely on him to keep the team standing."

GM Bazakastine: "TBA."

First Game Pre-Takeover
Acquisition Draft 3
Draft Pick 2nd round No. 40
Injuries None
SPP inh. 0
Incarnations I
Roll123456
SPP Req.616315176176
Skill
SKILL 1
Block
SKILL 2
Tackle
SKILL 3
Stand Firm
SKILL 4
None
SKILL 5
None
SKILL 6
None
How
METHOD SKILL 1
Draft
METHOD SKILL 2
Draft
METHOD SKILL 3
Draft
METHOD SKILL 4
None
METHOD SKILL 5
None
METHOD SKILL 6
None
1Ogre 
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
G
20
R
0
B
105
P
0
F
1
Spp
12
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
6
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Mighty Blow
Stand Firm
Thick Skull
Bone-head
Loner
Throw Team-Mate
C.J. Mosley#2 


Biography: "C.J. Mosley has been with the Cardinals from the very onset. He was number one pick of the first draft, considered to be an extremely promising blitzer at the time, and he has more than lived up to this role throughout his already impressive career."

Coach Calthor: "These days Mosley and Travis Kelce are the main sackers of the team, each positioning to take care of one half of the pitch. While Kelce is ready to jump in when a strike would be warranted, Mosley is more reliable when he does get to hit to pop that ball loose, and is otherwise great in any support role."

GM Bazakastine: "TBA."

First Game Pre-Takeover
Acquisition Draft 1
Draft Pick 1st round No. 1
Injuries None
SPP inh. 30
Incarnations I, II and III
Roll123456
SPP Req.616315176176
Skill
SKILL 1
Strip Ball
SKILL 2
Tackle
SKILL 3
Guard
SKILL 4
Mighty Blow
SKILL 5
None
SKILL 6
None
How
METHOD SKILL 1
Draft
METHOD SKILL 2
Draft
METHOD SKILL 3
Draft
METHOD SKILL 4
Draft
METHOD SKILL 5
None
METHOD SKILL 6
None

1Blitzer 
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
G
20
R
9
B
107
P
1
F
1
Spp
22
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
11
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Strip Ball
Tackle
Guard
Mighty Blow
 
Doug Martin#3 


Biography: "Doug Martin, a first round draft pick for the Cardinals, is known for his ability to stay out of the reach of a punch, slip through open cracks in the defense, and screen for receivers. In his spare time, he is known for visiting orphan hospitals in Emsk and ingesting copious amounts of illegal warpstone liquor, which the league has warned him for officially."

Coach Calthor: "Doug Martin plays the essential role of being at the right place at the right time, to give that extra assist, or to provide screen or cage support for a receiver. During the rest of the game, he's encouraged to survive!"

GM Bazakastine: "TBA."

First Game Pre-Takeover
Acquisition Draft 3
Draft Pick 1st round No. 8
Injuries None
SPP inh. 20
Incarnations I
Roll123456
SPP Req.616315176176
Skill
SKILL 1
Fend
SKILL 2
Sure Hands
SKILL 3
Dodge
SKILL 4
Side Step
SKILL 5
None
SKILL 6
None
How
METHOD SKILL 1
Draft
METHOD SKILL 2
Draft
METHOD SKILL 3
Draft
METHOD SKILL 4
Draft
METHOD SKILL 5
None
METHOD SKILL 6
None

3Blitzer 
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
G
22
R
69
B
84
P
1
F
1
Spp
22
Cp
0
Td
5
In
0
Cs
1
Mvp
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Fend
Sure Hands
Dodge
Side Step
Zack Johnson#4 


Biography: "Zack Johnson. This is the Cardinals franchise player. He is known for one thing and one thing only, but he does it like few others: run, run, run like hell."

Coach Calthor: "Zack Johnson is sometimes fielded and sometimes not fielded, in a way that has at times confused spectators and other coaches alike. Truth is, this is always a balance of risk and reward, and boils down to the question: Does the asset of speed outweigh the danger to his health of having him on the pitch? He is a notable target of blitzes and fouls whenever other teams can get his hand on him, but so far, he has remained unscarred and unbound."

GM Bazakastine: "TBA."

First Game Pre-Takeover
Acquisition Franchise Player
Draft Pick NA
Injuries None
SPP inh. 65
Incarnations I, II and III
Roll123456
SPP Req.616315176176
Skill
SKILL 1
+MA
SKILL 2
+MA
SKILL 3
Block
SKILL 4
Sprint
SKILL 5
Sure Feet
SKILL 6
None
How
METHOD SKILL 1
Draft
METHOD SKILL 2
Draft
METHOD SKILL 3
Draft
METHOD SKILL 4
SPP
METHOD SKILL 5
SPP
METHOD SKILL 6
None
1Catcher 
MA
10
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
G
21
R
235
B
5
P
0
F
2
Spp
47
Cp
0
Td
14
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Catch
Dodge
Sprint
Sure Feet
 
Eric Metcalf#5 
5Lineman 
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
G
3
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
1
Spp
5
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
1
Injuries
 
Skills
Travis Kelce#6 


Biography: "Number six pick of draft 4, this is the renowned Mr. Travis "Ultra-Violence Wardancer" Kelce. Known for his blatant disrespect in interviews, lack of social graces, but most of all, the way he can hit someone out of nowhere - and hard.
Kelce is also starring in a CabalVision dating show, aptly named
Catching Kelce, where he deftly leaps away from all those hungry stares."

Coach Calthor: "Together with C.J. Mosley, Kelce's main task is popping a ball loose when a ball handler is vulnerable enough. At other times, Kelce hits other vulnerable targets, or sometimes just does whatever he likes on the pitch. He is an arrogant star, but we gladly build our play around him."

GM Bazakastine: "TBA."

First Game Season 4, Game 1 - vs Altdorf Thunderbolts
Acquisition Draft 4
Draft Pick Round 1 No. 6
Injuries None
SPP inh. 0
Incarnations NA
Roll123456
SPP Req.616315176176
Skill
SKILL 1
+AG
SKILL 2
Tackle
SKILL 3
Mighty Blow
SKILL 4
Leap
SKILL 5
None
SKILL 6
None
How
METHOD SKILL 1
Draft
METHOD SKILL 2
Draft
METHOD SKILL 3
Draft
METHOD SKILL 4
Draft
METHOD SKILL 5
None
METHOD SKILL 6
None

2Blitzer 
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
G
12
R
26
B
78
P
3
F
0
Spp
12
Cp
1
Td
1
In
0
Cs
4
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Leap
Mighty Blow
 
Will Davis#7 


Biography: "Will Davis is a third round draft acquisition for season 4. He is flamboyant, hardy and tricky, as well as a young, brash talent."

Coach Calthor: "Whether it is to harass players in the back, or assist in screens, or be a receiver, Will Davis seems enthusiastic to do whatever is needed. It helps that he seems a lot more resistant than many other catchers."

GM Bazakastine: "TBA."

First Game Season 4, Game 1 - vs Altdorf Thunderbolts
Acquisition Draft 4
Draft Pick Round 3 No. 70
Injuries None
SPP inh. 0
Incarnations NA
Roll123456
SPP Req.616315176176
Skill
SKILL 1
+AV
SKILL 2
Side Step
SKILL 3
Diving Tackle
SKILL 4
None
SKILL 5
None
SKILL 6
None
How
METHOD SKILL 1
Draft
METHOD SKILL 2
Draft
METHOD SKILL 3
Draft
METHOD SKILL 4
None
METHOD SKILL 5
None
METHOD SKILL 6
None

2Catcher 
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
8
G
11
R
12
B
7
P
0
F
2
Spp
5
Cp
0
Td
1
In
0
Cs
1
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Diving Tackle
Dodge
Side Step
Thurman Thomas#8 
1Lineman 
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
G
2
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
Spp
0
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
 
Jonathan Meeks#9 


Biography: "Drafted to the Cardinals in round 4 of draft 4, Jonathan Meeks carries a friendly smile, athletic stature and hopeful eyes."

Coach Calthor: "Jonathan Meeks is the Cardinals' pet project of sorts. He is a diamond in the rough, with amazing athletic potential. We hope to grow him into an amazing star, but only time will tell whether he will make it there."

GM Bazakastine: "TBA."

First Game Season 4, Game 1 - vs Altdorf Thunderbolts
Acquisition Draft 4
Draft Pick Round 4 No. 104
Injuries None
SPP inh. 0
Incarnations NA
Roll123456
SPP Req.616315176176
Skill
SKILL 1
+STR
SKILL 2
Block
SKILL 3
None
SKILL 4
None
SKILL 5
None
SKILL 6
None
How
METHOD SKILL 1
Draft
METHOD SKILL 2
SPP
METHOD SKILL 3
None
METHOD SKILL 4
None
METHOD SKILL 5
None
METHOD SKILL 6
None

3Catcher 
MA
8
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
G
11
R
54
B
23
P
-1
F
0
Spp
16
Cp
0
Td
2
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Catch
Dodge
Robert Johnson#10 


Biography: "Robert Johnson is a long-time Cardinal talent, whose skills were cultivated over many games and times. He is the strategic on pitch team captain, and a reliable thrower."

Coach Calthor: "As one of the two throwers to do the initial ball handling and any needed ball throwing, as well as the team captain, Robert Johnson is reliable figure on the field."

GM Bazakastine: "TBA."

First Game Pre-Takeover
Acquisition UDFA
Draft Pick NA
Injuries None
SPP inh. 34
Incarnations I, II and
III,
Roll123456
SPP Req.616315176176
Skill
SKILL 1
Accurate
SKILL 2
Leader
SKILL 3
Block
SKILL 4
Guard
SKILL 5
None
SKILL 6
None
How
METHOD SKILL 1
Draft
METHOD SKILL 2
SPP
METHOD SKILL 3
SPP
METHOD SKILL 4
SPP
METHOD SKILL 5
None
METHOD SKILL 6
None

2Thrower 
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
G
22
R
97
B
48
P
39
F
1
Spp
18
Cp
16
Td
0
In
0
Cs
1
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Sure Hands
Guard
Accurate
Leader
Pass
 
Josh Robinson#11 


Biography: "An absolute steal as a fourth round draft pick of season 3, with his sacking and hassling skills. Unfortunately, Josh Robinson has had too many blows to his head, according to the Cardinals apothecary, and the board has already considered his retirement at the end of season 3, especially in light of his 'atrociously unfriendly social views'."

Coach Calthor: "Josh Robinson is unfortunately not very liked by the other Cardinals, due to repeated reported bad behavior. However, his skills for hassling ball carriers and handling deep offense or defense still remain very valuable - although some fans speculate how much time he has left."

GM Bazakastine: "TBA."

First Game Pre-Takeover
Acquisition Draft 3
Draft Pick Round 4 No. 108
Injuries None
SPP inh. 0
Incarnations I,
Roll123456
SPP Req.616315176176
Skill
SKILL 1
Diving Tackle
SKILL 2
Wrestle
SKILL 3
Tackle
SKILL 4
None
SKILL 5
None
SKILL 6
None
How
METHOD SKILL 1
Draft
METHOD SKILL 2
Draft
METHOD SKILL 3
Draft
METHOD SKILL 4
None
METHOD SKILL 5
None
METHOD SKILL 6
None

4Catcher 
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
G
21
R
28
B
25
P
1
F
2
Spp
6
Cp
0
Td
2
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
0
Injuries
-av
Skills
Tackle
Wrestle
Catch
Diving Tackle
Dodge
Kelechi Osemele#12 


Biography: "First round pick of draft two, 'Big Bad' Kelechi is a big fellow with an inborn talent for blocking. Weighing 150 kilograms, his name reportedly means 'Thank Nuffle' in a Southland language."

Coach Calthor: "Kelechi is one of the main blockers of the team. Where other players might have more glorious roles, this is as essential as those others when it comes to winning a game."

GM Bazakastine: "TBA."

First Game Pre-Takeover
Acquisition Draft 2
Draft Pick Round 1 No. 16
Injuries None
SPP inh. 9
Incarnations I, II and III
Roll123456
SPP Req.616315176176
Skill
SKILL 1
+ST
SKILL 2
Guard
SKILL 3
Block
SKILL 4
None
SKILL 5
None
SKILL 6
None
How
METHOD SKILL 1
Draft
METHOD SKILL 2
Draft
METHOD SKILL 3
SPP
METHOD SKILL 4
None
METHOD SKILL 5
None
METHOD SKILL 6
None
2Lineman 
MA
6
ST
4
AG
3
AV
8
G
20
R
0
B
74
P
0
F
0
Spp
27
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
1
Mvp
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Guard
 
Quatzl Birdsong#13 
3Lineman 
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
G
0
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
Spp
0
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Timothy Harrison#14 


Biography: "Round three draft pick for draft 4. Timothy Harrison is an excellent thrower and back-up blocker, and known for his goofy jokes."

Coach Calthor: "Reliable thrower, and pretty decent blocker when push comes to shove as well."

GM Bazakastine: "TBA."

First Game Season 4, Game 1 - vs Altdorf Thunderbolts
Acquisition Draft 4
Draft Pick Round 3 No. 96
Injuries None
SPP inh. 0
Incarnations NA
Roll123456
SPP Req.616315176176
Skill
SKILL 1
Block
SKILL 2
Tackle
SKILL 3
Accurate
SKILL 4
Nerves of Steel
SKILL 5
None
SKILL 6
None
How
METHOD SKILL 1
Draft
METHOD SKILL 2
Draft
METHOD SKILL 3
Draft
METHOD SKILL 4
Draft
METHOD SKILL 5
None
METHOD SKILL 6
None

1Thrower 
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
G
10
R
20
B
21
P
19
F
1
Spp
7
Cp
7
Td
0
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
0
Injuries
-av
Skills
Block
Sure Hands
Tackle
Accurate
Nerves Of Steel
Pass
 
Jeff Jaeger#15 
4Blitzer 
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
G
3
R
0
B
16
P
0
F
0
Spp
2
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
1
Mvp
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Jeff Zgonina#16 


Biography: "Noted to be somewhat of a hotheaded madman, but also a gutsy, strategic lineman. Jeff Zgonina was recruited at the start of season 4."

Coach Calthor: "Jeff is still a young player, but one with a lot of guts. We hope he can grow into a player of fame. For now, it just seems like he's developed a liking to stomping players into the pitch..."

GM Bazakastine: "TBA."

First Game Season 4, Game 1 - vs Altdorf Thunderbolts
Acquisition Rookie
Draft Pick NA
Injuries None
SPP inh. 0
Incarnations NA
Roll123456
SPP Req.616315176176
Skill
SKILL 1
Dirty Player
SKILL 2
None
SKILL 3
None
SKILL 4
None
SKILL 5
None
SKILL 6
None
How
METHOD SKILL 1
SPP
METHOD SKILL 2
None
METHOD SKILL 3
None
METHOD SKILL 4
None
METHOD SKILL 5
None
METHOD SKILL 6
None
4Lineman 
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
G
11
R
0
B
6
P
0
F
16
Spp
10
Cp
0
Td
0
In
0
Cs
0
Mvp
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Dirty Player