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September Donation Drive
As I mentioned in my last blog, there has been a steep uptick in traffic on the site, with my guess being people scanning the Internet for AI and "security research" purposes. While I've managed to get the site to a point where it appears stable, it feels to me that the machine we're running the website on is on the edge of what it can handle. I'm looking at graphs and monitoring the site basically all the time, which is causing a fair bit of stress and takes up a lot of time on my part. This isn't maintainable long-term, and I don't want to be forced to monitor the health of the site this closely.

To alleviate this situation, my intent is to set up a fronting web server (called a reverse proxy) to handle the large amount of traffic and filter out traffic that is just erroneous scans. Unfortunately the current hardware is running out of resource (mainly RAM), and the only way for me to be able to set up the reverse proxy host is to purchase new hypervisor server to host it.

In addition to being able to add this new system, there is another stability improvement I'll be able to make:

I'll be able to split the database used for FFB to its own VM, which will remove the ability for a website traffic spike preventing the FFB server from accessing the database and causing a crash (which results in rollbacks and all sorts of issues).

I may also be able to set up more resiliency for certain side-services like gamefinder and bowlbot, which I may end up switching to run on a container platform rather than in full-fledged VMs. Having two machines available should allow for easier auto-restart if they crash for whatever reason, and could also end up saving some resources overall.

To get a little bit more concrete, I am looking at hardware costs around the 2000-2500 euro order of magnitude, and the point of this post is to announce a donation drive aiming to get enough resources for that purchase, and possibly also cover some of the extra costs that this increase in traffic has caused (the AWS costs for the site have increased by a factor of 6 or so since the start of the year). That added extra cost isn't really a huge problem, and therefore that's more of a bonus if we get to beyond the cost of the server.

As with the previous drives for hardware, any donations made through the month of September this year will be considered part of this drive and I will award a new icon on coach pages for those who donate (any amount). Patreon supporters will automatically be considered part of this (make sure you have everything connected and a gold supporter icon on the site). Anyone donating during the remainder of August will also be included for the icon.

If you want to donate, click the icon top right on the site which will show you the options available to do so.

Thank you for considering supporting the site.
Posted by Christer on Aug 30
rating 6 55
FUMBBL Brawl 10 Sept (2/5/7 needed)


Brawls are a weekly drawn tourney for Competitive Division teams and will be run on the KotH system, meaning the second round pairing will be generated randomly after the first round is complete.

Tourneys Expected to Draw
Low (up to 1225 TV): 0
Mid (from 1230 to 1500 TV): 0
Hi (from 1505 TV up): 0


Teams Short to Draw Next Tourney
Low (up to 1225 TV): 2
Mid (from 1230 to 1500 TV): 5
Hi (from 1505 TV up): 7


Please remember that TV is the deciding factor in which Brawl your team will be a part of and includes missing players! (It is not Current Team Value(CTV)!)

Draws will be made on Wednesday if there are enough participants, usually between 1200-1400 server time. You will receive a PM that you're in the tourney when it starts. Tournament announcements on the official FUMBBL Discord #minors channel. Game announcements will be made in my Leagues Discord, in the Minor Tournament channel.

If you are interested in participating, read here: Group Page and FUMBBL Tournament Rules.

Team may apply on the Brawl Team page.

Please be aware:
Only Competitive Division teams will be accepted.

Prizes
Record on your profile
Random extra MVP

Posted by razmus on Sep 08
rating 0 0
FUMBBL League News 6 September 2025
2025-09-06
Compiled from across FUMBBL, this is all the news that's come to my little furry ears. Separated into four sections: 'Public' Leagues, Open Play Environments, Independent Tournaments, and Meta-groups. If you know more that is going on, please let razmus know so he can add it to the next edition, which should be at the end of September. I've added a channel for conversation amongst League Commissioners on my FUMBBL Leagues Discord. If you're interested in the conversation, please jump into the general channel and ask to be elevated for the commissioner's channel.

The census says that there are still 1032 distinct, active coaches on FUMBBL who play in leagues, roughly a hundred more than last month. Welcome back from vacation folks. We should continue to pick up as the month goes on. Two numbers are given for the range of the league size, because 'active coaches in a league' is a poorly defined descriptor. When the numbers are very different - the league is likely in flux, have some deadwood teams/coaches in their locker rooms, or be at the start or end of a cycle/season (when there's usually a lot of inactive coaches watching the playoffs). Numbers very close together should be pretty close to the 'actual' active coach population (whatever that means) for the group.

The theme of the month is still SUMMER VACATION, with the reality that a fair number of people have the opportuntity to get away at this time. A lot of leagues are currently sitting between seasons. That isn't to say there isn't anything going on... but if you are the type that plans ahead - now is the time to figure out what you want to play in the second half of the year, because I expect things to really take off again in about a month and a half. That said several leagues progress forward with their seasons and some big leagues (WIL and JBL come to mind) have started their next seasons during this period, so there is still lots of Blood Bowl to play and to watch.

I wanna play now!! Which groups should I look at?

These are the
leagues closest
to looking for
more coaches
right now. It
might still be
a bit before
you'd play.
New to Bloodbowl?145 Club Always available, learn new things!
Europe, SpanishFUMBOWL League is in preseason and has a wait list
Europe, ItalyLega Gladio is between seasons
Europe, FinishSuomiliiga is in playoffs
Europe, random rostersSNOT is recruiting!
Europe, draft chaosChaos Draft League is between seasons
AmericasSecond Sons is between seasons


Timezone/RegionWorld, but focused on Coaches new to Bloodbowl or new to FUMBBL (but especially new to Blood Bowl!)
25-44
RulesBB2020 (no Mega-Stars)
Current statusBeach Holiday Bowl runs until the mid-September, but remember... 145 is ALWAYS RECRUITING!. Come see how much it might help you.
Lost in the wider FUMBBL community? Stop in to get your bearings. Mentor program (putting newer coaches with more experienced coaches) is going along well!
Next stepsIf you're new to FUMBBL or Blood Bowl, jump in at your leisure. Efforts are made so it is easier for folks to join with minimal wait and to make it easier to find appropriate opponents.
To contactdentface for even more information, razmus's 145 FAQ might answer a few questions, and stop by the 145 Club Discord to chat with folks. They also look over match replays, give advice on skill choices and team development, oh and share laughter as well. "Most of the good stuff happens on discord."

Timezone/RegionGlobal (predominately Europe, but with separate brackets/ladder for Americas Time Zones), 14 day rounds to facilitate cross tz scheduling
153-196
RulesBB2020 resurrection/non-progression with promotion and relegation (No Star Players)
Current statusSeason 7, round 1 of 7.
Next stepsSeason 7 thru 10 December 2025, then a cup in time for the holidays.
To contactContact JLeav and/or join them on their own Super League Discord.

Timezone/RegionEurope but with coaches from everywhere. Large, fluff heavy league. (Effectively Global)
60-63
RulesBB2020 with modified Secret League, and customized BB2016 skill progression. Only one team per roster. (Custom stars, with apothecaries as incompetent as those the rest of us deal with.)
Current statusYear 14, Spring Regionals, round 1 of 5
Next stepsSummer - special tournaments.
To contactNew teams enter either a Youngbloods tournament or the general mix depending on timing, and with a league this large they're pretty much always recruiting. Contact C0ddlefish and/or join them on the SL Discord in their own section. (Be aware: a lot goes into the administration of this league, and they'll tend to only accept coaches who have something of a proven track record of reliability on FUMBBL.)

Timezone/RegionGlobal, two week rounds in the league.
33-33
RulesSecret League rosters, 2016 skill progression, with a skill level above legend. (No Mega-Star Players) There is a league portion AND an Open Play environment. Join the Discord for more details.
Current statusSeason 4, Round 2 of 7.
Next stepsSeason 4 Playoffs. Remember, it also has an open environment -- so if the format looks interesting, join their Discord and play along.
To contactContact StrangeFeller, or WaffleIron and join their Discord.

Timezone/RegionGlobal, coaches drawn from "time to time"
20-21
RulesBB2020, custom rosters with draft. Six different leagues which play amongst themselves and between leagues during the year. (No star players)
(1)league segregated knockout phase; (2)League segregated regular season; (3)Interleague playoffs and league Allstar completions; (4)Then the cycle restarts with league segregated playoff
Current statusSeason 3, Interleague playoffs (Major Bloodbowl Open) has six games left, and league Allstar competition. (Appears very stalled)
Next stepsSegregated league regular season. (Maybe things will pick up again now that it is September?)[⁂i]
To contactTheRedoubt, bigf, or Gridironman on site or their Discord.

Timezone/RegionGlobal, two week rounds
14-15
Rules15 Elven rosters, BB2020, no Mega-stars, 2020 skill progression, nominate MVP and a little houserule.
Current statusSeason 1 -- Four rounds remaining in the season, but they appear stalled.
Next stepsCertainly no playoffs or post-season activity -- it looks like it'll go right into season 2.
To contactContact CrisisChris and join their Discord.

PEBBL (Point Economy Blood Bowl League)
Timezone/RegionGlobal, Coaches divided into four hour windows across the globe for their divisions
4-7
RulesBB2020, player point buy. (Star players drawn from previous season players)
Current statusSeason 2, playoffs complete, but there's still a division A game left to play. They appear to have stalled.
Next stepsSeason 3.
To contactCarthage on site or their Discord.

Timezone/RegionOceania (GMT +7 to +12)
34-59
RulesBB2020, possibly the original league on Fumbbl to implement seasons! (Yes Mega-Stars)
Current statusSeason CVII, round 3 of 7.
Next stepsSeason CVIII
To contactTalk to Irgy about getting started or join them on the SWL Discord and 'ask to be drafted and hazed.' New teams need a little time to draft and get 'some blooding games' played before they're fed to the le... err... before they start.

Timezone/RegionNew Zealand, one week roundsEstablished 6th March 2015
20-29
RulesBB2020. Equivalent pools with tiered postseason playoffs to decide champion. Slann and Simyin welcome. Redrafting with a 1400k cap. Expensive mistakes and Spiraling expenses both active. (Yes Mega-Stars + 40k tax)
Current statusSeason 42, Round 7 of 7.
Next stepsPlayoff, plate, and a boot. (To find out more, join their Discord!)
To contactContact ramchop
or jump into DIBBL discord
.

Timezone/RegionNew Zealand/Australian time zone preference With a bit of a lean towards NZ
19-31
RulesSL2020, each roster can only be represented once, with two week rounds. (No Mega-Stars)
Current statusSeason 15, round 3 of 7
Next stepsEnd of season tournaments.
To contactPM Trickey on FUMBBL
or get in touch on their channel on the DIBBL Discord
.

Timezone/RegionEurope (Spanish Language), but some non-European
48-94
RulesBB2020; promotion and relegation; race uniqueness within divisions enforced. (New coaches can choose race/roster without restriction) Two week rounds during the regular season, one week during playoffs(Yes Mega-Stars)
Current status2025 (Season Three) - pre-Season swiss for an unknown number of rounds. They'll have ninety-eight coaches in seven division, and have a wait list to which you can be added if you're in the target audience and want to get in on the fun!
Next stepsSeason three.
To contactContact MrToyce for more information and join.

Timezone/RegionFrench Language/Europe TZ
47-48
RulesBB2020, with promotion and relegation, and roster rotation. Ten day rounds. (It appears that teams can be relegated right out of existence.) (Custom Star Players)
Current statusSeason 36 appears to have started early, round 2 of 11, and appear to already be running ahead of the deadlines.
Next stepsSeason 36 playoffs
Recruit. Draft teams/rosters. Season. Playoffs. Post Season.
To contactSharkrudi, Thoriin, Darkvatar, or Phags or visit their Discord

Timezone/RegionUK timezone, give or take a couple, and English language
40-40
RulesBB2020, 9 day rounds (No Mega-Stars)
Current statusSeason LXXVI round 5 of 7.
Next stepsSeason LXXVII. They usually keep a list of new coaches interested in joining for next season...
To contactA whole host of active commissioners to contact on the group page, but DaCoach would be the person who usually recruits, or talk to them on the WIL Discord.

Timezone/RegionItalian Language/Italy
*
RulesBB2020 (Yes Mega-Stars)
Current statusSeason 34 is complete. Contact Ale_Kubbo about playing next season if you're in the target audience.
Next stepsNormally there's a few weeks of quiet, then Season 35. I would expect the next season soon.
To contactAle_Kubbo

Timezone/RegionEurope
27-32
RulesBB2020 rules with BB2016 skill progression, w/player drafts. Limited to 32 Team Franchises. With FLUFF! (No star players) DLE is a long term, all human teams league with extremely high TV.
Current statusSeason 17 Cross-conference play, round 7 of 7.
Three phases:1(SoS), 2(interconference play), 3(intraconference play), (4)championship playoffs, (5)Pro Bowl finale
Next stepsChampionship playoffs.
To contactBigF is in charge of the wait list.

Timezone/RegionFrench Language/France
16-27
RulesSecret League 2020, with customizations - with custom star players!
Current statusSeason 8, round 1 of 5
Phase 3, FIFA rankings, (awards for regular season/ friendly challenge (where everyone is welcome)/ end of season Cups) and invitations for next season.
Next stepsSeason 8 Playoffs, which should take them to the end of the year.
To contactContact Diablange for more information and join them on their Discord (ask Diablange for a invitation if interested).

Timezone/RegionEurope/Ukraine (Ukrainian Coaches)
19-23
RulesBB2020 (Yes Mega-Stars)
Current statusIt's season Pizza! Secret Pizza has a single game (slice) left, and the rest of pizzas are in round 10 of 11.
Next stepsIf you're in the target audience, I'd recommend contacting Ulmar99 for more information, there always seems to be a lot going on. (And I can't guess what is next.)
To contactContact Ulmar99 for more information and join.

Timezone/RegionGerman Language/Central Europe TZ
21-21
RulesBB2020, two week rounds, with building and league modes (Yes Mega-Stars)
Current statusSeason 18 playoffs, round 1 of 4.
Next stepsSeason 19.
To contactjurisch and join them on Discord.

Timezone/RegionFinnish Language/Finland
18-21
RulesBB2020, two week rounds (Yes Mega-Stars)
Current statusSeason 13 playoffs, round 2 of 3.
Next stepsSeason 14.
To contactContact Jopotzuki or visit thier Discord for more information and join.

Timezone/RegionSwedish Language/Central Europe TZ
14-18
RulesBB2020, two week rounds (No Mega-Stars)
Current statusSeason 10, round 6 of 7.
Next stepsSeason 11
To contactScisco and contact them for a discord invite.

Timezone/RegionEurope (Polish and English language)
17-17
RulesSL2020, Randomly assigned SL20 rosters. (Yes Mega-Stars)
Current statusSeason 8 playoffs, round 1 of 3, and recruiting a few more coaches. (Jump on the discord to announce your intention to foster a roster and play next season.)
Next stepsSeason 9 roster drafting and Season 9.
To contactContact Avreus for more information and to join. Join them on their discord.

Timezone/RegionEurope (with some accomodation for others)
*
RulesBB2020, draft (no star players)
Current statusSeason 2 post season activities -- recruiting, drafting, drinking. (Might be stunned... we'll give them a few more weeks to pull them selves off the pitch)
(1) interdivisional, (2) Intraconference, (3) Playoffs
Next stepsSeason 3.
To contactContact Kondor, Arcayn, datom, or intrepidwilson for more information, for a Discord invite, or to join. Their Discord is also available.

Timezone/RegionEurope and Americas
30-30
RulesBB2020, with random players and lots and lots of extra dice rolling just to satisfy Nuffle's whims, now with BB2016 advancing
Current statusSeason 3, Stage 1, Round 5 of 5
Next stepsSecond part of Season 3.
To contactTrashMouse on site NUFFLE League Discord channel to roll up your random team. They're always recruiting new teams, and can run new blood type tournaments when there is enough new blood to justify.

Timezone/RegionMainly Europe but Coaches in North and South America, Canada too. 14 day turns!
20-20
RulesBB20 Draft League, Human rosters, custom seasons and re-draft. Custom Icons and Team logo's. (Star players look absent.)
Current statusSeason 7, Round 6 of 9
Season, then playoffs, then redraft
Next stepsSeason 7 playoffs
To contactThe_Murker (Owner), Arcayn, Carthage, and HyperboLemuR

Timezone/RegionMainly Europe but if there's sufficient interest, an Americas division is a possibility.
16-16
RulesBB20 Draft League, Trolls/Orcs/Goblins with secret weapons. BB2016 skill progression. "The league is fluff-heavy and a lot of fun but also has interesting skill progressions and very flexible rosters, enabling a variety of play styles; so suits beginners and experienced players alike. The Discord is especially active with results, post-match interviews, gameweek round-ups, and the ability to bet on games too."(No Star players.)
Current statusSeason 2, second half! (South vs East and North vs West) Round 5 of 7.
Season in two halves.
Next stepsStill actively recruiting to fill the conferences, check the available franchises on the group page.
To contactintrepidwilson

Timezone/RegionAmericas
39-59
RulesBB2020, balanced number of teams from each roster! (No Mega-stars)
Current statusSeason 10, round 7 of 7. (One game and some make-ups left in the regular season.)
Next stepsSeason 10, small cups.
To contactHyperboLemuR on site or the NWBL Discord.

Timezone/RegionAmericas
42-57
RulesBB2020, with custom seasons, and no stunty teams. (Yes Mega-stars, but Dribblesnot and Cindy are banished.)
Current statusSeason 47 make-up games.
Next stepsCoach's poll, post-season show, then the Bowl Games.
To contactex-convict or HyperboLemuR or NCBB Discord

Timezone/RegionAmericas
32-32
RulesBB2020 with player draft, drawn from NCBB amongst other places. (Yes Mega-stars, but Dribblesnot and Cindy are banished.)
Current statusPre-season 35 draft.
Next stepsSeason 35.
To contactTo be put on the waiting list for an invitation, contact Bazakastine or wintergreen13 and join them on the NBFL Discord. The league is limited to 32 franchise teams.

Timezone/RegionAmericas
21-22
RulesBB2020 draft league, two week rounds Custom star players from previous players
Current statusSeason 2 conference play - Round 3 of 7.
Regional, conference,conference championship,superbrawl
Next stepsConference championship playoffs
To contactryanfitz

Old league banners -- https://i.imgur.com/yRS7pPg.jpg, /i/717039, /i/721507

Timezone/RegionChilean, Americas timezone, Spanish Language
18-20
RulesBB2020 with redraft and what looks like a bounty system! (Yes Mega-stars)
Current statusSeason 6 - round 7 of 7/9.
Next stepsSeason 6 playoffs
To contactVaradal, primary communication via WhatsApp.

Timezone/RegionOntario, Canada & Time Zone friends
*
RulesBB2020, roughly weekly rounds, with bounties. (Yes Mega-stars)
Current statusSeason 10 complete. Healing, avoiding swarms of midges, and drinking good Canadian beer. (May be enjoying the weather before the Wendigo descend from the northern ice and drive everyone indoors.)
Next stepsSeason 11.
To contactHammer16 or grant85 on site. (They aren't actively recruiting but would welcome additional friendly faces they know from the NAF table top and in-person leagues in the Ontario and Quebec area.)

Second Sons Blood Bowl League
Timezone/RegionAmericas TZ
*
RulesBB2020 with some initial boost to starting teams, roughly two week rounds (Yes Mega-stars)
Current statusIt appears the Season 5 teams are redrafting and preparing for the upcoming season.
Next stepsSeason 5.
To contactHouseBlackfyre on site.

Open Play Environments
Open play environments are places where teams can be built to play against other teams in the same environment, usually without scheduling the game, although many open environment also offer their own activities for teams to compete against one another if the coaches wish to participate.


Competitive
RulesBB2020 - using the latest rules available. Now with redraft/seasons. No Mega-stars.
ActivityVery high activity. This is the most active single environment on FUMBBL
To playMake a team from your Coaches page for the Competitive division and put them in Gamefinder, or activate teams in the Black Box (also now within gamefinder) or seek games on the FUMBBL Discord (the last is more popular with people seeking those last few games to fill a grid.) Be aware that the box random scheduler now separates virtual season one teams from everyone else.
ActivitiesRoyal Rookie Rumble for new teams. (Recruiting 24/7!)
Brawls for any Competitive team. Brackets break at 1225 and 1500.
Minors has a 1510 TV limit, double elimination on September 17th.
XFL Dwarf, Khemri, and Skaven tournaments running now. (The dwarf bracket was SHORT. Only four teams!) High Elves, Lizardmen, Underworld, and Black Orcs up next, with recuiting starting mid-September. Humans, Snotlings, Wood Elf, and Imperial Nobility on deck.
Major Tournaments spread out across the year, each with their own requirements and some with qualifier tournaments. FUMBBL Cup will be next in October. (CrisisChris has also put out his unoffical tournament overview.)

RulesBB2020 with custom rosters. Now with redraft/seasons. (No Mega-stars to mirror Competitive envionment.)
ActivitySome.
To playMake a team from the group above (or from your coaches page in the "League","Secret League 2020" division). Put them in Gamefinder or seek games on the Secret League Discord
ActivitiesOld World Rookie Rumble for new teams. Always recruiting! (We almost got close to having enough.. but still need a few more teams.)
Old World Brawl for any team. Bracket breaks at 1000, 1350, and 1700.
[SL]2020 Slam are Slam type instant tournaments for groups of four teams. (just needs interested coaches)
[SL]2020 Open Sprint allows teams to compete on points earned in open play, leagues, and touranments.
Participation has been light. The [SL]UMBBL Cup (September 13) will be the last big event in 2025.

Open League
RulesBB2020 (no Mega-Stars)
ActivitySome.
To playCreate a team from the link on the Open League group page, or from the Create Team link at the bottom of your coaches page and select 'League', 'Open League'. Make them available in gamefinder, or find an opponent in Discord or other places. It's okay to play casual games against friends here.

Eurobowl Training
RulesBB2020, Eurobowl ruleset
ActivitySome.
To playCreate a team from the link on the Eurobowl group page, and make them available in gamefinder.

RulesBB2020, low competitive. (no Mega-Stars)
ActivityLow.
To playCreate a team from the link on the Chillax group page, and make them available in gamefinder.
ActivitiesOngoing sprint seasons, just so there are numbers to watch. Really the environment is just an excuse to play games, so get to it.


RulesBB2020, 1100TV start, Mega-stars, 2016 progression, Nelphine star pricing, endless seasons.
ActivityUp and running.
To playCreate team for group and just start playing. Join the group to participate in the tournaments.


RulesBB2016, with imported League, Ranked, or Box teams, including SL16 teams.
ActivityLow
To playClone teams into the league to bring new life to them to play.
Open [L]eague Cup - No limit, Official 2016 + [SL16] teams for a possibly last ride of glory. (Active recruiting, and intending to run for as long as possible.) O[L]C 2016 Nostalgia Bowl running now.

Time/RegionGlobal, 10-11 day rounds (Wed/Sun deadlines) to facilitate scheduling.... also an open environment.
RulesBB2020, 4M teams, (almost all) star players.
To playCreate a team in the group and start playing. Periodic tournaments available pending interest.

Independant Tournaments
Tournaments available, which aren't otherwise part of one of the open environments.


Time/RegionGlobal.
RulesBB2020, special rosters
Next tournamentLaunches as frequently as there are eight teams in queue.
To contactContact Fol.

Time/RegionGlobal.
RulesBB2020, oops - all big guys
If still nothing at the end of Sept -- remove)
Next tournamentLaunches as frequently as there are eight teams in queue.
To contactContact Fol.

Active Metagroups
Metagroups play in other open and league environments, against other teams in the environment which aren't necessarily part of the metagroup, for thier own goals.

SeasonSeason 15: Sept-Dec 2025
EnvironmentCompetitive (Blackbox Scheduler only)
SynopsisFUMBBL's only officially supported metagroup. Build one or more squads of four teams, and amass points by winning and tying after randomly matching other teams. One team from each roster will have the opportunity to participate in the Steel Gauntlet, it's own special official [C]ompetitive Division tournament. (See Christer's blog linked above for more information.)

IRONDWARF Trophy
SeasonSeason 15: Sept-Dec 2025
EnvironmentCompetitive (Blackbox Scheduler only)
Synopsis The Iron Dwarf Trophy is a meta-event in the Competitive division. Each season, coaches create teams and play these using the Blackbox scheduler. At the end of a season, the winner is the team who managed to get the highest total score. In case you missed it, there was news about the IDT at the end of March.

SeasonXCIV: Sept-Oct 2025
EnvironmentCompetitive, Blackbox, and League (BB2020/SL2020).
SynopsisA reboot of the original E.L.F. group, Elf teams accumulate points for playing (and more for winning) against a variety of different rosters. Additional awards for filling your dance card, and a special award for taking more casualties than anyone else. (Discord Channel.)

Posted by razmus on Sep 06
rating 6 0
OWOBB #66 Blood Bowl 2025 Rules Announced.
Despite there being little to talk about in Blood Bowl i have decided that One World, One Blood Bowl #66 will be some people talking about the latest Blood Bowl news. Bretonnians, Tomb Kings, Chomp and Distracted, and was Shirokov right?
So as usual i have tried for a range of opinions, and yet it might fall to me be Nigel Negative, as everyone seems enthused.
So Sunday 7th September in the year of our Trump 2025, OWOBB will be live on https://www.twitch.tv/purplechest at 9pm BST (UK time) and soonish after on YouTube and all good podcasting sites. And Spotify.
The Panel will be:

PurpleChest: Cross format Blood Bowler, host and Ringmaster.
Caolan: Table Top Ireland coach, and filthy hand roller.
Christer: The Guvnor of FUMBBL. Legend.
JLeav: Dominating on both Table Top and online, in the good old US of A.

So join us live, or catch up later, as we talk through the news release and speculate wildly on whether the End of BB is hoving into view, or is this the exciting shot in the arm BB needs? Can coach numbers climb even higher? The good, the bad, the sane, the mad, we'll discuss it all.
Posted by PurpleChest on Sep 05
rating 6 0
Blitz 'Dem - GDR Edition #2; Issue #11


'Blitz 'Dem', the preeminent periodical for all things Blood Bowl, having been published by diligent grotz since 1964 IC, brings you the key facts from the opening Gameweek of the inaugural season of the Greenskins Draft Rumble.

= GAMEWEEK 11 ROUND-UP =
A brief 'tabloid' version this week with 3 games unplayed, due to inclement weather, unplayable pitches, and the unwelcome intervention of Chaos magic. Six coaches used this time to get their players onto the training field in the final push for the play-offs. With only 3 games left, many teams have it all to play for.

= STAR PLAYER POINTS =
Just 5 names broke into the list this week, probably due to the fact that just 7 touchdowns were scored in 3 wins and 2 draws:
7 SPP - ★ Dazlug Mudshredda ★ (Altdorf Bloodhounds)
6 SPP - Grash Bonechewer (Badlands Black Feathers); Durgok Skullcrusha (Nordland Skullsmasherz); Facesmash (Iron Crag Clawz); Journey Blaze (Karak Azgaraz Fanatics)

= CASUALTIES =
Tight games again meant that the team defence was the real MVP, as fewer scoring chances correlated (wot? - ed) with fewer high risk plays, perhaps leading to a decrease - or at least plateauing (eh? - ed) of impactful injuries inflicted (nice alliteration - ed):
2 casualties - Leg Snapper (Iron Crag Clawz)

= BLOCKS =
Another week - another good day out for the Clawz as they put the boot into the 'Ardboyz:
15 blocks - ★ Head Stompa the Fourth ★ (Iron Crag Clawz);
13 blocks - ★ Dakkul Beastmaw ★ (Nordland Skullsmasherz); Aniyah Elliah (Karak Azgaraz Fanatics)

= TOUCHDOWNS =
Defense! Defense! Defense!:

= FOULS =
Just two names on the board this week - the fouliest fouler title is certainly going to be a tight race:
3 fouls - Grott Facechewa (Tilean Sea Piratz); Baggit Wartsnout (Karak Azgaraz Fanatics)

= RUSHING YARDS =
When some teams top rusher is hitting only single figures, you know that the defensive game plan is working:
29 yards - Gravel Kruncher (Tilean Sea Piratz)
23 yards - ★ Dazlug Mudshredda ★ (Altdorf Bloodhounds); Orzog Shugdurbam (Nordland Skullsmasherz)
22 yards - ★ Skagzizri ★ (Reikland Steel Claws)

= PASSING YARDS =
For a brief moment, it looked like we might have some emerging stars, but when the second highest QB is scoring -1 yards, you know it's not been a week for the aerial plays:
2 yards - Gromm Skullbasha (Ostermark Squeelers)


= AWARD WINNERS =
Each Gameweek, there will be awards for some notable players and coaches:

MVP
★ Head Stompa the Fourth ★ saw last week's top blocker set a new season high and simply set out to beat it. He came pretty close and tied up the season leaderboard. In doing so, it's likely that the Clawz brutal star will take home the title for baddest blocker.

Golden Clipboard
Coach Robinfern was really on a hot streak of 6 games without a win... Unfortunately, he couldn't break that run this week but he did manage to make 3 casualties, 2 completions, 1 touchdown, outblock the Steel Claws, and hold off an equalising score for 11 drives. A tight game against Coach Growfair but Fern's consistency ensured his team are warming up as the season end draws near.

Best Result
d4bbl3z (Grom Peak Scrappers)
MATCHSCORESCORERS
Ostermark Squeelers0
Grom Peak Scrappers1B. Ironfang
Last week, the Ironskins took the game to the Scrappers and their victory secured their coach the Golden Clipboard. But this week, despite that battering and the permanent loss of two players during the game, Coach d4bbl3z was undaunted. He knew his boys would come good and, after failing to win in three, the Grom Peak Scrappers, the Greenboyz, the Fungusheads, managed to upset the form books and come good.

= IN MEMORIAM =
Despite the low casualty numbers, despite the conservative blocking strategies, Nuffle cares not. We remember those who graced the sacred field:

- Pal Hughard, Troll (Grom Peak Scrappers) - after 10 games, in which he proved himself to be a vital part of the roster, picking up an MVP nod, causing 2 casualties, and, yes, even making a passing completion, Hughard failed to regenerate and was buried in the woods at the base of Grom Peak.
- Luke Drazil, Big 'Un (Grom Peak Scrappers) - from a comparative veteran to a total newbie. Drazil was making his debut. His corpse will be tossed from the peak for the vultures.
- "Chief" Flurg Mosshorn, Black Orc (Reikland Steel Claws) - an icon. "Chief" played 10 games for the Green Machine, causing 2 casualties and earning one MVP vote. His influence - and flatulence - in the locker room will be missed.
- Wyatt Gaer, Big 'Un (Tilean Sea Piratz) - after 9 games, Gaer made no discernible impact on the game. His death will not be memorialised and his impact will be forgotten.
Posted by intrepidwilson on Sep 05
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Spike Trophy! III Edition
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Old World Championship



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Spike Trophy! III

1st Round

Chaos All Stars vs Bluebay Crammers 3-2

The All Stars narrowly defeated the Bluebay team from Puggy Baconbreath in a tense match, avoiding a late upset. Bluebay came close to pulling off a surprise but fell just short.

Dwarf Warhammerers vs Icecastle Wolves 1-2

The Wolves secured a tight victory over the Warhammers in a closely contested match. Both teams battled hard, but the Wolves edged ahead in the final moments.

Stunted Stoutfellows vs Lustria Croakers 0-2

Lustria claimed a convincing victory over Warmglow Vindaloo, dominating from start to finish. Their superior performance left no room for doubt.

Orcland Raiders vs Asgard Ravens 0-1

The Ravens clinched a narrow win thanks to their rock-solid defense. Their disciplined back line held firm under pressure to secure the victory.

Semifinals

Chaos All Stars vs Icecastle Wolves 2-1

The Chaos Stars lived up to their favorites tag and secured a spot in the final. Their strong performance left little doubt about their title ambitions.

Lustria Croakers vs Asgard Ravens 1-2

The Ravens completed an epic last-minute comeback to reach the grand final. Their late surge stunned opponents and thrilled the crowd.

Final

Chaos All Stars vs Asgard Ravens 0-1

Coached from the sidelines by CT_Konrad and led by captain Gurk Cloud-Scraper, the Ravens lifted the cup against all odds. Their underdog triumph crowned a remarkable campaign.



Next cup.... Chaos Cup

Link to the tournament
Create a team here
Sign them up here

When we have 8 teams... Chaos Cup kick off
Posted by Fol on Sep 04
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FUMBBL Brawl 3 Sept (Low draw)


Brawls are a weekly drawn tourney for Competitive Division teams and will be run on the KotH system, meaning the second round pairing will be generated randomly after the first round is complete.

Tourneys Expected to Draw
Low (up to 1225 TV): 1
Mid (from 1230 to 1500 TV): 0
Hi (from 1505 TV up): 0


Teams Short to Draw Next Tourney
Low (up to 1225 TV): 5
Mid (from 1230 to 1500 TV): 5
Hi (from 1505 TV up): 7


Please remember that TV is the deciding factor in which Brawl your team will be a part of and includes missing players! (It is not Current Team Value(CTV)!)

Draws will be made on Wednesday if there are enough participants, usually between 1200-1400 server time. You will receive a PM that you're in the tourney when it starts. Tournament announcements on the official FUMBBL Discord #minors channel. Game announcements will be made in my Leagues Discord, in the Minor Tournament channel.

If you are interested in participating, read here: Group Page and FUMBBL Tournament Rules.

Team may apply on the Brawl Team page.

Please be aware:
Only Competitive Division teams will be accepted.

Prizes
Record on your profile
Random extra MVP

Posted by razmus on Sep 01
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Blood Bowl II Edition
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Old World Championship



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Blood Bowl II Edition

1st Round

Gouged Eyes vs Southstorm Squids 1-2

The Elgill Goldenfin Squids secured a narrow victory over the Goudged in a tense, hard-fought match. A late-game surge and clutch defense sealed the win in the final moments.

Albion Wanderers vs Galadrieth Gladiators 1-2

The Gladiators triumphed over the Perceval Lambert Wanderers with a commanding performance. Their disciplined strategy and relentless pressure proved too much for the visitors.

Dwarf Giants vs Lustria Croakers 1-2

Lustria, led by the brilliant Lottabottol, edged out the Giants in a thrilling contest. Tactical precision and a late decisive play secured their well-earned victory.

Vynheim Valkyries vs Reikland Reavers 1-0

The Valkyries clinched a tight win over Griff's squad in a nail-biting showdown. A final-minute breakthrough made the difference in an evenly matched battle.

Semifinals

Southstorm Squids vs Galadrieth Gladiators 1-2

The Gladiators emerged victorious in the tightly contested Elven derby, edging past their rivals with grit and determination. A single late score proved decisive in the high-stakes clash.

Lustria Croakers vs Vynheim Valkyries 1-2

Lustria fell to the Valkyries in a closely fought battle, despite a strong showing from Lottabottol. The Valkyries held firm under pressure to secure the narrow win.

Final

Galadrieth Gladiators vs Vynheim Valkyries 2-1

Lucien´s Gladiators, coached by Solaris, defeated the Valkyries in a thrilling rematch of the last final. With sharp execution and late-game composure, they turned the tables and claimed a hard-fought victory.

Next cup.... Spike Trophy! III

Link to the tournament
Create a team here
Sign them up here

Posted by Fol on Sep 01
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Frenz IRL
For the NOVA Slaughter Days tournament this weekend, I decided to try to fully realize my Frenz khorne team in real life by converting them for the tabletop. This meant using Blender to bash some STL heads of the Friends cast into some of the Torchlight Maxium Khornage STLs. (I also used some amazon STL parts for Rachel and Phoebe.)

The Models

Here's Marcel/Hakflem (yes, I took a megastar, and yes he failed 3 pick-ups), Ross, Rachel, and Joey:



Here's Phoebe, Monica (from the turkey head episode), and Chandler:



The Drawings

Since my painting always disappoints me a bit, I also did a bunch of drawings based on the models for stickers as bonus "prizes" for when my opponents killed any of the main characters:













Behind the Scenes

For anyone interested in such things, I'll say I found the process of "kitbashing" in Blender quite easy. I've played around a bit in Blender over the years, so if you have even a modest level of comfort in the program, I think editing and combining STLs is quite doable. It only took me a few quick YouTube tutorials to get the process down.

Here's a screenshot of the Ross model to show how much imperfection can be forgiven:



If you look close at the neck, you can see a lot of ugliness there, as my editing was far from clean. I just did the best I could to close up any holes after "deleting" the original model's head and sliding the Ross bust into place, and I was consistently amazed that none of my prints failed.

I did try to make the scale of the heads a bit bigger to make the faces more recognizable. I know mini heads are already slightly scaled up, but I went even further. Looking back, I think if I try this again, I might go even larger with the heads, for a more cartoonish but also more recognizable look.

Team Photo

I also found an STL of the Central Perk couch and used that in my KO box so players could sleep comfortably. Here's a full team shot with the couch and some of the stickers:



Big thanks to everyone who organized the tournament and to all my opponents. The Frenz had a spectacularly average outing, going 2-2-2 over two days, but as I've heard it said ... the real pows are the frenz we make a long the way.



Posted by gettym on Sep 01
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Major Blood Bowl League 8 - La saison est lancée !

(Cliquer sur le bandeau pour accéder au groupe)

*** Disclaimer de la FIFA : les propos des consultants de la FIFA n'engagent qu'eux-mêmes, la FIFA ne saurait être tenue responsable pour les blessures morales occasionnées par ces propos. ***


- Bonjour Huggy, la FIFA est heureuse de vous retrouver pour cette saison 8.
- Ha ben tu m'étonnes ! J'ai eu droit à un an de vacances au soleil aux frais de la princesse, un peu qu'ils sont heureux de me faire un peu bosser !
- C'est plaisant de voir que vous n'avez pas changé.
- Héhéhé, toujours le même, le vieux Huggy, t'inquiète pas. Alors, qu'est-ce qu'on a ?
- C'est l'heure de la présentation des groupes et de vos pronostics éclairés.
- Oula, si vite ? On n'attend pas 4-5 journées pour les pronos ?
- Non, tout de suite, Huggy.
- Bon bé, envoie, bonhomme.

Major League - NORD

- Voici les équipes de conférence NORD, Huggy.



- Donc, d'après votre classement, là, les favoris sont les Kamyaka Kingdom Keepers et les Horreurs hurlantes, c'est ça ?
- Ce sont les 2 équipes possédant le plus de points FIFA, oui.
- Bon, ben je pense qu'ils vont terminer en tête alors.
- Quelle analyse incroyable, Huggy. Vous pouvez nous en dire un peu plus ?
- Euh... ok... Bon, le Royaume de l'Inde a déjà remporté une division, je pense qu'ils peuvent le refaire, leurs tigres sont impressionnants.
- Très bien, ensuite ?
- En vrai, je pense que pour la seconde place cela sera une sacré foire d'empoigne. Les nécromantiques ont des arguments, mais il faut rappeler que les Rising Sun Exiles ont remporté une coupe, le Basic Fists, que le Clan Wütend a un joueur incroyable et avait postulé à la victoire en minor league.
- 3 équipes pour 1 place ? Voire 2 places car les meilleurs troisièmes pourront accéder aux play-offs.
- Je dirais presque 5 équipes, les Mekanik Giants vont avoir du mal à suivre le rythme de déplacement des autres équipes mais ils peuvent compter sur d'autres forces. Et les Reptiliens du marais sont un peu une wild-card, moins d'expérience mais des capacités à faire déjouer les autres !
- On a hâte de voir les premiers matches !
- Un peu mon gars !

Major League - EST

- Pour la conférence EST nous retrouvons l'actuel numéro 1 au classement FIFA.



- Je vois ça. Attention, les Corsaires de Sartosa ont fait des belles saisons mais n'ont pour le moment jamais remporté un groupe de qualification.
- Aucune des équipes de cette conférence, Huggy.
- Exact ! Mais si je vois les pirates passer, je miserai bien aussi quelques pièces sur les Sotek's sprinters, qui ont un jeu surprenant, ou sur les Bearded Grudgebearers qui ont passé toute la saison 7 à endormir leurs adversaires avant de se jeter sur un trophée !
- Enfin une analyse intéressante, Huggy. Et que pensez vous des 3 équipes suivantes ?
- J'ai l'impression qu'on a réuni dans le même groupe les 3 plus imprévisibles de la league. Enfin j'ai zieuté la minor league, je modère mon propos.
- Les Egyptian Mamluks, le Bataillon Hidalgo ou Les gros, les minus et les dés peuvent espérer quelque chose ?
- Ha ben c'est même leur fond de commerce, d'espérer, alors tu penses qu'ils peuvent !
- Euh... merci Huggy, on va passer à la suite.
- Comme tu préfères.

Major League - OUEST

- Je préfère, oui. Voici la conférence OUEST.



- Encore un groupe où aucune équipe n'a l'expérience d'un groupe de qualification remporté.
- Il y a eu des retraites.
- Apparemment, ouais.
- Le Chaotic Offering a souvent terminé troisième, ils ont une certaine expérience.
- On parle pas d'expérience à pas gagner, hein, bonhomme.
- Malgré leur statut de tête de série, vous ne les voyez pas passer ?
- Si, si, sans doute, sans doute. Mais je ne sais pas s'ils termineront devant le Da Kombat Skwad ou les Jabba Beer Sangsues, ces 2 là ont remporté une coupe en saison 7 !
- Effectivement. Bataille à 3 alors ?
- La logique voudrait ça, mais derrière tu as 3 équipes qui joueront libérées. Les Asrai Arsonists savent harceler les attaques adverses, et les Bouchers Nimois et le Morr Hoplon ont des équipes assez polyvalentes.
- Votre pronostic n'est pas clair.
- Je vais détailler : à mon avis, les équipes qui perdront le moins de points en route vont passer en play-off.
- C'est très clair, mais ça me paraissait évident.
- Tatata, c'est qu'il y a un second degré tout caché, réfléchis-y.
- Je crois que vous noyez le poisson, Huggy, mais tant pis, voyons la minor league.
- Aller, faisons ça !

Minor league

- Voici les rencontres de journée 1, les suivantes seront déterminées par les résultats obtenus.



- Alors, pour le Old Ash Kingdom contre les Were Dynamics je vois un match nul.
- J'espère que vous ne direz pas ça à chaque match.
- Ben attends, j'ai pas encore parlé du résultat.
- Oh... Hé bien... On ne peut pas dire ça, Huggy, alors.
- Ha bon ?
- Oui, je vous assure.
- Bon, alors, disons que je vois bien un résultat de parité, obtenu de haute lutte suite à une action improbable des Were Dynamics, ça va comme ça ?
- C'est mieux, oui. Que pensez-vous du match entre le Racine Club de Lorïen et les Artichoke Tasters ?
- J'en pense que l'orientation des uns à chercher des actes de violence définitive plutôt qu'une maitrise technique et le manque d'entrainement des autres pourrait probablement déboucher sur un match équilibré.
- C'est troublant de vous entendre parler de la sorte, Huggy.
- Ouais, j'en ai les oreilles qui bourdonnent.
- Passons à la rencontre entre les Mighty Buds et les Dodgy Damsels.
- Une opposition de style incroyable ! Peut être un scénario dramatique pour une victoire de l'un des deux, mais je ne sais pas dire lequel.
- Même quand vous annoncez un gagnant vous ne vous mouillez pas.
- Attends, faut qu'on parle des Azorgh contre les Envahisseurs de Taaketskog.
- Parlons-en alors.
- Euh... Match nul ?
- Vous êtes impossible Huggy, dites nous pourquoi au moins.
- Les 2 équipes ont une maitrise technique des bases du blocage, les nains sont plus solides et les nordiques plus rapides.
- Admettons. Et pour les Arkeis Doom's contre le Khsar'par Sphinx ? Laissez-moi deviner : match nul ?
- Je pensais qu'on n'avait pas le droit de dire ça !
- Moi je parlais du résultat.
- OK, OK, je vois. Non, non, là je vois un vainqueur !
- Ha, dites nous.
- Pas sûr, mais à mon avis ça sera une équipe mort-vivante.
- Je me fais avoir à chaque fois... Merci pour vos pronostics éclairés, Huggy !
- A ton service mon gars !
Posted by Diablange on Sep 01
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